Dear Diary,

We found another catgirl floor! We’re now on Floor 28, staying at the inn here. It kinda looks like we’ll have to spend one night on the ground somewhere, and the next in an inn. Last night we spent talking to some very nice ghosts, who are kinda tired of trying to be spooky all the time. We gave them a key this morning, and after the players all pass through they’re going to explore a bit and make new friends!

So, I figured out why Via never talked about her old floor. Well, yesterday we found out that Floor 17 is full of dinosaurs, and she was like “yep, I live here now”, and spent a while playing with them. It looked like she was just having a lot of fun, but whenever we said we should keep going she kinda acted weird. Like, I know she loves dinosaurs, but we basically had to drag her away. After that she was kinda quiet until we got to the ghosts and stayed there. Then when we left, she was quiet again.

And then we got to Floor 23, and she wanted to teleport all the way across. Next time we probably will, but since she didn’t explain, we wanted to cross the normal way. It’s a water floor, so we got onto a raft and started paddling.

There are sharks and eels, but they’re so low-level they don’t bother us. At the center of the floor is a big, wild-looking rock formation, with caves and tunnels all over. It’s almost a maze, but Via took us straight through.

And that’s where we met the sirens.

They are the most pretentious, uptight group of jerks I’ve ever met. Seriously, they didn’t even act happy to see Via even though they recognized her immediately! And then they acted like she was a horrible person for being a player! Just because she’s a player! I mean, Via is still a pacifist, she hasn’t ever killed anyone, or even really hurt them! She’s support! And we found out a new siren took her place when she became a catgirl, and that girl acted so self-righteous, like Via was sent away for not being good enough, and she was chosen to be a siren!

Ok, when she said she was “chosen” to replace Via, I cracked up. Because seriously, there’s no way the Admin put that much thought into it. The sirens didn’t like me laughing at them, and started singing to hypnotize us. So Y put a cone of silence around them, and Kimi and Mika stabbed them to death.

It’s the first floor we’ve specifically killed people on. All the other times it’s been self-defense or because being hit with twenty arrows is annoying. But yeah, this is the first time we were like “yep, these peeps are gonna die”. Not sure how I feel about that.

Aaaaanyways, yeah, I’m glad Via got sent to us and not any of the other sirens. Altho, if one of the jerks got sent to us, we probably would have ended up ignoring her if she was mean. Like we ignored Dorothy.

If you don’t want to be nice, we won’t talk to you. Nya.

Goodnight, Dungeon!