《The Bartender at the End of the Universe》Ch 305: Creeping Around a Hot Chick
Advertisement
"Bbbbrah."
Nugget grumbled on her nest of blankets and pillows. All atop the large bed like a makeshift pyramid. While sitting there, she shifted and readjusted herself.
Her skin was almost completely covered by bandages. She looked more like a mummy than a chicken at the moment.
CREAK
The hinges groaned as the door to the room opened just a crack. A floppy ear slipped in, and was followed by a tiny demon.
Og'drimun, slid into the room and put his little paws on the door. But it wouldn't budge. He groaned as he shoved the door harder, but still it wouldn't close.
So, he flew up into the air, and to the other side of the room. He leaned back, and then flew forward as he tucked his head down.
Wham
Slam!
He crashed into the door headfirst, and was knocked back as the door was slammed shut by the force of his tackle.
He spun onto the ground and slowly sat up. His head spun around as he let out a pained groan.
Og'drimun shook his head and then slapped his cheeks. Then, he quickly looked up towards the bed.
"Oh no..." he whispered.
But as he peeked over the top of the bed, Nugget was still sleeping. He let out a relieved sigh and wiped his furry brow.
With slow, careful movements, he pulled himself up onto the mattress. It squeaked slightly under his weight. But, Nugget still didn't move.
With each step, the bed groaned under his weight. He winced with each movement. Then he stopped and let out a sigh before he slapped his forehead.
Instead of walking on the mattress, he flew up into the air. He circled around the wrapped chicken as he stroked his chin.
The tiny demon crossed his arms and frowned as his eyes scanned Nugget and her nest.
Advertisement
With a firm nod, he licked his lips and got right up next to Nugget. Slowly he reached his hand forward and slid it in-between her and and the comfortable bed.
He gulped, but kept reaching further and further down.
He lifted his eyes up to look at Nugget's face, but she was still sleeping. His eyes shifted from her and to her hips. Back to her face, and down to her hips again.
He took in a deep breath and shook his head as he let it out.
"Here goes nothing." He whispered to himself.
Then, he dove headfirst down the side between her body and the pillow blanket makeshift bed. He squeezed forward and down more and more, until his tiny body disappeared completely.
Nugget was moved up and down as Og'drimun crawled around underneath her.
"Dang it!" Ogdrimun yelled in anger as he shot up from underneath Nugget like a bullet.
He put his paws up on his face and slowly dragged them down in anguish. "Agh! Not a single egg? What's going on!"
Nugget's eye flung open and she turned it directly to the tiny demon.
Og'drimun had his back to her, but as her gaze settled on him, he froze in place. Slowly, he turned around and gave her a weak smile. "Uh? Meow?" He said.
Nugget glared at him and seemed to be daring him to come closer.
Og'drimun gulped and waved at her. "So, uh...I just thought I'd check on you. Yeah, that's it. Just a checkup. That's all. And what do you know? You're in perfect health."
Nugget shifted her missing leg underneath her and stretched up her neck even taller.
It felt like the temperature in the room had slowly started to increase.
"Right, well...I'm going to let you sleep, alright?" Og'drimun said. "I'll just get out of your hair...or, uh feathers. Hah. Hah."
And in a snap, Og'drimun bolted towards the door. Again, he slammed headfirst into it. But, quickly recovered and began to desperately tug at the handle until it finally released, and he shot out of the room.
Alone again, Nugget watched the door for only a moment before she readjusted and curled in on herself again.
Advertisement
- In Serial56 Chapters
Evil Dragon on Paper
Naked. Hungry. No longer a dragon. Well. Crap. Author of Devil in White(Awakened Aspiration Online) & Evil Dragon on Paper Advanced Synopsis Spoilers Below. Stolen. That is the only way to start this tale. His life and fabulous wealth had been stolen! A proud dragon, feared and respected by all, torn from his beautiful body and stuffed into the meat of a... what the crap is a Tiefling? That will have to wait. Between the murderous furred creatures with fancy hats, the deadly domicile mimics, and the cows that are more carnivore than herbivore; there is only time to eat, run, and grow stronger. Do you like dark humor about theft, revenge, and violence? Do you consider the safety of your main character secondary to continuous comedic pitfalls and bouts of poor luck? Maybe you just want to see if the clothes eat him?
