The stegosaurus herd moved slowly across their floor, grazing peacefully. A spinosaurus watched over them; a threatening presence that they’d learned kept them safe. In the distance, a pack of velociraptors slept on the backs of two brontosaurus’. Up above flew a flock of dimorphodons, searching for insects in the tall grass.

A golden light flashed from the entrance, signaling intruders. The spinosaurus turned his head, growling as the stegosaurus herd moved into formation.

Six bipeds came through the entrance, walking at a casual pace. They looked around, strange ears turning in every direction.

Suddenly one of them gave an alarming squeal. She shot forwards, running at a surprising speed for something that small. The spinosaurus moved to intercept her, and was attacked. The silver-tailed creature wrapped her arms around his neck, still making the high-pitched sound.

“Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh GIRLS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!!!”

She climbed to the top of the spino’s skull, clinging on. The spino shook his head, whipping it back and forth, but she stayed on.

The rest approached slowly.

“Big?”

“Dangerous?”

“A new pet you want to keep?”

The spino spun around, trying to dislodge the catgirl.

“It’s a SPINOSAURUS!!! It’s the biggest sauropod ever found! Look at its sail isn’t it cool???”

Giving up, the spino turned to the stegos. He knelt down, tilting his head at them. The herd leader understood. She turned, whipping her tail at the intruder.

“OH MY GOSH GIRLS THERE’S A STEGOOoooooooo…”

The spino huffed in gratitude, watching the catgirl fly off into the distance, then stood to his full height. He roared, swiping his claws threateningly at the rest of the group. They looked… unimpressed. He got the feeling something was wrong here.

The silver catgirl came running back, this time holding a very annoyed velociraptor. “Ok sure the spinosaurus is kinda big, but can I keep this one?!”

The velociraptor screeched, kicking her in the face. It had no visible effect.

The spinosaurus took a step back, growing very worried.

Dear Diary,

Ok so, when we die, we respawn where players would respawn. We don’t go back to our old floor.

Sad.

Aya and the ants got to Floor 14 late last night. They’ve been clearing all the floors, not just walking through them, so it’s taking them a little longer than it takes us.

I asked the shopkeeper catgirl here if she had sending stones, and she does! So we can all talk now!

Oh yeah, Kimi had her inventory locked. Since she has access to eeeeeverything, and at high levels, the Admin told her he’d lock it until we got to our floor. Everyone else gets to keep our inventory, since having ranch dressing doesn’t make me any more OP than having lvl 79 teleport does. But he didn’t tell us to not push the button, and we are players now, so we decided we’re gonna push the button. Plus there was this thing that said all players have to push the button twice now? So everyone in my group will push the button once and see what he has to say about it. Aya thinks we shouldn’t, and Staab isn’t sure, but no one in my group thinks it’s a bad idea. So we’re gonna do it.

It’ll be fun!

Goodnight, Dungeon!