✩The Dream Cult✩

This was a hectic week

Thank god its Saturday already

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Minseo how are you coping

I'm feeling better

Just a bit shaken up atm thats all

Those people are bothering you guys a lot lately

Struggles of being famous 101

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Nomin is famous too tho

Oh yeah theyre models

Pls the way some of jenos fans were mad at minseo and called her clingy back then-

Now they call jenseo couple goals 😭😭😭

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Ngl they switch up a bit too fast

Frfr

Lmao both of us couldnt care less about how they see me

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Yeah I'm happy as long as I'm with minseo

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#respectsinglepeople

#singlelivesmatter

Stay pressed 🙄✋

Lol I love you

I love you too

I love you more

I love you more than you love me

Bitch I love it if you dont do it in the gc

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Hahaahahahahah did I said that?

No I meant pls continue we love to see a loving couple

Lmao man feared for his life

Pup >:(

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But he was being mean :(

Let him be mean

Hes jealous and salty

We're cute together

So whos actually winning now 🙄✋

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You gotta good point

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Couple goals indeed

I have so many questions

But mainly why me

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Because jeno loves you my child

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He just doesn't want to show it

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Why would I love a brat like him

You love brats tho

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CHOCO

What yk I aint lying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Fineee

Sorry

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:>

Sooo jeno loves jisung??? 👀👀

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No

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Yes

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NANA

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Whoops sorry

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Why are yall like this :(

Sorry pup lying is bad

What do you feel jisung jeno being in love with you

Weird but ok ig

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I dont tho

Keeping telling yourself that🙄

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Anyways

Hyuck

Yep?

Ara huh

What about that fucker

I see both of you were bonding today👀🍵

Lmao the so called bonding was actually them arguing about stupid shit

My mj tshirt collection aint stupid

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He was defending it as if his life depends on it

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And she was just asking why did you buy that much

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Why so defensive

She said thats a waste of money

It kinda is

No its not

Its an investment

That you would get nothing out of it in the end?

I get happiness from it

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Hyungs definition of happiness is tshirts with a pic of a guy smacked in the middle

Minseo has a tshirt with a pic of jeno why yall aint attacking her

To top it all JENO WAS SHIRTLESS IN THAT PIC

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WHAT

I-

Why am I not even surprised

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I mean its minseo

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The embarrassment I went through when the guy who print that shirt gave us a weird look

Who cares as long as I can be with jeno all the time now

MF SOUND LIKE THOSE WEIRD DELULUS 😭✋

I CARE YOU DUMB FUCK

Also its not like you are gonna wear it anywhere out of the house

Yeah dont want people to stare at my pups body

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Choco being possessive~

You like it tho

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HAJASAJDKDKADKIDQKKSK

Where did you get that shirtless pic anyways?

Nana send it

He said you consent it

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Didnt thought you would print that pic on a shirt tho

Sorry I'll burn it if you feel uncomfortable

Oof shes serious she aint using emojis

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Nah its okay I dont really mind that much

Fr?

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As long its you I dont mind

What 😃😃

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WHATS WITH JENSEO AND NOT GIVING A SHIT FOR EACH OTHERS WEIRD BEHAVIOUR 😭😭😭😭

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I'm glad enough she didnt feel weirded out when she knew I already had her number 💀💀💀

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You guys are match made in heaven indeed

HDMADHJDHHGKDWKKSK

Hold up I just realized

HYUCK DID THAT TO CHANGE THE TOPIC

Whoops

What are hiding hyuck👀👀

Nothing

Why do you even think I have anything going on with ara

Seems like there is smth going on

You like her dont you

No shes annoying asf

Even looking at her irks me

Because she looks so pretty?

EXACTLY

Wait

E X P O S E D

Our hyuck has a crush on ara😏

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Awwwww hyuckkkkk

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And I thought he doesnt know how to like people

I mean just look at the way he describes his crush💀💀

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At last blackmail material

Yall better shut up about this

Wow you didn't deny it

Yk I dont like lying to you guys

But dont tell anyone else

Especially you minseo

WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU

Tbh nothing

But lets be cautious ok? Thank you for your cooperation :>

Finee

But pls do confess and dont be a wuss

No promises but alright

WHY

She is convinced I hate her

THEN DONT THROW THOSE UNNECESSARY COMMENTS OF YOURS

I'm not even surprised hearing that with the way you act around her

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At least be civil to her hyuck

Do we actually need to teach you basic human decency?

