I gulped and looked down the hallway. Kenny was talking to Wendy about homework. Today's the day. Today's the goddamn day and I'm not going to chicken out this time. No.

After Wendy left I walked towards him, drenchened in sweat. Don't you judge me. I sweat a lot.

"Hey.. Ken" I hate myself so much. I don't use nicknames. It's weird. I'm weird.

"Hey craig!" He leaned against the locker "What's up?"

"Are you going to the talent show later?"

"Yeah, I'm going to judge it actually"

"Really? I'm going to be in it"

He looks tooken back "Really? You don't strike me like the talent show kind of guy?"

I smirk "clyde made me do it"

He laughs through his nose "makes sense"

I took a deep breath. You can do this. Don't show emotion. You are Craig goddamn Tucker. "I was thinking... um maybe we could.. uh-"

He cuts me off "Yes I'll go out with you" he smirks and tells me after the show.

I smile. I'm happy. Wait...

Did I ask him out or did he ask me out? Whatever it doesn't matter I'm going on a date tonight.

I jump inside my skin as I hear the bell rings. I have trigonometry but I don't really want to go. I do anyway. Despite people thinking I'm some badass (especially Bebe) I care about my education. Unlike Tricia. Or Clyde. Or Tweek. Or Kenny.

[time skip]

"You. Look. Fantastic." Clyde says adjusting my flannel

"That's gay"

"You're gay"

"Hey. That's homophobic." I smile

" Okay one, it's not because you actually are gay so this is just facts two, you said that's gay so I have the right to call you a homosexual so suck it up"

I look over at Tweek. He's in a ball in the corner. I sigh "Clyde I'm going to go help Tweek" but Clyde stops me

"I got this" and he walks over to him. Okay convince me they aren't dating. Clyde started to stroke Tweek hair. Tweek pulled away and Clyde laughed, then Tweek started laughing too.

"Awww I ship it" I said to myself even though Clyde said he doesn't like Tweek. He could be lying. But Clyde is a really bad liar and he seemed genuine when he said that.

"Okay we are up next!" Clyde said walking back to me

"So... you are asked kenny out" Tweek looked at the ceiling when he said that. He's a weird guy. But I like weird.

"Yep-Well it's complicated- I just know we're going on a date later"

"Cool, coooool" weirdo.

"Wait hows that work?" Clyde asked

"annnd we have the best threesome South Park has ever offered, Tweek, Craig and Clyde" kenny Said into the microphone.

"Kenneth! Stop introducing people like that!"

"We... are up" Clyde paused for some reason

I go into the front of the stage along with Tweek with Clyde in the background. Maybe I should spice up the ending. The Asian girl judge would love that. Along with mr. Mackey. Kenny... not so much.

Clyde started the acoustic so that was my cue

"Good little girl" I sang with soft 'ah ah' from Clyde

"Always picking at fight with me, you know that I'm bad" I continued "but you're spending the night with me. What! Do you want.. from my world, you're a good little gurl"

Tweek walked down the stage, away from me only to turn back again.

"Bad little boy" the look on his face looked confident and mischievous. I word things weird huh?

He started to walk towards me "That's what I'm acting like! You really don't buy" Clyde with his ahh ahh sin the background again "that I'm that kind of gUuuy"

He turned away from me "and if I am, why do you want to hang out with me?"

Now or never. I grabbed his hand and spun him. I bent his lower back so I would do him in a dip as the curtains closed. We heard the crowds cheer. Loud. I felt proud of myself. But I may have messed up things with Kenny.

Tweek was blushing like crazy "we. Did not talk about that Craig. You really are spontaneous huh." Is he mad?

"The judges liked it" I smirk "didn't you?"

He blushes even harder and hits my shoulder. "Haha! Ow!"

"Oh now its time for my hottest, geekiest, Asian-iest, nerdy fuck buddy yet! Welcome Kevvviinn"

"I blame myself for even thinking you'd handle this maturely" I can hear the disappointment in mr. Mackey's voice.

"We should get off the stage." I say.

A little while later. It's Finally time for mr. Mackey to announce the winner. I'm excited, but I'm even more excited for what happens afterwards.

"And the winner is... Clyde, Craig and Tweek!"

"Wait seriously?" I'm honestly surprised.

"Yes we won!" Clyde jumps "I fucking knew it!"

"We can hear you Clyde" mr. Mackey was not amused "second place is Leo Stotch" I'm still not used to butters wanting everyone to call him by his real name even though it was 4 years ago.

"Third place is jimmy valmuer"

"Sc-score!"

After that whole mess I went to my house to change from this gay flannel that I look eerily good in, that I hate. I brought Kenny with me.

I walk in and introduce him to my mom and Dad then go upstairs to change.

After I get changed into my usual nasa shirt and chullo I walk into Tricia's room.

I walk into her room without knocking. I regret that.

I immediately notice her laptop and cover my eyes "TRICIA OH MY GOD"

"KNOCK NEXT TIME ASSHOLE" she slams her laptop

"UGH LESBIAN BDSM SERIOUSLY?!"

"JUST LIGHTLY TAP YOUR KNUCKLES ON THE DOOR. ITS NOT THAT HARD!" She yells "what did you want"

"I'm going on a date so can you be an auntie again?"

She's gasped "YES" as I closed the door.

"That's going into the vault" I closed my eyes really hard and tried to forget that ever happened "done."

I jog downstairs "ready?"

"You betcha!" I stop halfway down the stairs and look at him. "Can I still come to the date?"

I laugh and get into my car. This is gonna be sweet.

When we are in the car he jumps in excitement "so where ya taking me?"

I smile "surprise"

"Ew"

"Don't worry I'm not going to kidnap you"

"I'd prefer if you did. My parents can't afford metal culrienty so it's pretty hard to jab forks into outlets" I laugh "and if you did that'd be pretty hot" he smirks " electrocute me like how my outlets don't"

I laugh again "seriously"

"What's your reaction if I said I wasn't joking?"

"I'd throw out of this truck"

"Then I was just joshin ya!" I chuckle behind the wheel.

I'm gonna have fun tonight. Not like that. Maybe after the second date? Maybe.