I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 2134
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Chapter 2151: 2151
Chapter 2151: Divine Flirting Tool
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
An Lin wore a dejected expression as he continued to blow bubbles.
The bubbles were unable to alleviate his feelings of dejection and frustration, regardless of how dreamy and beautiful they were. After working hard for so long, this was all that he had received! Anyone would feel like sh*t!
The only reason that he was still blowing bubbles was to determine whether or not they possessed any other special abilities. Perhaps there were some special hidden functions?
However, his numerous experiments proved that this was nothing more than an ordinary bubble wand. It was a useless piece of junk!
“So beautiful…” a voice suddenly said.
At some unknown time, Xu Xiaolan had already appeared at the entrance of the courtyard.
She was standing there silently with a transfixed expression on her face as she gazed at the bubbles floating around the courtyard.
The bubbles seamlessly fused together with the surrounding environment as they freely floated around the air. The ever-changing glimmer that they exhibited made them appear especially beautiful and dreamy.
An Lin could see a hint of fondness in Xu Xiaolan’s eyes.
It was as if she were an innocent little girl who could barely contain her excitement and joy upon suddenly seeing something especially beautiful.
Mhm… Xiaolan is also incredibly adorable when she wears this expression.
For the first time, An Lin felt like this Dreamy Bubble Wand perhaps wasn’t as worthless as he had initially imagined it to be. As he thought this, he silently made a decision in his mind.
Perhaps he could use this bubble wand for that matter as well.
“An Lin, did… did you make all this?”
Xu Xiaolan asked as she gazed at the bubbles.
The colorful bubbles were reflected in her bright and charming eyes. This made them appear even more beautiful and dreamy.
“That’s right, this is my present to you. Do you like it?” An Lin replied with a smile. After saying this, he started to blow more bubbles at Xu Xiaolan.
A trail of small bubbles started to float toward Xu Xiaolan.
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“Humph, don’t think that I’ll forgive you just because of this!” Xu Xiaolan said as she slapped at the dreamy bubbles before her. However, the faint smile on her face had already betrayed her true emotions.
No matter what, she was still a young woman in her prime. Thus, she naturally had a low resistance against beautiful things such as these.
Why did some women like dazzling and shiny objects? It was because they were beautiful! In fact, there was absolutely no need for practical or expensive items. They would suffice as long as they were beautiful and romantic!
The corners of Xu Xiaolan’s lips curled up into a smile, and she couldn’t contain her delight as she started to twirl her sleeves and dance. She was like a blooming lotus as countless colorful bubbles started to dance beside her; their refraction colorful and dazzling. This scene was like a stunningly beautiful painting.
An Lin was entranced by what he saw.
This was the most beautiful and dreamy sight in the world.
He hurriedly started to blow more bubbles, and Xu Xiaolan also continued to cooperate with him by dancing. Her movements were elegant, and her stunningly slender figure was like a dancing butterfly as it gracefully moved between the bubbles. Meanwhile, the countless bubbles were like beautiful fairies as they harmoniously hovered around her.
An Lin felt like this scene would be engraved in his mind forever.
A thumbs up to the system!
He had wrongfully blamed the system.
This bubble wand was indeed a hidden divine tool.
Indeed, the Dreamy Bubble Wand was a divine flirting tool!
An intoxicated smile spread across An Lin’s face as this thought flashed through his mind.
…
Outside Yue Tong City, in the Purple River City.
This was the transit hub for goods for the central front battlefield.
Most of the resources for battle were transported from this city to Yue Tong City through a spatial door. Thus, the people in this city were all extremely busy. They were all diligent and hard-working laborers.
At this moment, a woman in a black robe was silently standing in the center of this city.
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She had initially wanted to do something, yet she had suddenly received an astounding piece of news. Her entire body trembled as she stared at the newspaper in her hands.
There was a large headline on the newspaper—”Shocking News! Why Did The Divine Phoenix Maiden Bash An Lin? Nuwa Was Actually The Mistress? Read On For The Astonishing Plot Twist!”
The woman could barely contain her urge to charge over and rip An Lin to shreds upon reading this headline.
After all, she was none other than Nuwa! Since when had she ever been intimate with An Lin?!
The more she read on, the angrier she became. No one had ever dared to speak of her like this before!
Hugging? Kissing?
Did An Lin and Xu Xiaolan want to die?
Even though they had eventually admitted that this was a performance and that everything mentioned was false, she still couldn’t help but feel furious. From childhood until now, no one had ever dared to slander her like this before.
“Humph… Who would’ve thought…
“I didn’t go to provoke you, yet you’ve managed to provoke me first…”
Nuwa gritted her teeth in anger as a cold glint flashed across her normally gentle and soft eyes.
“So be it. Your actions have allowed me to become more resolute in my decision…”
Nuwa looked up at the gigantic spatial door in the sky where countless resources were being endlessly transported. A cold smile spread across her face.
The days slowly passed.
After the intense battle, the two armies had both entered a phase of standing off.
The migration of the western front of the Heavenly Human Tribe was already no secret.
Following the migration of their enemies, the powerful beings of the West Sea Alliance also migrated along with them, joining the ranks of the central front of the Heaven Crushing United Army. They were now under the direct command of An Lin.
Lan Xiaoni was ecstatic upon finally seeing Big Boss An Lin again, and she wore an expression of joy every single day. Moreover, she would occasionally bring Big Boss An Lin some rare and delicious seafood.
However, she was extremely nervous whenever she was around Xu Xiaolan. Although she held a lofty rank as the leader of the West Sea Alliance, and although she was a powerful Heavenly Goddess, she was still inexplicably nervous and flustered whenever she came across Xu Xiaolan.
“Underling Lan, it’s extremely inconvenient for your West Sea Alliance to battle on dry land,” An Lin said. “Here, I’ll give you this sea-creating divine tool. It’ll allow you to transform large swathes of dry land into the sea. This will make it much easier for your army to unleash their full combat capability.”
“M-hm, Big Boss An Lin is the best!” Lan Xiaoni said with a smile.
In fact, she was already well prepared to battle on dry land. She also possessed the ability to transform large swathes of dry land into the sea. However, she didn’t reveal this because she wanted to heap some praise on Big Boss An Lin.
“Oh, that’s right. Demon Lord Ling Gu has been babbling about following me this entire time. He also said that he already possesses the combat capability to rival Heavenly Gods. Is this true?” An Lin asked.
“Yes, it’s true,” Lan Xiaoni replied. She recalled the image of him pummeling the Heavenly Gods.
An Lin nodded upon hearing this. “Then I’ll allow him to join the God Slaying Team. You don’t have any objections, do you?”
“Of course not.” Lan Xiaoni naturally wouldn’t refute An Lin’s requests.
“Oh, that’s right. Big Boss An Lin, why don’t you recruit me into the God Slaying Team as well?” There was a pleading look in Lan Xiaoni’s large blue eyes as she looked at An Lin.
“No, the West Sea Alliance can’t be without their alliance leader,” An Lin rejected her request without hesitation.
The God Slaying Team was the secret team that he had formed, and it was just about to carry out the most dangerous assassination mission.. As the pillar of the West Sea Alliance, Lan Xiaoni definitely couldn’t risk her life by joining such a team.
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