"Dear TaeHUNG,

I saw your n oo d z.

HOW COULD YOU LEAK YOUR OWN NUDES? SHAME ON YOU, BUT ALSO THANK YOU! I may be asexual, but I appreciate a good dick when I see one.

Also, please strangle Hogust Dseok for me. HOW DARE THOSE KNOMES COME OUT TEN MINUTES AFTER YOUR NUDES, WHERES THE OXYGEN TANK?

I wasn't ready. Can you hear my tears? I wasn't ready you sloots.

I love you all so much, stop killing me with your awesomeness! FUck you. Quit putting us through all this, but also keep putting us through this. Limit yourselves, I'm trying to recover, this fan stuff is hard.

Fuck you, I love you.

Sincerely,

Fanboy"