8 467 - In Serial9 Chapters
The Pilot Series
In a galaxy where Endoskeletons reached out to the stars in their own ambitions, many have fought tooth and nail for their ideals, their riches, and their pride. The Empire and Kingdom, both factions in a long standing rivalry, stood tall within the darkness of space, forging out as a pillar of hope to those who seek shelter within these dark times. Until war ensues. The Pilot Series looks into the world of Starbase, looking through the events that lead to one specific point. Where one incident lead loose the throes of war. And how it affected everyone... --- Ok, don't kill me, but yes, this is an unofficial lore story based on Starbase, an upcoming (Or if you're reading in the future, current) MMORPG based on Robots, or Endoskeletons, in an open world. It'll be coming to Early Access on the 17th of June, 2021. This Lore series looks into a "What If" of the current war between both the Empire and the Kingdom as to "Was it truly one of their fault?" Anyways, here's The Pilot Series. Now on Royal Road! Note: Will be updated daily up till the current ending. Links to the original on forums.starbase.game: Season 1: https://forum.starbasegame.com/threads/the-pilot-series-season-1-unofficial-lore-of-the-war-between-kingdom-and-empire.284/ Season 2: https://forum.starbasegame.com/threads/the-pilot-series-season-2-unofficial-lore-of-the-war-between-empire-and-kingdom.997/ Starbase Wiki: https://wiki.starbasegame.com/index.php/Main_Page Starbase and the Starbase universe and its characters are the intellectual property and copyright © of Frozenbyte Oy, used without endorsement.
8 146 - In Serial15 Chapters
Shadow
Shadow is set in two separate time periods: the year 2027, mere days before the end of the world, and the year 2030. At the core of every action/adventure story is a silly plot twist that only works if the characters it centers around are compelling and well-developed, and there are no shortage of interesting characters to be found during the earth's final days. Only a fool chases his own Shadow. [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
8 183 - In Serial16 Chapters
Beast of the Night
Freudendorf is a secluded town in the Alps, and it's hiding a dark secret. Anyone who ventures into the western foothills where the old castle lies will be taken by the Beast of the Night... Rosen moves into town with her dad as he hides from debt collectors. She only has one hand but doesn't let that stop her from being a hard worker. That is, until the day her dad vanishes and the debt collectors come to call: taking her into slave labor in his place. Just when all her hopes and dreams are about to be shattered, a zombie-like butler appears and purchases her: taking her to serve Lord Varick, who currently resides in the forbidden castle... Varick is handsome, with an attitude that’s the exact opposite. The servants aren’t human, and the castle itself is an ugly wreck. But if Rosen cannot solve the dark secret beneath Freudendorf, and the curse holding Varick's cold heart, then both they and the town will fall prey to the hands of an old evil... This story has been revised and published! You can find all the links over on my website: https://eerawls.com/books/ Copyright 2020-to present, All Rights Reserved
8 147 - In Serial14 Chapters
Reincarnated as a Pillbug monster
After an unexpected end, he found himself in a room of light.And before he know it, he found himself reincarnated as a monster...Weak and alone in a hellish landscape,can he survive in this new world,that is still in its infancy ?
8 166 - In Serial24 Chapters
Hero of Naught
The future is here. A century after the human-A.I. wars, the two races have settles together in a country of peace. From their mutual cooperation, science has exploded once again into a revolution. At the forefront is the newest and most advanced game to ever exist, Everlife. Plat was a senior in the academy when he first began his adventures into the game world. After years of suffering from his betters, he now had a chance to shine in a world where everyone was equal. Unless, his troubles follows him into the world. And Everlife isn't just what it was advertised to be. Will Plat survive in both the real world and the game world as he struggles against his oppressors? Or will he fall into corruption and take back what is owed him?
8 86

