"EVERYONE UP!" I yelled.

"uggggggh Dude it's 6 am" I heard Clyde groan.

Tweek lifted his head "...Need...water..."

"Dont be a crybaby cmon! Up and at em'!"

"I forget you're a morning person because of how gloomy you are sometimes" token said rubbing his eyes

"Stop being so dramatic it's 10:31"

"6 AM!" Clyde yelled

"TOO EARLY!" Jimmy slammed his covers over his head. I hate them sometimes. I ripped all their blankets off so they would have a reason to get up.

"You dummies can sleep in the car c'mon let's go"

They all groaned.

"We can get donuts"

They all practically leaped out of bed and got dressed. Clyde wore his stupid letterman jacket. Token wore a purple striped shirt, jimmy wore 7-up shirt with black pants and Tweek wore a 2XL black 'Africa by Toto' shirt tucked into his cargo pants.

I hoped in the drivers seat and put the car in reverse.

"Seat belts?"

"Yes" they all groaned.

"Good." I drove off

A little while later Clyde gasped and turned up the radio "THIS IS MY JAM"

"MINE TOO"

Then Clyde and Tweek sang together

"VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR" they sang simultaneously. "IN MY HEAD AND IN MY CAR"

Heh . Jimmy was right. They would be a cute couple

I pulled into the driveway of a dunkins donuts and let everyone order.

Suddenly I realize it's time to pay now. "psssttt" I whisper "Dude, token"

" What do you need? Why are we whispering?"he said back

"I need moneyyy"

[time skip]

I looked at the clock on the radio. It was 11:02 at night. The radio station was on some weird early 2000s radio that Clyde picked out and I yawned. I wasn't sleepy tired just physically. So I looked over at Clyde who was reading Archie's comics. He's such a nerd. He's always reading some sort of comic book or graphic novel. He got weirdly obsessed with sailor moon right before Tweek ditched us for the goth kids.

"Clyde?" I whispered so I wouldn't wake the rest up

"Yeah?"

"Do you mind driving for a little bit?"

"No, not at all"

I pulled over and we switched seats.

"Thanks Man."

"No problem" he said not taking his eyes off the road

"Wake me up in like 10 minuets"

"Kk"

I drifted off, letting my body fall into the seat.

[10 minutes later]

"Craig. Pssst. Dude wake up"

I opened my eyes and saw Clyde shaking me.

"Thanks man"

"No problem"

We started talking for a bit. I had fun. It was a nice, honest conversation. You can't get much of those with Clyde. But it was a little weird seeing him not talk about his crushes so I got on the subject.

"Hey Clyde?"

"Yeah?"

"You know who you'd look cute with?" I smirked

His eyes lit up. He's not used to people telling him who he should date. He's used to it the other way around.It's sad. He tries really hard to fit in. I think It goes back to his mom issues. "Who?" He asks

"Bebe"

He laughs "We Stan the biggest clybe shipper of them all"

I laugh "you gave you two a name?"

"It's called a ship name craigory"

I laugh harder. Man he such a dork.

"But I have my eye out for... someone else" he said. My mind automatically goes to him and Tweek play fighting and singing together.

"I think I know who" I tease

He grips the wheel even tighter. Not looking me in the eyes "you do now?"

"Yep" I grin

"And...you still... want to be Bros?" I'm kind of took back. "You're not...mad?" Why would I be mad?

"No! You and Tweek would be cute! I mean it would be kind of weird having my two friends date but you got used to the idea of me and Kyle dating in freshm-"

"Wait! Hold up." He cuts me off "you think I like Tweek?"

"Well...Yeah?"

He laughs "HA dude! No! I don't like Tweek" he laughs even harder "we're Bros man! Just really good Bros!"

I look out the window and see a big pot hole coming his way. Clyde doesn't see it, he's still laughing a little. "To the left" I point out the window and sit back.

"Take it back now y'all" he runs straight into the pothole.

I pinch inbetween my brows as I hear a loud thud! Sound followed by air getting released from the tire and everyone waking up.

"W-what h-ha-happened, you retard" Jimmy says lifting his head looking at Clyde

Clyde you are a goddamn idiot.

I love you but man, you are stupid.