I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 2198
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Chapter 2198: 2198
Chapter 2198: Lively Sect
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Xu Xiaolan was working hard toward the God of Creation Stage.
Meanwhile, An Lin was investigating how to reasonably crush the heavens.
As for Tina, she was quietly pondering over how to heal her Divine Mirror World.
Entering the river of time and then traveling back countless years had almost exhausted all of her vital energy and used up all of the power of her Divine Mirror World. Even though she was one of the most powerful God of Creation Stage divine beings, she was nothing but a shell of her former self now. It was almost impossible for her to engage in any battles.
Everyone was working hard toward their own goals.
Within a paramount sect located tens of thousands of kilometers from Yue Tong City.
The Four Nine Immortal Sect, a sect that had displayed its unrivaled might during this battle, was also thriving at this moment.
During this time of peace, everyone was making the most of their time to cultivate.
Like a descending silver dragon, a giant waterfall hung behind the Full Moon Mountain. A colossal amount of water carried a force of tens of thousands of tonnes as it crashed down into the river and stones below it, causing water to spray and mists to form.
A shirtless man sat below this waterfall and endured the tremendous force of the crashing water. He meditated for an entire day and night.
Time slowly passed, and he eventually couldn’t endure this force any longer. His body trembled slightly.
However, he still continued to persist as if he were trying to overcome some limitations.
Boom!
“Ahhhh…!”
However, he became adrift for a second, and thus he was instantly sent flying by the overwhelming power of the waterfall. He was extremely disheveled as he fell into the river.
“Little Sun! Woof!” Da Bai hurriedly ran over upon seeing the man being sent flying into the river. He then used his mouth to pick him up.
The man who had been cultivating under the waterfall was none other than Sun Yuluo, the renowned Sword Immortal of the Sword Pavilion. He was cultivating under the waterfall in order to comprehend the Water Ghost Sword Intent.
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“Thank you, Big Brother Bai,” Sun Yuluo said. However, he suddenly cried in pain as he rubbed his neck.
“Are you okay? Did you hurt your neck? Woof!” Da Bai looked at Sun Yuluo’s neck which had been beaten a slight shade of red by the waterfall.
Sun Yuluo rotated his neck before replying, “Maybe my neck is just a little tired and sore.”
Da Bai stuck his tongue out and said with a chuckle, “That’s easy then. I’ll teach you a neck care exercise that’ll make your neck feel super-duper good. Move your head like I’m doing now. Right and down, left and down, left and right, up and down, left and down…”
Sun Yuluo looked at Da Bai and murmured, “That’s far too complicated.”
“I can generalize it,” Da Bai said.
“Generalize it? How?” Sun Yuluo asked in curiosity.
“When your neck is feeling sore, just use your head to write the word ‘sh*t’1 in the sky,” Da Bai replied.
Sun Yuluo: “???”
Just like that, a handsome man could always be seen using his head to write the word “sh*t” in the sky atop the Full Moon Mountain of the Four Nine Immortal Sect after becoming tired from cultivation.
On a small plaza inside the Four Nine Immortal Sect.
A gentle woman in colorful clothes was currently cooking something.
She possessed an extraordinary status—she was Sect Leader An Lin’s pet beast, Little Gu.
She was also known as Little Colorful.
“Vice-Pavilion Lord Little Gu’s dishes are done. Those who want to try it, make haste. Those who are passing by, don’t let this opportunity slip! Those who are too slow won’t get a taste!” An extremely pretty and seductive woman started to call out and advertise Little Gu’s dishes.
However, even without her advertisement, the small plaza was already full of disciples who were engaged in spirited discussions.
“What incredible dishes did Little Gu make for us this time?”
“Are you sure they’re incredible? We ate Boy Piss Pickled Cabbage last time, and I vomited for an entire day after eating it…” another disciple called Chen Yonglong said.
