《Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek》Freshly vacuumed carpet
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I looked around Craig's room. It was nasty. I mean don't get me wrong my room is 1000 times messier than this, to be completely honest I WISH my room was this clean. I am a druggie after all and my parents don't give a fuck so oh well. But for Craig, for Craig, this is fucking disgusting to his standards.
One time in fifth grade Clyde didn't throw away a gatorade bottle and it was still full. Craig spilled it and it stained his carpet. The next day Craig convinced him eggs weren't real and I believed him for five weeks but Clyde believed him for two years.
We were all cleaning his room while he was just laying down on the floor face down. He was like in a plank position.
"None of you know how to CLEAN." Craig yelled into the carpet.
"If you don't like us cleaning your room then you do it" clyde says with a bottle of febreeze in his hand and the other hand on his hip
"NO " he said " I will go along with your propaganda!"
I smiled and rolled my eyes, just look at this frickin dork.
"Say to peer pressure!" He kept yelling.
Jimmy was just sitting next to Craig on the floor, petting his hair. While me and Clyde did all the work. "T-th-there th-there buddy"
Craig groaned and calmly said "this is nice"
"You know what." I said dropping my hand rag "I'm done. I don't even clean my own room. You don't appreciate this. You know how to clean yourself and your almost a full ass man. I'm done."
I immediately fell on the floor. Like I dropped dead. I'm so tired all the time and this carpet smells like laundry soap and clean vacuum, it's soft and nice. Unlike my own carpet which smells like cum and weed and it stabs your feet if you don't have socks on.
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Craig muttered something "thank you" he let out softly
Clyde smirked and let out a cocky " What was that?" He said cupping his ear out
"" he yelled lifting his head. Not his whole body, just his head.
Craig started to play with my hair and that was the last thing I heard before drifting off.
I slowly blinked my eyes open. I was in Craig's room but I don't remember falling asleep. He was squatting next to me, looking me blankly in the eyes.
"Hey you fell asleep" he said
"no really?" I said rubbing my eyes
He smirked at me, "sorry that was mean" I said
"You've said meaner" he told me while helping me up "plus it's fun to see you get aggressive" he smiled wider and I blushed, his teeth are so fucking straight now
"T....thanks?" I don't know how to act, I'm just not working anymore. My brain has shut down. Smokes coming out the back, it's a whole thing. I gotta shut it off and turn it back on.Gotta throw that shit in some rice.
"Uh, What?" He said
"What."
"You just said 'gotta throw that shit in some rice'?"
"Oh. You weren't supposed to hear that" I told him. He laughed and went to the bathroom
I looked around his room, it was way cleaner. The floor was vacuumed even though it didn't need it, his desk was organized, his bed was made and his fairy lights were on. It looked dreamy. I loved it don't get me wrong but I immediately made fun of him once he got back into the room for being a vsco girl.
We sat on his bed and started to talk
"What time is it?" I asked
"1:00 am" he responded
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"Oh shit my paren-" I started to say my parents would be pissed that I was gone so late then I remembered who I actually am "nevermind"
"You slept for a while"
"I usually don't get sleep"
"When was the last time you slept for more than two hours" he asked "besides earlier today"
"6" I said bluntly
"Like 6 am or pm?"
"No like the date"
Craig sat up quickly "you haven to slept since the 6th?! That was five days ago!"
"No of course not" I told him
"Oh thank god"
"I never said it was this 6"
He turned to look at me and I grinned like a loopy fish. He looked mad but I didn't say anything.
Craig walked to his closet and was digging around for something, while he was doing that he said "take off your jeans"
"Excuse me sir?" I Said I didn't fully process the question or hear it really I just heard off and jeans in the same sentence
He threw old sweatpants at me and told me to put them on.
"You're not walking home in the freezing rain and I'm sure as hell not taking you"
"Oh..." I said
I put them on. They fit weird. They were too short and not big enough at the same time. I had to use the string thingys to make them tighter but they were so short on me.
"We should get to sleep. Do your parents know you're here?" He asked
"Do your parents know I'm here?" I Said lying on the bed with a smirk on my face
"Good point" he said,
Craig paused for a while then spoke up "I really don't wanna sleep on the floor but I would never let myself let you sleep on the floor so is it weird if we sleep in the same bed together?"
"Um.."
"I mean I know we shared a bed in that hotel but this bed is a little smaller"
"Uh"
"Would you rather sleep on the couch?"
"No! No this is fine" I face palmed myself in my head. My tone of voice was way too eager.
He shut off his lights and crawled into the covers then I did the same.
Some time passed, I'm not sure how much but, it was enough for me to notice. I looked at the alarm clock beside his bed and it read 3:14 am. I sighed trying not wake craig up. I don't know how he expects me to sleep. I mean I never sleep but now I'm just gonna go to bed at 3 am? No that is way to early for me.
I thought about all the other times I slept with Craig. I always fell asleep when he was touching me in some way. That sounds really creepy. What's even more creepy is that I can't not fall asleep. I have nothing to do so I have to touch his hands or feet or something. This feels really weird. My stomach turned to knots when I noticed his palm was open and it was aboveboard his pillow. I gently touched my fingers against his. This is so weird. I'm basically holding his hand without his consent
I pulled my hands away and just thought I suffer for the next couple of hours but then he moved his arm over my torso and dug his face into my shirt. I felt myself get hot. I mean this is kinda what I wanted right? I gently moved my arm over his back and let my face fall into his stupid chullo hat.
I hope he's not mad at me when he wakes up..
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