I'm sitting in a orthodontist chair. My orthodontist is poking and scraping and drilling at my mouth. This would hurt if he hadn't put some numb gel on my poor mouth.

"Okay Craig all done!" He says in his Russian accent and he hands me a mirror. Damn I'm hot.

"You look very good Craig" he said putting the mirror back on the table.

"I know" I smile in my reflection.

"So did you have a good day off school?"

I shrug "not really"

"Liar! He went out partying with his friends at the beach!" Tricia yells giggling in her chair.

"Ugh why did i have to bring you again?"

"So I don't 'set the house on fire again'"

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I walk into jimmys room. The same sent of shrimp ramen noodles and turtlenecks hits me in the face. Tweek isn't sitting on a bean bag chair, jimmy in his desk chair, token is on the floor even though he's a god, and Clyde's eating fruit loops on jimmys bed.

"Hey losers" I say throwing my bag on the floor and sitting on the floor.

"So how'd it go metal mouth!" Clyde Chants on jimmys bed.

"Ugh clyde you are a absolute vacuum" I say "and now you guys can't call me that anymore"

"Give us a s-s-smile!" Jimmy.

"Ew no"

"CMON!"clyde.

"Please for us?"token.

"Pleeeaase"Tweek

"Ugh Fine"

I give them a smile and they squeal like seagulls. I look at them and they look amazed.

"Our baby is all grown up!"

"He's almost as hot as me!"

They're still giggling except for Tweek who's just staring at me with confusion

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck he so hot fuck fuck fuck he's like sex on legs fuck fuck I swear I'm gonna cum if he keeps looking at me like that oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I might have a thing for him

Wonder what's up with him.

"Well anyways see you guys later"

"You're leaving already?!" Token says

"I'll be back don't you guys worry"

I walk down the stairs and go to my car. I rummage around and finally see it. A road map to the Grand Canyon. There are five of them. I run back into the house up jimmys stairs.

"I'm back"

"What's up you coat hanger back alrea-" I cut Clyde off by throwing him a map. Then I throw one around the room.

"What's this?" Jimmy asked

"Let's go the Grand Canyon this weekend"

"Wait seriously?" Tweek looks at me

"Seriously"

"Heh I get Craig's number and now I'm going to the Grand Canyon with him" he says almost to himself

"You guys excited?" Clyde's asks

The room explodes with hell yeahs and one absolutely that was probably jimmy.

"I should probably ask my mom if I can take the weekend off" Tweek sadly says

"You work so hard I hope she lets you" I tell him

He blushes and nods.

"Did you invite kenny?" Token asks

Me and Clyde blush

"Why would I invite kenny?"

"Y-you know why" jimmy says

I look at the map and say "we aren't good enough friends yet you know that"

Clyde mumbles "you looked like good enough friends at the beach" and Tweek laughs under his breath. Did Clyde think I wouldn't hear him? Why is Clyde so upset about me and kenny talking at the beach. He knows I like him and he's okay with it. At least I thought he was.