WHERE THE HELL IS XIAOJUN

Did we lose him again?

Well thank god if we did

YANGYANG

And no we didn't actually lose him

He just ran away for some reason

Then what was the reason

WHAT WAS DA REASON

Oh god

BELLA PEED ON THE SOFA AGAIN

Which sofa be specific

THE SOFA IN OUR HOUSE

Well good thats not my problem then

Kun ge looks like he is gonna have a heart attack anytime soon

🐬🐬

I mean he's getting old what did you expect

Chenle shut up if you wanna live longer

GUYS ATTENTION

WE HAVE A NEW ADDITION AS YOU CAN SEE

Oh is that your sister?

YES

Ooooooo jenos gf?

WAIT SO THE RUMOURS WERE TRUE?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME JENO?

🐶

I wanted to tell you last time

🐶

But you keep on talking about how hot ariana grande is

Ooop-

NOT HIM GAWKING OVER A MARRIED WOMAN LMAOOO😭😭😭

WHY DID YOU TELL THEM

Now they have found smth other than that thing

Seukka seukka~

Yes that

Also shut up donghyuck if you dont want me to do a special pop quiz for you

😃😃😃🤐🤐

Good

Anyways back to the topic

MINSEO STOP LURKING I CAN SEE YOU'RE ONLINE NOW

Uhhhhh hi?

Hi minseo!!^-^

Awwww hello shotaro

Minseo my homieeee

Ayeeee yangyang my dudeeeee

Also how tf all of your numbers are already in my contacts

I did it your welcome

You just add new numbers right?

Yuppp

Although I think you should change the contact names of the lecturer hyungs

I can almost feel the formality when I saw them

What did she save them as?

Oh you appear for once hyung

To answer you question, she put their first names with mr

Wow sounds awkward indeed

Well I would once I knew yall enough

Save kun ge as superkun

I-

Why?

He could do literally anything

XIAOJUN

COME BACK AND CLEAN THE MF SOFA

Damn he cursed

Only for dejun🥰🥰

IMMA YEET

Oh no youre not

KUN GE FOUND HIM LMAO

Superkun indeed

Hello minseo

I hope you aint as wack as mark

HEY

Did he lie tho?

JOHNNY I THOUGHT YOURE MY BRO

I am

Its just making fun of you is more fun

I can confirm that is true

No one asked you

Damn I need a new friend

Then can I add a friend of mine?

I mean sure but why

I need someone to feel awkward with me

Fine with us

Thanks

Whomst tf disturb my peaceful shitting time

I-

I did ara

Why did you add me to this gc

Because I aint want to be awkward alone

DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR PROBLEM WONT SOLVE IT

WELL AT LEAST WE'RE GOING THROUGH IT TOGETHER

ISTG

Btw what does (fb) means

Founded by

OML

TF DID YOU DO MINSEO FOR MR SUH TO BE HERE

AS YOU CAN MF SEE THE INITIALS OF THE GC IS NCT

Oh

OH

Wow I'm with celebrities

Well I mean 💅

Except you yang 🙄✋

Geez double standard alert 🙄🙄

Pfft you aint gonna hear me praising you anytime soon hoe

Oops sorry

Nah its fine

Mr Nakamoto why are you so hot

I-

That came outta nowhere 💀💀💀

Damn shes bold bold

Lol idk it just happened

Stop ogling over every guy you see

Oh look its dongfuck

Yeah what about it assra

Nothing just your presence is just annoying

Only for you dear

What an honour

Idk if yall are arguing or flirting

If its the sec theyre doing a very bad job at it

Of course you would know that

Flirting with dongfuck?

I would rather sell my txt merch than do that

MF DONT

YOURE LUCKY ENOUGH YOU COULD EVEN AFFORD IT

Dw I aint pulling shit like that

The day she sell those merch is the day jaehyun gets his milk

I just want some milk

Mork why did you save jaehyun as fratboy jeffery

Its sending me everytime I saw a message from him 😭😭😭😭

LMAOOOOOOO

SAY WHAT NOW

XIAOJUN YOU GO AND FINISH CLEANING FIRST

Rip xiaojun

Well he acts like one sometimes

Dw he doesnt do drugs

Jokes aside

WE HAVE A MOA IN THIS GC?

WHOS YOUR BIAS

MY MAN TAEHYUN

You do know he'll never be your man rite?

Yes I am aware stfu

Stop fighting for once god damn it

Lmao anyways

It seems like I'm not wrong when I call yall a cult

Chenle changed the gc name last year

Bet it was during the time you came

🐬🐬

Yup it was

🐬🐬

But it suits us in some ways

Great now I'm in another cult

ANOTHER?

