A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand burned. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.

"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."

"'What about the other ear and your hand?"

"I tried to call for an ambulance."

"What happened to your hand?" The doctor asks.

"Well DUH! I had to dial the number."

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Hi! NO SCHOOL!!!! PRAISE GOD!!!

Anyway, I hope you find this one funny (I don't think blondes are dumb...this is a stereotypical joke)

Sincerely,

Isabella Duggan