My eyes fumbled awake as my phone vibrated all over my desk. The clock on my phone said it was past noon, Ugh great. I picked it up and unplugged it. It was a call from Clyde, I put it on speaker since I was too lazy to put it up to my ear.

"Mm, Yeah?" I Said while sitting up and rubbing my eyes.

"Hey! Are you doing anything right now?"

"Well I was"

"Oh shit were you sleeping?" He asked

"Mmhm kinda"

"I'm sorry dude, I'll call you back later"

"No it's fine I'm already up." I told him while stretching "plus it's noon right now anyway"

"Oh cool," Clyde Said "Do you wanna hang out then?"

"Mhm sure where were you thinking?"

"Your place?"

"Sounds good, see you in a couple." I hung up afterwards

I guess I have to get dressed now.

I slammed some pieces of fabric onto my body without looking. Most of my clothes are black so it's not like any colors will clash or anything.

I walked downstairs and saw Trisha asleep in the blanket fort we made last night. We... got a little carried away when mom and dad were on their date. I poured the milk into my cereal and turned off my ps4. I sat next to Trisha sleeping and turned on iCarly. When I was 11 I had the biggest crush on Spencer. You're judging me right now but he is cute. Clyde laughed his ass off when I told him who my celebrity crush is.

Clyde walked into my house and sat on the other side of Trish. He took off his shoes and criss crossed apple sauced his legs.

"Haha are you watching you're husband" he chuckled

"Damn I wish" I responded

We watched some tv for a while but a half hour later I turned off the tv and we started talking, mostly about stupid stuff like dungeons and dragons but then Clyde made it weird.

"So, you and Tweek cuddled huh?" He said making a smirky face

"Ugh, haven't you ripped on me for that enough!" I pulled my hat over my face

"I'm not ripping on you, I just think it's cute"

I peaked out from under my hat

"I mean I didn't even know you had a crush on Tweek"

I went into shock immediately. I jumped back a little. Tweek's my friend I would never crush on him! That thought never even crossed my mind. Did I have a crush on Tweek? I mean I have been blushing because of him a lot recently. But we did cuddle and I'm gay as hell so fuck you.

"I don't have a crush on Tweek" I tried to say serious and monotone "fuck you, fuck your family"

Clyde smirked, not an evil or annoying smirk where you know he's pulling your leg just to see your reaction. But it was like a smart classy smirk and it did not fit Clyde at all. It honestly kinda scared me

He pulled up one of the floppy parts to expose my ears, which were bloodshot red at this point "I know you Craig" Clyde told me

I pulled the floppy part down "it's just hot in here Okay! Leave me and my red ass ears be!"

Clyde laughed and got up from the floor

"I'm making some cereal want some?" He asked

"Woah okay just go through my kitchen like that" I said while lying down.

Trisha was still asleep even though it was 2 p.m. at the time. But I get it, we were up until like 4 am playing video games and she went to bed after I did. But still that's what, 10 hours?

"Trish. Patricia!" I Said, shaking her.

"Wh-What?"

"It's past noon you lazy bum"

She's flipped me off and I did the same to her.

Once she went up to her room, Clyde came back over to the living room with a bowl of cereal and sat on the couch.

"So, Uh I wanted to talk to you." He said.

"About?"

"Stan's throwing this bonfire a-"

I immediately cut him off because I already knew what he was asking and I already knew my answer. "No."

"Stan lives on a weed farm"

I cringed. That changed my entire answer and approach and I hate how that factor changes my answer so dramatically

"Fine" I told Clyde

He giggled and ate his cereal

"What time is it? The party" I asked

"Like 8" he responded, trying to keep the milk and chewed up cereal from falling out of his mouth

I nodded and went upstairs to brush my teeth and gel my hair.

I already regret my answer. I forgot how much I hate people I hated. I should have stayed at home and watched spongebob with my little baby sister.

It was warm as fuck outside. It was like 68 degrees Fahrenheit. And that might sound cold to people from like Georgia or something but in the mountains that's warm. All I brought to the party was a light jacket and my bong but I didn't even need the jacket since everyone was around the bonfire.

I looked around and saw all three of my exes sitting together having a blast. This is why you shouldn't date people who are in the same friend group. I mean you probably already knew that since everyone knows it causes fights and shit like that but it's really weird, like you see them all being buds and having fun like they have since kindergarten and then you think I've felt over half of that friends group's tongues in my ass.

I felt my leg start to shake. I got anxious, I don't really know why I guess it was just boring and there were a lot of people there. I heard another car pull up and felt my stomach twist. Great, more people. But then I saw token and Tweek running towards us. Well token walked, Tweek was the one running.

"I'm here! The party has finally arrived!" Tweek yelled once he got over to us.

I smiled. Wide. I hated it. I was so happy to see him, my social anxiety instantly went down.

"Woah! Craig do you have dimples!" Token exclaimed once he saw me smiling at Tweek "and teeth? You've got the whole package, I haven't seen those in forever, you emo"

My back started sweating as I told him to shut up. Tweek sat next to me and token sat next to jimmy, who was the first of any of us to arrive. My ears felt steamy as I looked up at Tweek. Do I have a crush on him? Was Clyde right? No. No, no no. No. I'm never saying that ever again. Clyde is never right.

Everyone was talking with each other and having fun conversations. Kyle passed Clyde his bong since he was sitting next to Stan.

