"Dear Taehyung,

Someone hit me today.

His name is Roman, he loves to hate me. During lunch, he ran up and punched me in the jaw because I was talking too loud about you. Apparently 'that is too gay, and I should be punished'. It hurt so bad, but no one really did anything. I told my mom when I got home and she called the principle but never pressed for anything to be done.

I think she's just trying to look like a good mom by calling since she wrote all about it on Facebook. I'm not sure if Roman will get suspended, but I hope he will.

I heard that you're coming here to Jinju for your July press tour. Damn, I'm so excited.

I can't wait to see your deep brown eyes without a screen between us. I can't wait to hear you speak live and in person with no delay. I hope you'll talk to the crowd as usual. Maybe you'll say that you love us.

I know if you say 'I love you' that it will be directed to the whole crowd of fans, but I'll be a part of that crowd. I'm so honored to be your fan.

That's all for today, I love you.

Sincerely,

Fanboy"