“Although her dishes sound frightening, their effects are indeed good! Eating her dishes is equivalent to eating a spirit pill!” another female disciple said with eagerness and anticipation. “I heard that Senior Brother Liu experienced a surge of energy and directly advanced to the Spirit Nurturing Intermediate Stage after eating the Boy Piss Pickled Cabbage!”
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“Are you sure he didn’t advance because of the mental agitation?”
Some disciples were extremely nervous.
However, they still couldn’t help but make their way before Little Gu.
Dark cuisines were the specialty of the Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool, and Little Gu was a supreme being from none other than the Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool. Thus, it was only natural that all of the dishes that she made could be considered dark cuisine.
However, these dishes were beneficial even if they sounded terrifying.
In fact, there were still many disciples who said “no” as their bodies said “yes”. In just a short moment, hundreds of core disciples had already gathered on the small plaza.
“Listen up, everyone. Today’s dish is limited, and only twenty lucky disciples will be able to try it! Those who want to try Vice-Pavilion Lord Little Gu’s dish can sign up now. We’ll then randomly draw the names of the twenty lucky disciples.” The Fox Spirit woman was smiling widely as she explained the process.
The disciples looked at the huge wok in front of Little Gu. There were numerous feet of Black Wild Boars floating on the surface, and these were swimming in a thick and viscous red soup. Just looking at it was enough to make one’s appetite increase.
Was this braised pork feet?
The disciples were extremely enthusiastic and excited as they signed up to try this dish.
It was truly rare that Vice-Pavilion Lord Little Gu had cooked up such a fragrant and appetizing dish. Thus, no one was willing to let this chance slip.
The applications eventually concluded. It was now time to draw the lucky winners.
The twenty disciples who were chosen all shouted in joy.
In fact, Sect Brother Chen Yonglong, the disciple who had eaten the Boy Piss Pickled Cabbage last time, was surprisingly also among these lucky disciples. Indeed, he had returned again! He couldn’t help himself but return!
The disciples were eager with anticipation as they crowded around the huge wok. In fact, they were already drooling as a bright glimmer shone in their eyes.
At this moment, Little Gu smiled faintly and said, “Same rules as before. Those who have been chosen must finish everything in the wok. You can’t waste any food~”
The lucky disciples happily agreed to this rule, promising that they wouldn’t waste any food.
Everyone felt that this dish of braised pork feet looked fairly good. It would definitely be quite appetizing and good with rice.
“Vice-Pavilion Lord Little Gu, dare I ask, the ingredients…” Chen Yonglong asked in unease.
“Oh, I almost forgot to introduce them,” Little Gu said as she came to her senses. She smiled and said, “These black pig feet are from the ruler of pigs, the Black Wild Boars. They’re extremely umami and chewy. This red and viscous sauce is the snot of a Red Snot Insect that’s cultivated for one thousand years. It can elevate the smoothness and umami taste of the pig feet, and it also possesses a high energy content that can promote blood circulation and relieve muscle tightness…”
The disciples still felt alright upon hearing the description of the pig feet. However, they instantly went weak at the knees when they heard the description of the viscous red sauce. The disciples who hadn’t been chosen suddenly felt as if they had come back to life again. Meanwhile, those lucky disciples who had been chosen were transfixed with shock as if they had been struck by lightning.
The snot of a Red Snot Insect that’s cultivated for one thousand years?
Smooth and umami?!
Were pig feet braised in this snot truly edible?
Just thinking about this caused the lucky disciples to almost vomit.
A female disciple was trembling in fear as tears glistened in her eyes.
The huge wok of braised pork feet that had initially stimulated their appetites was now like a vicious red demon that was staring into their souls.
Chen Yonglong wore an expression of despair as he stammered, “Vice-Pavilion Lord Little Gu, can… can I not eat this braised pork feet? I… I’m allergic to pork feet…”
“Yeh, no problem. You can drink the sauce,” Little Gu answered readily.
Chen Yonglong : “???”
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