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My eyes lazily drift open and I look around the room. It's my room. I must have fallen asleep. All the lights were off except for my laptop and I still had my jeans on. I slowly try to lift myself up but I fell a sharp pain in my neck, shouldn't have fallen asleep in that position.
I hear a little "uurrr" as I try to move upwards. Craig fell asleep too. Fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
He's so cute oh my lord. His face was resting on my stomach and I could feel him softly breathing.
My laptop was still going. We were on the 11th episode of the first season of Wizards Of Waverly Place. My laptop was the brightest thing in the room, which concerned me. I looked over at my alarm clock and it was 11:09 P.M. . Shit Craig should go home huh.
I grab his phone to see if his parents texted him.
where are you? Are you staying the night at Clyde's?
Oh man should I wake craig up so he can respond or should I just respond myself? If I did respond myself would I lie? Or should I tell the truth?
I lightly shook Craig to try and get him up. He just groaned. I started to shake him harder. His eyes finally fluttered open and he rubbed his eyes and looked up at me, dazed.
"Your dad texted you, he asked if you were at Clyde's house." I told him while shining the light from the phone screen in his face
He took the phone from my hand, started typing, then turned his phone off and fell back asleep.
I assume if he fell back asleep that mean s everything isn't clarified with his dad right? So I should stop worrying? Should I? I wonder what he said, did he lie or tell the truth?
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I smiled and decided to shut my brain off (didn't work, I'm still alive) and just go back asleep, this time with my arm around him and my neck in a comfortable position
My eyes slowly closed as I dozed.
My eyes snapped opened and I sat up. I looked around the room and I was the only one in there. Wasn't Craig here?
I get up and look at my alarm clock, it's 10:56 A.M. . We've been asleep for like 10 hours? And we were asleep before that! So like 14 hours total! I usually sleep like 5 hours if I'm lucky!
I walk downstairs and I see Craig making breakfast at the stove. That's weird... we didn't have any groceries?
He's wearing my clothes and they're way too big on him. It's so fucking cute. I have to restrain myself from just like, attacking him with love.
"Oh you're up," he said looking behind him at me, "I went and bought a couple things since you didn't have any food in your fridge"
I sniffed the air and smelt bacon eggs and French toast
"You really didn't have to do that" I smiled
He shrugged "I was hungry and wanted to cook"
I grinned wider at the nice gesture and grabbed a glass of milk before sitting down at the table.
A couple minutes later he handed me my plate, I thanked him and he sat down at the other end.
"Sorry I fell asleep, I know we only planned to watch Disney plus and get into dry clothes but..." he said
"It's okay I fell asleep too, plus you texted your dad so it was fine" I responded
"I texted my dad?"
"Yeah?"
"When?" He asked
"Last night" I told him, " I woke you up because your dad texted you"
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Craig had a curious look on his face and scrambled to get his phone out and look at what he wrote. He started to chuckle a little bit before telling me what he wrote
"I said 'no pa am at teek we fell in the pond'" he laughed, "and I spelt 'the' like T-H-R"
"When do you ever call your dad 'pa'?" I said jokingly
"Absolutely never"
"I'm an idiot" he told himself while laughing at his phone.
He put his phone down before eating the rest of his food, I already ate all of mine so I got up and began to wash my plate. I washed the pans and bowl he used to make the food while he was eating too, then I washed his plate.
"I can do the dishes if you want" he asked
"No your fine" I smiled "go sit down"
He walked over and sat down at the couch, once I was done I walked over and sat down too. For a little bit we just sat there.
He fell backwards onto the cushions and groaned
"I don't wanna go back home" he said "I'd have to walk"
I looked at the ground before jolting my head back at him with a smile on my face "Wanna play Nintendo switch?" I asked
He grinned and nodded so I ran up to the tv and took out my breath if the wild chip and put in Mario party the ran back to the couch, handing him a remote.
We started playing for a while and it was really fun. Just me and him. Hanging out.
While it was one of the bots turns he looked at me and said "hey when I was checking my texts from my dads phone I saw that Stan invited us to some 4th of July party, wanna go?"
"4th of July? That was last week!"
"So that's a no?" He asked
"No! I'll go! It's just the 4th of July was awhile ago"
He shrugged "it was only 7 days ago."
I facepalm myself inside my head. God that was awkward. Now we just have to sit in it. Just drown in the uncomfortableness of that conversation. I'm probably overthinking everything like usual. I need to stop doing that.
There was a pause between us and we didn't look at each other.
"So, um, it's on Saturday and I can pick you up if you want. It starts at 6 P.M." he stated
"Yeah that'll work when would you pick me up? Like 5? Stan lives a while away"
"Yeah that sounds good"
There was another pause before we both looked back at the tv. It was my turn
"Oh shit!" I mumbled, scramming around for the remote
Craig began laughing and I couldn't help but laugh back. His laugh is so contagious I love it.
Wait I forgot to actually play my turn
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