《the assistant; billie eilish》89
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we are at billie's parents house with finneas and his new girlfriend.
claudia never came back,thankfully. that sounds wrong to say but all she was doing was causing shit to go wrong.
"finneas i'm ready" i hear billie say
"for wh-OHH,alright" he say
i stand there confused as hell. why they speaking in code? they are weird.
"baby come here" billie grabs my hand and begins dragging me to a room
finneas follows behind us and i quickly notice the equipment in the room. producing...why are we in here?
yea i know finneas produce and all that but why am i here?
billie sits down on the bed and pulls me on top of her.
"you keep me warm" she say
"why are we in here?" i ask
"it's a surprise" she smiles before kissing me
"that is disgusting" finneas say
"bitch you're disgusting. you don't even know how to keep your girlfriend,she left your ass. be for real now sir" billie say
i gasped cause she ain't have to do him dirty like that.
"at least my ex wife didn't cheat on me nearly ten times or caused my baby to die" he say
me personally i wouldn't let that slide. he didn't have to bring that baby into this.
"what the fuck...."
"too far? i'm sorry billie" he say immediately
"just fucking play it" she say with a different tone in her voice
honestly why would he say that...he could've said anything else.
"why would you say that?" i ask him
"i didn't-"
"you obviously made her upset,you know that's a subject not to bring up. this isn't the first time you've done this finneas" i say
"i'm sorry billie" he say
billie roll her eyes and say "just fucking play it finneas"
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he presses something on the computer before music starts playing.
billie looks over at me and it takes me a good five seconds to realize that it's billie singing.
"YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU COULD SING!" i say
she smiles before kissing me. no seriously she didn't tell me! i should be mad at her! what else can she do?
no reason for her to be this talented in life...
"i don't really sing much,it's not a big deal" she say
"it is a big deal!" i say
"shush and just listen" she smile
after the song was over i slap her upside the head cause who the hell she thought she was talking to.
"ow!" she say before flipping us over so she's on top of me
she takes my arms and pin me down. "ew" finneas say before leaving out the room
"how'd you like the song?" she asks
"i loved it" i smile
"good cause it's about you" she smiles before kissing me
i kiss back pressing my body against hers. "oh yeah?"
"yep"
"my wife wrote a song about me is honestly the biggest flex ever" i say
"stop being cocky" she roll her eyes
"why can't i be cocky when your co-"
she covers my mouth with her hand quickly. "aaliyah you need to chill"
"and you need to chill on my pussy but we don't all get what we want do we?"
"shut up,you be the main one that be over stimulating yourself"
"okay and? i still stand on what i said" i say
"i could easily delete the song,don't start"
"beep beep beep...you hear that? that's me starting" i say "if you delete it that's your problem for spending all that time on a song just to delete. couldn't be me"
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"why do you have a smart mouth?"
"cause i am smart...something you can't relate with" i say
"that's why you bald headed"
"i'm not even...don't try billie. you the one that had bald spots" i say
"girl-"
"ha! you can't even say shit back cause you know i'm not bald" i say
"but at least my mom not dead" she say
"she can be" i say
"MAMA! AALIYAH JUST SAID SHES GONNA MURDER YOU" she screams out
"y'all are so annoying" finneas yells out
"you're such a party pooper dick that needs to be shoved back into his moms coochie and never pop out a fucking gain" i say loud enough so he could hear
"i wanna do a tiktok with you" she say smiling
"which one?" i ask
she pulls out her phone and does some scrolling around before showing me the bound trend.
"let me do the yelling part" i say immediately
"but i wanted to do it" she say
"wait we can do two different videos" i suggest
"you're so smart oh my god!" she gasps like i just invented light. she's not very bright apparently.
suddenly our moment gets interrupted by kourtney running into the room and jumping on the bed.
"grandma said dinner is ready and she said to stop getting nasty. i don't know what that means"she say
"did she really say all that?" billie asks
"no. uncle fin said the last half" she giggles before running out the room
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we are all now at the dinner table looking at each other. billie is holding my free hand like always.
"so are you two thinking about more kids?" maggie asks
"um not right now" billie say
i nod my head in agreement and it made me realize i'm probably never gonna have another child.
"how's your dad?" patrick asks
"he's fine,i think he's working on a car this week" i say
"guys i have a confession to make" billie begins
everyone looks over at her including me cause what is she talking about.
"i suffer from bad bitch energy" she say
i blink my eyes rapidly cause she had me thinking she was gonna be serious for once.
"you play too much"
"and you don't do enough! how about that finneas." she say
finneas new girlfriend that i still don't know the name of even though i've seen her at least five times before now, continues to eat like nothing is happening.
"y'all are annoying" kourtney roll her eyes
"i agree with you" maggie say
"suck my dick you fish looking whore" billie say to finneas
"bitch you're the fucking whore. you dated all your fucking assistants. keep your dick in your pants bro"
"your mama suck dick hoe"
"we have the same mom dumb bitch"
i cover kourtney ears. this is so ghetto.
"and i still stand on what i say. bitch your dick is little as hell. how you let your YOUNGER SISTER have a dick bigger than yours could ever be. that's probably why claudia left your ugly ass"
"my dick isn't little"
"you're giving little dick energy. lil dick bitch."
"aren't you the same person that got their nudes leaked? go worry about that before coming for me"
"my dick is big i had nothing to be ashamed of" she say "aaliyah can even tell you how big i am! that amount of times i di-"
"ENOUGH" maggie say
how the hell did i get into this?
"tell your son with no sperm to shut his ass up" billie say
seee that's that white people shit cause i can't cuss in front of my dad/family. i would be dead as hell right now if i pulled that shit.
a/n: BE HUMBLE SIT DOWN 💃🏽💃🏽
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