"Ok ok no, Jin is wrong."

"How am I wrong?!"

"You are wrong."

"American food is better than Korean food!"

"You are a traitor, Jin!"

"Ahhhh Namjin back at it again with the arguing...!" The maknae spoke up, interrupting our argument.

"JIN IS A TRAITOR!" Taehyung spoke up, agreeing with me.

"SEE??!!!"

Allow me to explain.

Taehyung is a sweetheart. He wrote us all apology letters, and wrote one to Y/N as well, (it's in the mail) about the whole Eun Ji debacle. He admitted that he was being fucking crazy, and that he wouldn't have harmed anyone, especially not a child like Eun Ji.

So we forgave him. In exchange for him doing all the chores for a year, of course.

Well, except Yoongi.

Yoongi seemed especially effected by Y/N's little sister being taken. I mean, we all love Y/N, so I don't see why he's still so butthurt. She forgave him, and so should Yoongi. Right?

Right. I'm always right.

Leader Mon is best.

As I was swept away in my thoughts, I missed a pretty crucial argument.

"TAEHYUNG YOU'RE THE FUCKING TRAITOR!!!"

"HOW, YOONGI???? I APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE FORGAVE ME EXCEPT YOU!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???"

"AHHHH GIVE ME SOME RESPECT YOU TWAT!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS A TWAT?!"

"IT'S A DUMBASS, LIKE YOU!"

"HEY I'M NOT DUMB!"

"THE FUCK YOU AREN'T! I SAW YOU TALKING TO JIN'S SPATULA THE OTHER DAY!"

"IT WAS LONELY AND SAD! I WAS BEING A GOOD FRIEND!"

"WE'RE GETTING OFF TRACK. YOU'RE A DUMBASS DICK. STOP ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OKAY WHEN IT'S NOT!!!" Just then, Yoongi tackled Taehyung.

I thought it would end there, but Yoongi was winning.

He kept punching and beating up Taehyung.

Manager hyung is gonna roast my ass if I don't stop this soon....

"BOYS STOP FIGHTING!!!" I shouted, but neither of them seemed to hear me properly, as they kept fighting.

Taehyung was starting to get a bloody nose, as Yoongi was on top of him, beating his ass. Poor Tae.

I ran to the kitchen and dialed the first number I thought of. Anyone could stop this.

"Hello?" OH THANK GOD IT'S Y/N!!!

"Y/N!!! WE NEED YOU AT THE DORM RIGHT NOW!!!" I sounded desperate, but I really was.

"WHAT OK I'LL BE THERE!" She hung up on me, and I assume she was getting in her car ready to come save the day.

"BOYS Y/N IS COMING SO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!" The brawling two didn't hear me, and the other 4 waved me off.

Assholes.

I just watched Taehyung get beaten senseless until Y/N shouted that she had arrived.

"HEY SLUTS I'M HERE, NOW WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM?" We parted our semi circle to let her see a mostly uninjured Yoongi beating a half dead Taehyung.

The eye contact between the two was really awkward until Yoongi cleared his throat and spoke.

"Hey."