The other being the dreamies gc

☕☠

Oh you finally add minseo here

Yes I did

☕☠

Now taeyong hyung can proceed

Oh yeah I almost forgot

Baekhyun hyung told me to tell you that an official statement will be released tomorrow

You would be living in a neighborhood with better security

So we have to move

Yupp

Why didn't he told me that directly

Did you forget he went to the military yesterday

And he said he forgot to tell you earlier

Sounds like smth he would do

WAIT IF HE HAD GONE TO MILITARY TAEMIN HYUNG WOULD GO TOO SOON

Yup next month

Oh yeah jongin hyung told me

And you told me

WHY DID NO ONE TOLD ME?

The forgotten child

Thats xiaojun

AM NOT

🐬🐬

How did the cleaning go?

Awful

On the bright side kun didnt kill me

Yeah he just shove your face into the stained sofa

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Mhmm

Oof let's not pull anything on him again

For once they fear kun

Homies sad reality

I'm signing them up for adoption

If there is anyone willing enough to adopt you

Bet there will be none

Bet the same thing happens if you were up for adoption too

HSHSMSJDKASKKSK LMAOOO

ANYWAYS BACK TO THE TOPIC

You and minseo will move in three days

THIS IS SUCH A LATE NOTICE WTF

Defo will miss my current room😔😔

Dw the other house looks exactly the same with your current house except with two extra bedrooms, a gym room, a movie room and a swimming pool

Wow

🐶

Hyung :3

No jeno you cant live with us

🐶

Finee :/

🐶

At least I dont need to go through the balcony again

What-

Why would you even go through the balcony

🐶

Its a long story

Sounds smth cool to tell your kids tho

Like imagine saying I went through the balcony just because I want to see your mother

The power of love

Lowkey sounds stupid

Not as stupid as yours

Like imagine saying I couldnt watch my tongue thats why your mom hate me at first

Okay thats worse

LMAOOOOOO😭😭😭😭

And this my kids is why you shouldn't be as idiotic as hyuck

HYUNG

Sorry son I have to agree thats a very dumb move

I'm not the only one who he annoys?

Give their name bitch we're gonna be best buddies

Seems like you wanna replace me 😔😔

NOOO

I just think how we could understand our mutual hate to dongfuck on a spiritual level

So who is it?

.........

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

🐶

._.

☕☠

😃😃😃

🐬🐬

I-

Istg

Why am I not even surprised

Ohoooo teaaaa

👀👀👀🍵

THE DREAMIES KNOW SMTH

But idk anything

Youre not in dream lucas

BUT I WANNA BE IN DREAM

Oh no not this again

MARK IS THE SAME AGE AS ME HOW CAN HE COULD BE IN DREAM AND I COULDN'T?

Because he is the mf leader and even he cant control the dreamies

Sad but true reality 😔✊

Aint no one be able to control us😈

More like aint no one controlling the other dreamies from bullying you

You kinda deserved it tho

Youre just salty

Lmao poor hyuck

Oh I just realize

Are you jungwoo?

Lol yeah

My dad said hi btw

Said he miss his fave worker

OH SO YOU ARE MR KIMS SON?

Hehagfjsjsjskssk yeah

Tell your dad to stop lying

I was never his fave worker tf 😭✋

☕☠

Lmao but fr tho uncle really said you help him a lot

So youre cousins?

Well that explains why nana was the one sending my bag when chenle asked a friend for help😐

🐬🐬

You could've just ask

🐬🐬

We're all friends yk

I didnt wanna be nosy back then

And eventually forgot about it 😭😭

You and your short term memory

Not my fault I couldnt be bothered 😔

My dad probably said that because the one who replaced you is too clumsy

Like his bloood pressure is increasing lately ngl 😭😭😭

Lmao whats their name?

Its chaewon if I'm not mistaken

A highschool senior

🐬🐬

I THINK IK HER

🐬🐬

Does she go to the same high school that we used to?

Yupp

Defo hwang chaewon

Who is she

🐬🐬

The top student whom everyone loves

🐬🐬

Bet shes the valedictorian this year

Except she lowkey has a temper like renjun hyung no offense

Full offense taken

Youre lucky I'm not in the mood to fight anyone rn

🐬🐬

And shes as careful as jisung

🐶

Jisung is never careful

🐬🐬

Exactly

HEY

🐬🐬

PLS THE AMOUNT OF TIMES SHE DROP HER STUFF AND ALMOST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS IS INSANE😭✋

HXHAHFJDHKASKSK

At least shes smart 😩☝

And somehow sounds like heather

Like winwin :>

I'm not tho-

YES YOU ARE

But-

YOU CANT DENY IT

Winwin hyung our cutie~

-.-

SO CUTE

Lol whipped

But is she really that popular tho?

🐬🐬

SHE MANAGED TO RIVAL OUR POPULARITY

Not that we care much but thats the easiest way to describe it

Damn💀💀💀

Good for her ig

Yeah yeah anyways you two better start packing

Aight

Yes hyung

We dont want mark to accidentally forgot any of his stuff

WHY ME

Because youre the only one who would do that 💀💀💀

Typical mark thing to do

True true

Yall are just a bunch of bullies 😔✋

Lmao sucks to be you