My eyes opened up. I smiled at my plastic stars and thought about how me and Kenny are like, a thing now. My legs draped over my bed and I got up and stretched. I walked to my window and opened it, letting the warm spring wind come in my room and fill it. A smile came across my face and went to the bathroom. I leaned against the sink and went on Pandora 'arvril Lavigne radio' came on. I moved my head to the beat as I brushed my teeth, listening to 'the middle' by jimmy eat world. I felt like I was in a teen movie intro. Like today I was going to find out One of my friends was madly in love with me, even though I'm an 'underdog' or whatever.

"CRAIG" tricia was pounding on the door as I was about to get in the shower

"DONT COME IN IM NAKED"

"IM JUST LETTING YOU KNOW, THAT WE'RE OUT OF FRUIT LOOPS" I heard her walk away

"Damn" I said to myself. I was going to have to go to the store. Fuck I really don't want to. But it's worth it for cereal.

Once I got out I put some old spice deodorant on and got dressed. I tiptoed to my moms room. If she's up then I won't have to leave the house. I opened the door and I saw the lights off and heard light snoring. I love that woman. I closed the door and smiled.

A couple minutes later I walked into the living room "bye Trish"

"See ya loser"

My feet felt light on the sidewalk. It's such a nice Sunday morning that instead of taking my old beat up truck I'm walking which I really am not very found of. It's not that far anyways.

Once I wlaked in, I immediately went to the breakfast isle. They had bagels, bread, donuts, and cereal on the precious isle 4. As I was scanning the diffrent kinds of breakfast I heard mumbling, that turned into weird whisper yelling.

"No clyde!" "Go!" "I'm not-" "don't be a bitch" was all I got out of it

I turned my head and saw Clyde pushing Tweek towards me and then scat away.

"Uh? Hi?" I said

"Heyyy.. Uh Craig" he attempted to lean against the cereal shelf but ended up knocking them all down

"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit" he repeated

"BAIL! BAIL!" Clyde called from the other isle so Tweek awkwardly ran

"Um?" I slupurted out as I looked across the isle covered with diffrent mixes of cereal.

An angry cashier worker stormed to the isle, he crossed his arms and looked at me "Did you do this?" I shook my head and said "no sir" he stormed to the back storage closet for what I assumed was to get a broom

I picked up my cereal and went to the other isle to get toilet paper then went to the cash register.

As I was walking out Tweek stopped me.

"Hey sorry about that" he said biting the skin off his lower lip and fiddling with his hands

"It's okay but seriously" I laughed "What was that?"

"Oh, Uh, haha I was going to ask you" he trailed a bit "if you wanted to go to the park later"

"Sure that sounds like fun"

He smiled a little bit "but after I get off work" him saying the word work made me think about how kenny works at Tweak Bros now.

"Can kenny come?" His smile went away

"Sure"

"Cool. I gotta go bye Tweek!" I smiled at him as I ran to my house door

I looked back when I got to my doorknob and I saw Tweek standing in the same spot, frowning.

I walked in and threw the cereal at Tricia, then I walked upstairs and put the toilet paper in the bathroom

hen I walked into my room I jumped onto my bed and pulled out my phone.

hey Ken when do you get off work?

: around 2 Why?

wanna go to the park with Tweek and me

well if tweeks coming then I have to go

I don't want some twink stealing you from me ;)

I shut my phone off and smiled. Don't judge his contact name. He picked it out. His ring tone is 'sexy and I know it'.

[time skip]

I walked down the sidewalk and saw kenny climbing on the monkey bars "NOTHING CA- oh hey there's craig. Hey babe!- NOTHING CAN HURT MYSTERYION" he was hanging upside down now

"KENNY YOURE GONNA DIE!"

I laughed and saw clyde on the swings next to the monkey bars. I didn't know he was coming. I walked to the swing next to him and started swinging. Clyde was staring at kenny. I smirked

"Hey dude you checking out my boyfriend?"

I scared Clyde so bad he fell backwards on the swing. I laughed the hardest I have in a whole week.

"Hahhahahahah- I can't hahah breathe oh my fuck hahahah clyde!" I wheezed helping him up

"Dude! Don't scare me like that!"

"Oh my god dude HA" after I calmed down we actually started talking "so Clyde I didn't know you were even coming"

"Really? Tweek didn't tell you?"

"No heh he was a little distracted"

"Oh god Craig you have a boyfriend"

"Not like that you perv!"I told him "you saw how embarrassing he was"

"From?"

"Weren't you there? He knocked down all the cereal"

"OH yeah!"

Kenny walked over and sat on the swing next to mine and Tweek sat next to kenny.

"What are you guys talking about?" Tweek asked

"The cereal incident that transpired today" Clyde told him

"Oh god"

"TWEEK" clyde said "lets go to the merry-go-round thingy"

Tweek got up and walked to the playground equipment.

I smiled and looked at kenny.

"Today's been fun" I told him

"Yeah" he smiled back and took off my hat

He turned my chullo around and back. I think he was examining it? He look hesitant and took a sniff.

"EUGGH" he pulled it away from his face "When was the last time you washed this thing?"

"Since Uh... 8th grade"

"It's been FOUR YEARS"

"If your so disgusted then give it back!" I tried to grab it back but he pulled it away

"No way! I wanna wear it" he pulled it over his head. "Hey um Craig and I pretend to be a bad boy to pick up guys but I really like guinea pigs and rats and space and I neVER skipped school cause I CARE about my EDUCATION! Unlike YOU!" Kenny said in a deep voice "and I love laundry"

"OkAy! That's enough"

"WEEEEEEE BITCH" Clyde screamed with Tweek pushing him as fast as he could which was surprisingly fast.

[like 10 minutes later]

"Dude I swear I was puking for like 5 minutes minutes straight" Clyde said through chewing

"Dude were eating" I told him

"I'm aware of that craigory"

I cooked hot dogs on the grill I bought from a gas station. Then we found a clean picnic table which was hard to do considering the fact these haven't been cleaned since 2013.

"Hey craig?" Kenny asked

"Yeah?"

"Theres 21 letters in the alphabet right?"

"26 why?"

"Oh! I forgot U R A Q T"

I smiled "babe that's so cheesy"

"What?" Tweek Said across the table

"Sound it out"kenny Said

"How did you forget 'a'?"

Clyde chocked on his hot dog a little from laughing