"kelso, what the hell are you thinking? you said you'd take care of it." eric told him.

"and i took care of it by planning the dine and dash." kelso said.

"oh, god." isabella said.

"kelso, we're not doing it." donna said.

"why not? guys, we're making memories here." kelso said.

"kelso, it's wrong." donna said.

"wrong? or hilarious?" kelso asked.

"wrong, you dill hole!" eric said smacking kelso aside the head.

"or hilariously wrong. i like it. but then again, i'm from the underbelly of society, so..." hyde said.

"uh, yes, excuse me. would you please send your finest imported beer to caroline? and tell her that when i said hi, what i meant was, i'll take you like a stallion. you got that? like a stallion." fez said to the waiter before he walked away uncomfortably.

"fez, stop ordering stuff." jackie said to him.

"okay, you need to chill out, little girl. didn't you hear kelso? the vineyard is having a dine and dash promotion. everything's free." fez said.

"it's not free, fez. dine and dash is when you run out without paying." jackie explained.

"so it's stealing? this isn't going to help me with caroline, is it? excuse me." fez said.

fez whispered in isabella's ear and she whispered it to donna.

donna turned and said it to eric making him lick his finger and put it in kelso's ear.

"hey." kelso said.

"that's from me, you son of a bitch." fez said.

-

"micheal, i have never dined and dashed and i'm not about to start now." jackie told him.

"uh... well, remember when we went to nice restaurants and i told you to wait in the car while i paid? did you ever wonder why i was running to the car?" kelso asked her.

"oh, my god. i'm a thief." jackie said.

"i think technically you're an accessory." hyde told her.

"which should make you happy, because you love accessories. earrings, bracelets, bangles, bows..." eric went on.

"shut up!" jackie said.

"so he ran to the car and you never thought that was weird?" isabella said.

"caroline has upset me." fez said walking back to the table.

"i can't wait to dine and dash on her ass, her beautiful ass." fez said before sitting back down.

"i'll go first." hyde said.

"hyde, we're not doing this. and especially not you, cause you're on probation." donna said.

"so what?" hyde asked.

"so what? you get caught, you go to jail, and i've heard nothing good about jail." eric said.

"i haven't done one stinking illegal thing since i got probation." hyde said.

"and let's keep it that way." isabella said.

"oh, like you care." hyde replied which kind of hit isabella hard.

she wasn't sure what had upset him so much about their kiss but she'd never seen him act like this before.

"som what, you're mad because you haven't committed any crimes since your last crime?" eric asked him.

"yeah, so i'm going." hyde said getting up from his seat and grabbing his coat.

he began walking towards the exit but he quickly stopped and sat back down.

"what happened?" kelso asked him.

"this place is like alcatraz, man. there's no way out." hyde said.

-

"i can't do it. i've gone soft, man. i'm like forman. it sickens me." hyde said.

"hmm. so you can't do it. i wonder why. why, oh, why?" eric asked.

"oh. i know why." donna was raising her hand.

"yes, donna?" eric said.

"because it's wrong." donna said.

"that's right, miss pinciotti. it's wrong." eric said.

"gee, what a surprise. mom and dad don't want to do it." kelso said.

"we are not mom and dad. and we're not leaving without paying, young man." donna told him.

"fine. fine. i'll pay for the stupid dinner. now, just give me your stupid keys so i can get my money out of your stupid car. stupid." kelso said before leaving.

"i don't care if you're in the freaking olympics about to run the freaking 100 yard dash. if someone sends you a beer, you say thank you and drink the freaking beer." fez said.

"um, eric, did kelso leave his money at home? cause he just drove away in the vista cruiser." donna told him.

"what? no. no, he wouldn't ditch us." eric said.

"yes he would." isabella said.

"are you sure? cause as he drove past, he was doing this." donna said laughing and pointing her fingers.

"no. donna he's kidding. he wouldn't ditch us." eric said.

"whatever you say." isabella replied.

-

"he ditched us!" eric said.

"told you." isabella said.

"i'm sure he's right outside. i'll go get him." fez said.

"fez, i don't know." donna said.

"don't worry. i'll go and get the money and come back you can trust me." fez said before leaving.

"he's not coming back." isabella said.

-

"he's not coming back!" donna said.

"already said that." isabella said.

"and we trusted him." eric said.

"foreigners lie! you know what? i'm just gonna call my dad, and he'll come pay for our dinner." jackie said getting up.

"okay, but, jackie, if you don't come back..." eric began.

"eric, please. i'm not immature like those idiots." jackie said before walking away.

"oh, but she is." isabella said.

-

"she is immature like those idiots!" donna said.

"can't believe i got stuck here with the squares." hyde said.

"we're not squares!" donna argued.

"donna, settle down. you don't want to upset your stomach." eric told her.

"this is bad, man. if i'm not fighting against the system, i am the system. screw it. i'm going." hyde said before breathing deeply.

"banzai!" hyde shouted before running out.

"and then there were three." isabella said.

-

"okay, i can take the check now. or whenever or now." the waiter said.

"um... three more bananas foster, please." eric said.

"eric, what are you doing?" donna asked him.

"i'm stalling. they'll come back. jokes over, you know?" eric said.

all the sudden, the staff began singing happy anniversary to donna and eric from fez, hyde, jackie and kelso.