《Humor》College degrees
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A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much does it cost?"
A graduate with a teaching degrees asks, "How did it happen?"
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A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Oh... Wow....
Hey guys...
Awkwardly, avoids eye contact...
So I kinda forgot to tell you that this story was on hold due to another book shimmer, that I'm no longer writing...
SAZZZY! (sorry)
Well ummm... Yeahhhhh...
How many months has it been???
I forgot okie dokie,
Isabella Duggan
P.S. This book is now my first priority I will update a lot today and then every other day... BYE!
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