《The Demon Lord Just Wants Some Love》Chapter 23 - Some People Are Nice
Advertisement
“Okay, sound off. Everyone's age. Now. I mean it.” Arias says. “Actually, don't answer that. Everyone here is underage, right? Let's just play it cool, and do it by the rulebook. The magic rulebook. By which I mean magic has rules for each step. For children, it means, stop and listen. To the sweet, sweet sound of silence.” He says before closing his eyes.
Violet raises her brow. “What the hell does that mean? Hey! I'm talking to you!” She exclaims.
Alice smiles. “Arias, tell her about that thing you did that one time.” She goads, amused. “That thing at the beach.” She says, waiting.
“Oh, you mean this.” Arias says before standing up and letting out a flaming fart.
Violet’s eyes widen. “Gross. Fart jokes are the worst.” She says, waving her hands to cover the smell.
Alice laughs. “Gross, now the whole carriage smells like farts.” She says with a cringe.
Arias smiles. “Anyways. That’s all the magic I know.” He says before closing his eyes once more.
“I’m sure you know a bit more magic?” Violet says as she looks to Alice.
Alice blinks. “Me? I know a little.” She says.
“Oh? What about body refinement?” Violet says as she moves closer to Alice.
“Body refinement? I don’t know much about that.” Alice says.
Violet smirks and leans in. “Want me to teach you?” She asks.
Alice gulps. Anxiety rises and she immediately stands up, and like anyone would, she let out a flaming fart.
“That’s all the magic I know!” She exclaims before hurriedly running out of the moving carriage.
Violet lets out a sigh and looks at the close-eyed Arias.
Arias waves his hand in front of his nose. “Damn. Who farted? That smells gross.” He says.
Advertisement
Violet frowns, then immediately stands to exit the carriage. She had to find her princess.
Arias takes a peak at the empty carriage and lets out a sigh. Freaking children. Need to calm down sometimes. It starts with eating and pooping, then suddenly, ‘why does my body feel this way?’ and ‘it feels nice when daddy hugs me.’ He thinks with a shake of his head. Arias looks up and bursts out into laughter. Damn, I crack myself up sometimes. He thinks, amused.
…
…
“How is it?” Arias asks.
Rodrick leans over and pukes.
Arias covers his nose. “Damn. That’s gross. What have you been eating, Rodrick?” He asks, amused.
“Ughh. It’s so bad. It’s so bad, Arias.” Rodrick says before standing up. “That potion is terrible. Some people are so terrible. And even worse, some people are nice. They’re so nice it makes me want to puke.” He says before gagging once more.
Arias smiles. “Yeah, it’s terrible. But they’re only nice because they’re not in a situation where they have to be anything else. Slowly, though. Life has a way of breaking you.” He says before laughing.
“Then why don’t they prepare, Arias? It’s like they’re all venison waiting to be eaten. Why aren’t they like me?” Rodrick says, looking despondent.
Arias raises an eyebrow. “What do you mean, like you? Rodrick, tell me.” He says.
Rodrick lets out a sigh. “Arias. I’m scared. I’m scared all the time. Of everything. Of the not knowing, of where I step; like I could fall at anytime. So I can’t… I can’t be nice, Arias. But when I see people who are… They bring out something terrible in me…” He says before frowning. It’s as if he had unlocked a door, and now emotions were flooding through. Rodrick covers his face as tears stream out of his eyes.
Advertisement
Arias frowns. He grabs Rodrick’s arms and brings him in for a hug. “Easy, sweet baby. Easy. Everything’s going to be alright. You’re still young… You can learn to control it…” He says before shaking his head. Not yet a vampire, but doomed to such a fate… He thinks, mourning the state of the world.
Advertisement
- In Serial33 Chapters
Dah Ork Life!
What do you get when you put the mind and soul of a lazy weeb into the body of the most ferocious and savage species ever concieved by the mind of man? You get Dah Ork Life! Both Cunningly Brutal and Brutally Cunning, Felix strives to become the stronkest and killiest Ork that ever was, all the while struggling to find a proper balance between the wisdom of man and the ever encroaching fury and madness that permeates every aspect of Orkish life, all set in the most horrific and dystopian sci-fi fantasy universe ever dreamed up by the nightmares of man, the Warhammer 40k universe. Born in a spaceship poised directly for one of the Bastions of the crumbling Imperium of Man, the planet of Armaggedon, Felix must strive to both survive, and cope with the necessities that come with his second chance at life. And he has no intent to squander this second chance, even at the cost of a tarnished and dirtied soul.
8 153 - In Serial188 Chapters
The Red Lands
The Red Lands Starting alone from the bottom can be such a pain. A story of being transferred to a new world. If you are looking for a shocking OP character, this is not him. If you are looking for a young master with abundant wealth this is certainly not it. Maybe a poor slum child with a hidden past and bloodline. Poor yes, dirt poor. Full stop. Incredible knowledge. Aside from some skills in business, nothing. This is just a tale of an average individual trying to make the best of what he has. An average human salary-man was transmigrated into the body of a boy from the slums. What made it worse was that it was a completely different world. Armed with only basic knowledge from his past life and nearly nothing from his present, he strives to survive. Curiosity can become a deadly driving force for any human being. It all depends on who is wielding it. Author Blog Link The Red Lands
8 180 - In Serial171 Chapters
Dimensional Paradise
Awakening in a strange place, Aleen is forced to fight for his life in a strange game filled with beasts, monsters, and bloodthirsty killers. But while he tries to survive that nightmare, things more important than his life are at stake; and the safety of his loved ones will depend on how much power he can obtain.
8 236 - In Serial9 Chapters
Monster Empire
Step 1 - Find beautiful monster girl Step 2 - Bed beautiful monster girl Step 3 - Make half-monster-half-human child that has magical abilities with beautiful monster girl Step 4 - Go to Step 1 with different monster girl until an unstoppable horde is made Step 5 - Conquer the world
8 99 - In Serial199 Chapters
Assorted Stories of Enthadar; The Legendary Planet
Erevan Burkwood was born a Crow, an omen of death, and as such his father left the civilized world with him. Taught him to fight monsters with spell, blade, and siege weapon. Now as a man he ventures into the world with a ballista on his back and knowledge that he is a Champion. One of the few who can use the Waystones and travel the world with ease.
8 153 - In Serial101 Chapters
100 Verse of Unspoken Words (Published on Amazon)
So many words to say, many words wants to utter, but no ways to say them. So I just write it all the words I can't express because sometimes words are better left unsaid than to say how you truly feel and make things worse. This poetry is a free verse that is free from limitations of regular meter or rhythm.I made this poetry based from my past relationships, and experienced from heartbreaks.......Pls. Don't plagiarize!Highest Rank: #1 in Unspoken Words (01/03/22)Highest Rank: #2 in poemcontest (11/03/2021)Highest Rank: #4 in poetrycontest (03/11/2022)
8 161

