《Pun Clan Group Chat Warrior Cats》Pun CLAN
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[Pun Clan]
Blind boi: WAKE UP STUPID KITS
Dyinblaze: you can see if im awake.
Blind boi: yeah well i can SEE your texts.
Best dad: you mean hear.
Kestrelmight: shut up you mice-brain
Mothwing simp: What did i wake up too
Cowboy: Some youngsters bein' annoyin
Blind boi: PURDY WHAT
Dyinblaze: Purdy how could you say that :(
Best dad: If you werent an elder Purdy i'd rip your ears off
Cowboy: Bruh graystripe
Kestrelmight: I just realized me and gray wing are the only non thunderclan in this chat
Mothwing simp: Your right-
Dyinblaze: HAHAHAHAH THUNDER CLAN REINS SUPERIOIR
Blind boi: nobody cares about what you say Lionblaze
Fire alone will save the clans or something: UghHhH wHAt The DaRK FoRest IS GoINg On hEre
Mothwing simp: everybody being annoying
Fire alone will save the clans or something: I can see.
Dyinblaze: but Jayfeather can't
Blind boi: >:O
[Dyinblaze changed Blind boi's name to Angy Blind Boi]
Angy Blind boi: HEY!
Mothwing simp: Wdym Linoblaze he is angy all the time
Dyinblaze: no dung sharpnose
Kestrelmight:Harestars wakin up. Gotta go!
[Kestrelmight went Offline]
[Best dad invited Gray wing too the chat]
Gray Wing: Whats up!
Best dad: nothing
Gray WIng: then why am i here
Angy Blind Boi: no clue
Dyinblaze: Ima go talk too Cinderheart cya.
[Dyinblaze went Offline]
Mothwing simp: He's growing so fast.
Angy Blind Boi: He's more advanced in love then you.
Mothwing simp: wdym
Angy blind boi: You still havent confessed too Mothwing
Mothwing simp: I CAN'T DO THAT! I ALREADY BROKE THE CODE BY BEING WITH CROWFEATHER BEING WITH MOTHWING WOULD BE WORSE!
Angy Blind Boi: Sure thing Mother. SUre...
[Mothwing simp changed their name too Simp]
Angy Blind Boi: I see you caught what we named you.
Simp: Go search the elders for ticks right now
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Angy Blind boi: Jeez.
Fire alone will save the clans or something: Yeah do that Jayfeather.
[Angy Blind Boi went Offline.]
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: WASSUP
Fire alone will save the clans or something: WASSUP HOWS STARCLAN
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: Pretty good ngl. Dark forest has better wifi tho. But I wont complain we get too tell prophecies that confuse cats.
Fire alone will save the clans or something: Mk ima go organize some patrols cya
[Fire alone will save the clans or something went offline]
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: Ima go too then
[The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw went offline]
Best dad: what ever happened too Jays stick
Simp: I think he broke it
Best dad: Damn. He loved that stick (as in best friend ew i would not ship him with a stick)
Simp: Not as much as he loved Half moon
Best dad: isnt this the same story as you crowfeather and mothwing situation.
Simp: Shut up Graystripe
Best dad: Oh well Millie wants me. You know how she gets.
Simp: Yeah, Cya Graystripe!
[Best dad went offline]
[Gray wing Came online]
Gray Wing: Hi.
[Simp changed Gray Wings name too Clan Founder]
Clan Founder: Thanks Leafpool.
Simp:Np. Ima head off now cya.
[Simp and Clan Founder went offline]
[Next day]
Simp: You all there?
Dyinblaze: I was tryna sleep
Best dad: oh please who can sleep with you snoring.
Dyinblaze: >:O
Kestrelmight: Please stop arguing.
Best dad: its true tho.
[Angy Blind Boi changed his name too Blind Boi]
Blind Boi: For the time I spent sleeping with you Lionblaze you kept me awake with your snoring so I have too agree with Graystripe.
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[Dyinblaze went offline]
Simp: You made him mad.
Kestrelmight: I bet he is going too go complain too Cinderheart about it.
Blind Boi: Agreed.
Best Dad: Want me too spy on them?
Blind Boi: When you have enough info tell us what he did
Best Dad: ok
[Best Dad went offline]
Kestrelmight: I gotta go. Cya
[Kestrelmight went offline]
Blind Boi: That was urgent.
Simp: No dung sharpnose
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: What'd I miss?
Blind Boi: You missed us making Lionblaze angry.
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: Damn it.
Fire alone will save the clans or something: Graystripe is spying on Lionblaze complaining too Cinderheart. What'd I miss?
Blind Boi: Just scroll up.
Simp: Jayfeather. I know why Kestrelflight was in a hurry.
Blind Boi: WHy?
Simp: It's half moon.
Blind Boi: Shit
Simp: WE CANT WASTE ANYMORE TIME
[Simp and Blind Boi went offline]
Fire alone will save the clans or something: So Bluestar hows starclan?
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: they need better wifi and we need more chargers.
Fire alone will save the clans or something: well duh.
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: Ima let you go. You have a clan too take care of.
Fire alone will save the clans or something: I can wait a bit.
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: No firestar, This is thunderclan we're talking about.
Fire alone will save the clans or something: Oh yea. They cant live for an hour without me
The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw: Thats not what I meant but true statement. They can't live for an hour without a leader, also what the dark forest is an hour
Fire alone will save the clans or something: Good question.
[Fire alone will save the clans or something and The whole squad was laughing when I exiled Tigerclaw broke the fourth wall and went offline]
Cowboy: Well I have nobody too talk to. So i'ma go
Clan Founder: You can talk too me Purdy :)
Cowboy: Who the dark forest are you?
Clan Founder: Gray Wing I founded the clans.
Cowboy: Cool. I have too go now.
[Cowboy and Clan Founder went offline]
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