Her being your crush doesn't mean you can be rude to her 😭😭😭

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To top all of it she did NOTHING wrong to you

Ik that

Its just I can control what I do when shes around

Thats why you think before you act you dumbass

Ugh okay I'll try to make amends with her

Good

This is random af

But I just saw a vid of a cult on yt

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On white??

Are you dumb?

What no on youtube

Is there even an app call white??

Anyways after watching that vid I just realize how much our generation normalize the word cult to the point we forgot real cults exists

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What did you saw in that vid?

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Human sacrifice

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WHAT

Thats a legit cult

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I would like to know what it feels to be in a cult

Jaemin dont you dare join one

Plot twist he ends up being a cult leader

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Nah I dont think I ever will join one

Chenle you see that👀👀

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Yeah I do bestie👀👀

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And now I close my eyes and pretend I didn't see it🙈

He really doesn't know huh

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Shhhh minseo stop breaking it

Breaking what

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The 4th wall

But the author made me do it

The fact that our lives are literally planned out by her🙄

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Frfr

She just wants to see us miserable

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Well she said she rather have her non existent humour back than making our lives shit

I mean the chapters is starting to get fucking bland so she does need to start working that brain of hers

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Its defo getting rusty since she hadn't use it a lot lately 😫

First of all what tf

Second of all whomst tf

We are gonna have another girl in this group?

Nah I aint letting that happen

Anyone but her

Shes gonna steal my mans with the amount of time she was caught simping 🙄✋

She legit needs to stay loyal to jaemin

Nana do smth and make her stop drooling over my pup

Getting possessive I see

Shut up

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I love you too much choco dw

I love you too nono my pup😚💖💞💕

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Euw love

Minseo aggressively attacking jeno with love just because she's jealous lmao

Kindly shut up before I shove a hockey stick up your ass

HYUCK LEGIT GOT SPEECHLESS

LIKE HE IS OPENING AND SHUTTING HIS MOUTH LIKE AN IDIOT HERE AKFJKSFJDKJKRJFK

Fuck you

Jeno is the only who could do that

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......I was talking to renjun but ok ig

Tmi sis

Ugh

Anyways

NANA ☕☠

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Yes? :3

Pls put that person back into her place 🙄

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Who? The author?

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GASP

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Yk about that?

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I kinda figure it out

Yes its her now pls do your magic

So she and possibly the readers too wont simp over my mans anymore 🙄✋

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Okay here goes nothing :D

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My dear pls dont ogle at other guys that is not me. Is my love and affection not enough?? >:(

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Then here I'll give more 💓❤💘💖💕💗💙💚💛💛💝💞💟

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You say you love me for who I am. Don't you love me anymore?? :((

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Yk that I admire, love and like you sm right? I think yk that. Stop thinking you are ugly it hurts me when you look at yourself with sm self hatred :(

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Eat well, stop thinking youre overweight. Rest well, you deserve it even if you did nothing productive today thats okay

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If you want to give others love, you need to love yourself first. Ik its hard but I believe in you that you can do it

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If you feel troubled pls tell someone you are comfortable with or even me. I would do anything to make you happy

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Welp thats all I could say have a beautiful day :D

Suddenly I want nana

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HEY

I LOVE YOU PUP BUT WHAT NANA SEND MAKE MY HEART DO FLIPS BECAUSE ITS TOO ADORABLE

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:(((

Nuuuuuuu dont be sad

I love you a lot okay?

It just seems adorable to me

But I wont trade you for anything in this world youre too precious to me 🥺🥺

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Great now I'm emotional

Wanna come over and cuddle?

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Sure

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See you in a few minutes

Okay

Yeah you guys are cute and all

But again pls respect single people in this gc

Frfr

Oh speaking about cults

Minseo imma add you to the main gc

MARK WE TALK ABOUT CULTS LIKE HALF AN HOUR AGO

Ik but yall took a u turn before I could talk about it

Sure why not