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Grandslams-
Baseball: Green
Nickel: has unusual colored eyes, really colorful and kinda looks like a sunset (that or brown apdouwnwi)
Suitcase: Brown
Knife: Grey-blue
Trophy: blue eye contacts (Brown is normal color)
Soap: Amber
Mic: Dark Brown
Ballon: Light Brown
Cheesy: Brown
Box: lmao what eyes
Bright lights-
Lightbulb: Hazel
Painty: Dark Brown
Test Tube: Green
Fan: Can't decide on either green or brown
Marsh: Blue
Apple: Green
Cherries: Blue
Yin/Yang: Brown
Tissues: Blue
Host:
MePhone: (robo fucker) electric blue
MePad: (Also robo fucker) Purple
Toilet: Hazel
Season 1ers-
Oj: V pretty brown/hazel
Paper: (has Heterochromia iridium) Blue and Green
Pickle: Dark brown
Pepper: Blue
Bomb: Brown
Salt: Light Brown
Cobs-
Cobs: Amber
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The Records of the Human Emperor
Forcefully brought over from the modern world to an alternate world, Wang Chong felt detached and lived his life aimlessly. However, when calamity struck and he saw his family and everything he cared for being torn apart, he felt regret. Thus, he stood up and eventually became the Grand Marshal of the Central Plains, leading an army against those who seek to destroy all he cherished. Yet, despite all his efforts, it was already too late to reverse destiny. But before his death, a shooting star, the same one which brought him to this world, appeared before him, and he was given another chance to undo his regrets.
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Cursed Era
Tilvrade is born into a family of country nobility. A baby with vague memories of another world, he begins his life trying to come to grips with the world he is in now, while fitting into his household's lifestyle and maid's loving attentions. Soon, shadows of intrigue, creep out from the capital of the kingdom and disrupt his day to day. Revelations of odd vestiges of a civilisation spark memories of who he was. Cover is a work by a great artist called madimb. You can find the full image here. Read if you enjoy reincarnation plots, medieval fantasy and a slow developing negative protagonist. Don't read if you like fast developments and action. This story is overly detailed and not for everyone (The MC is still not a teenager as of chapter 40, if that gives you a hint of the pacing...)
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Queensmen
What's a queen to do when her bloodline is on the brink of extinction and the world's newest war lord is knocking at her castle's gates? The answer is obvious. She switches herself out with her twin sister and sneaks out into the countryside. As a queen disguised as a simple, cross-dressing commoner girl, Oris is determined to hide away long enough to give birth to her successor. But Fate, as always, has other plans and this time around running away is not an option. She and death come face to face once again in a way she had least expected, bound forever in holy matrimony. [Daily Updates In December]
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Artificial Seed
Lyndon, an eight years old with autism. Until one day, due to series of unfortunate events. He found himself that his body was remodeled by an artificial intelligence, AS. With the help of the AS system, he will bring upon change onto the world as he stepped over those who attempt to shackle him.
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The Coin of Fate
Hi, I'm Bee May, the faery of knowledge. Inside the Plane of Creation, every living being has a story to tell and my job is to write those stories! When these beings meet each other, their stories mix and a bigger story comes out! So Exciting! And then there is Fate, It's mother boss... and It's ever greedy for a juicy story! So from time to time Fate cheats a bit and pulls a string here or there to make the story more interesting, I forgive him tho... It's more fun to write spicy stories! But... sometimes Fate gets really bored and its Coin appears, the Coin can make any wish become true... But... At what cost? Other infos: >Chapter lenght might vary! >I'm not a pro writer nor an English speaker. >You will find errors, if you can be so gentle to correct me I'll learn from my mistakes and try to be better! >Cover by Sara Planargia, commissioned by me! >A special thank you to my friends for all their support : Niya, Esquartejador, Ele, G Fighter.
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The Undying Emperor
Alt. Title : How To Lie Like A Military Bulletin Endless ambition is pitted against the world and gods both as a self-made hero sets his sights on conquest. If you're a wizard looking to conquer the world, you need someone to lead your armies, to inspire your subjects. They must be cunning in battle, of strong moral grounding, able to inspire loyalty, and most importantly they have to be rather difficult to kill. If you're going to spend decades setting up their heroic narrative to justify their rise to power, the last thing you want is them breaking their neck from falling off a horse. A sword and sorcery tale of world conquest. Born the son of a miner, schooled by a wizard, destined to rule the known world. Cover by -Coral
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