I looked over at Clyde, who was laughing with Bebe. I smirked and asked him,"Clyde do you even know how to use a bong?"

"Uh obviously bro"

He then proceeded to put his whole mouth around the top part where the smoke came out and blew. Water shot out of the bong and went in my eyes.

"HOLY SHIT I GOT BONG WATER IN MY EYES! OW HOLY FUCK WHATS IN THIS STAN" I yelled standing up

"Man I don't feel high at all, I think I'm immune or something" clyde muttered

Tweek was laughing his ass off with Cartman and Token. "Nice hit Clyde!" He yelled over his laughter. His face was turning pink. But I couldn't see that well since BONG WATER WAS IN MY FUCKING EYES!

I got up from the logs and went into Stan's house. I immediately tried to find the bathroom. Which was easy to find since I've been in his house before. Especially his bathroom.

I tried to wash to water out of my eyes when I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I jumped back but it was just Tweek.

"Sorry I didn't immediately chase after you and try to help," he said "it was just so fuckin funny, man"

"It's okay, I get it" I told him. "What the fuck are you doing?"

"Looking for eye drops. Oh here's some"

He titled my head back and my hat fell off. Fuck I really need to get that back but Tweek was helping me and had me sorta head locked so whatever.

He squirted one droplet in each eye and told me to blink, so I did. I started to see clearly after that. While I was doing that, though, Tweek was getting my hat.

"Here you dropped this" he said not looking at me.

He yelled "holy shit your ears!" When actually seeing me then laughed. He reached out and touched them "they're so hot! Not like sexy hot but... you know what I mean" he then laughed at them more

That only made me get more red. I took my hat back and aggressively put it back on and tried to walk out but he stopped me

"Wait, no, I'm sorry, please stay" he grabbed onto my arm "I didn't mean to laugh, please don't be mad" he giggled

I looked at the ground for a minute then back at him, I could barely look him in the eyes "Okay" I finally told him

Once we finally got back to the fire, there was more smoke coming from pipes and bongs than the actual fire. Clyde saw both of us walk out of the house at the same time and started to grin wide at Tweek.

"Tweek! You naughty dog!" He yelled "what happened in the house that took you two so long?

"Ugh, Clyde!" Tweek rolled his eyes and put his face in his hands

" Also sorry for getting fire weed water in your eyes, Craig. Wait. Earth, Air, Water, and Fire. Just like avatar holy shit it's a bong reference"

"I hate you" I told him while smirking just a little bit.

A little while later we were all smoking weed, telling stories and I hate to admit this, but I actually had a pretty good time. I was genuinely enjoying myself and the people around me, which is rare. We started playing truth or dare at one point and I'm pretty sure someone dared someone else to kiss me but to be completely honest I don't remember either of the two people. No one kissed me thank god. But there was one moment. One weird random moment. We were all talking about ex lovers and stuff like that since someone dared someone else to kiss me (I think it was Kevin or Lola but I have no clue) and everyone assumed Kevin, Tweek, and butters were the only virgins there.

"What? I'm not a virgin? Why would y'all think that?" Buttters (I'm gonna keep calling him butters I don't care what he says that's his name not Leo) Said.

"Woah, you lost your v-card? To who?" Kyle asked

"Gosh, you're so nosy Kyle, but if you must know it was a senior girl"

"What? No way!" Cartman nodded in

"Yeah! You can ask her!"

Those two kept arguing back and forth while the rest of us talked about virginity.

"I am a virgin actually" Kevin Said "I don't really care though"

I saw my beer and took a swig if it

"I do! Plus I'm not even a virgin!" Tweek Said back to Kevin

I spit out my beer in shock. He's not a virgin? What the fuck who took his virginity?

"Wh-What?" I stuttered out

"I said I'm not a virgin. I. Had. Sex." He told me

"With who? When?"

"Mhm Like last July, with Pete. It was kinda weird but we dated in middle school so"

What. I was spiraling a little bit I honestly didn't know he even had a boyfriend before.

"You dated Pete? That emo kid?" I asked "really?him?"

"One, he's goth. Two, You're acting like you thought I never would get a man"

"Well.." I Said starting to trail off. This is kinda fucking with my head

"I dated a guy two guys before him too, right kenny? Stan?" Tweek looked at them

Wait Tweek dated Kenny? I honestly felt kind of jealous. I don't know for who. Stan? Tweek? Kenny? I didn't fucking know. You think I'd actually know and figure out my feelings? Ha, that's a laugh.

We were all talking and laughing at something stupid Cartman said but I wasn't listening to him. I wasn't listening to anyone, honestly. I was watching Tweek laugh and talk. Cartman told clyde to tell his dad to stop fucking his mom or something stupid like that and Clyde asked who hasn't fucked Cartmans mom.

Clyde tried to stand up but he was drunk and high so it took him a while to find balance but once he did he raised his beer and started to say "from the bottom of my gay little heart, I love all of you guys. No homo to both the ladies and gentlemen. This is like a bonding party ." He gasped and hit Kyle "It's a like a bond-fire! Holy shit token write that down!"

Tweek thought that was funny but when he laughed everything felt like slow motion.

But he noticed me, he saw me staring at him so he looked down at me and asked

"Hey Man What's up?" While looking me in the eyes. I looked right into his big brown eyes.

My heart dropped and my stomach twisted.

Clyde was right.

Holy fuck I hope I never have to say that again.

I do have a crush on Tweek.