《Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek》Excuse me?
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I rub my arms. It's so cold. I move my legs back and forth to get some body heat but nothings working. Clyde stands by the car as he calls the tow truck.
"Man I'm sorry about this" Craig tells me. At least I think it's directed towards me.
"It's okay" I tell him
He shrugs "I guess" he pulls out his phone and lits up (pun intended). I smile at how he's so eager to write back. How is he so cute. He's smiling with teeth with makes my grin even wider.
"Who's that?" I smirk
"No one." He says quickly putting his phone away "who are you texting?"
"GUYS ITS SO C-C-COLD, MY B-BALLS ARE FREEZING" god dammit jimmy
"It's spring ya big babies" Clyde says walking over towards us
"So what did the tow truck guy say?" Craig asks
"Well he said he'll be here soon" clyde trails "and I need to pay him 100 dollars"
"Great." Token firmly states
"...Do you guys have 100 dollars?"
"AHHHH" we all groan
"I promise I'll pay you back! I swear!"
"AND YOU SWORE YOU COULD BRING STRIPE #9 BACK TOO!" Jimmy holds Craig back from beating Clyde. Oh fuck this is getting intense. The mood changed so quickly. I step back a little. I don't like fights very much.
"woah WOAH CRAIG DUDE" token pats him. Craig looks into tokens eyes and I can feel token pouring water over Craig's rage. (Still poetic)
"I'm cool, I'm cool" Craig mutters
"Jeez" I wispher to myself
"Uh, You folks alright?"
I whip my head around and see a slight redneck with a beer gut. He looks like he was born and raised in whatever southwestern city we were in. He also looks like he exclusively eats steak and A1 sauce. Like that's it. That's the only thing he can bare himself to bring to his thick mouth.
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"Yeah, Yeah. Things just got a little heated"
"That's alright, just hook the car up would ya?"
[time skip cause I don't know how these things work]
"Man there are a lot of you ain't there?" The redneck named 'rick' told us "Well some of you can sit in the car and the rest can sit up front with me, I only got three seats with me"
"DIBS ON CAR!" Clyde said
"ME TOO"then token
"ME TH-THREE" jimmy.
"unnecessary for you to call Dibs" Craig scolds
Rick turned to me and Craig "you two wanna sit up front?"
"Sure why not" Craig climbed in "comin' Tweek?"
I paused "um yeah, yeah"
"Anyway where you folks headin?"
"We were going to the Grand Canyon but now we're just heading back home" token says handing the guy money.
"Ah, What?!" Clyde yells from the car
"C'mon Cly-clyde it's ti-time to go back" jimmy reassured him by patting him on the back
[time skip]
Why the hell would I say yeah? The space is so cramped. And I'm so goddamn close to Craig. I feel like I'm going to explodE! I hate yet love this?my emotions are both very mixed and very confusing. I may or may not have a slight confusion boner. I asked my dad and turns out those are not normal.
"Hey tweek?"
"Yep!" I barked like a trained dog. I said that with such a voice crack I hate myself, oh my god. I may as well have screamed 'I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU JUST NOW'.
"So remember when you guessing my crush?"
"Yeah?" Why. Is. He. Bringing. This. Up. NOW.
"Remember when you gave up on that?"
"...yeah.." I sadly put my head down.
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"Well I'm going to ask him out"
"It's fine you don't need to emphasize anything, I know you're gay"
"Really? How?"
"Bebe told me."
"That bitch!"
I laughed "so? Your mysterious crush?"
"Right right. So anyway do you still wanna know who it is?"
"Yes! Tea!" I blushed
He laughed "I kinda like kenny" aaaand no longer hard.
My heart dropped. Excuse me? Kenny? Seriously? Pervert drug addict? I hate to admit it but I half expected him to say me. I guess I'm an addict too? I'm a little pervy? Just a little! Oh god. This hurts. I'm so repulsed I say the worst thing I could possibly say besides me yaknow confessing.
"Why?"
Rick laughed but Craig glared at him so he turned back to the road.
"What do you mean why?"
"Nothing. Forget I said that. I don't know what I'm saying"
"Oh-Kay?" He giggled a little "weirdo"
My heart skipped a beat. That beautiful idiot garbage angle.
Well this makes things even more confusing
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