《Life With Creepypastas》42 ⦻ Kiddiepasta pt. 2
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(Y/N)/Walker gets turned into a kidpasta.
(Y/N)/Walker has a birfday.
(Y/N)/Walker wakes up one day and everyone is gone. They're scattered. They have to go around catching the Creepypastas like Pokémon.
Everyone gets genderbent. 'Cept Walker.
(Y/N)/Walker gets stuck in the Backrooms with the Creepypasta OCs (Paws, Vix, Laufey, Ritz, Azumi, Former.)
Other game killers visit the mansion (Baldi...? Idk that many.)
Huge killer family night in the living room. Of course you're gonna build a fort.
Any other super cool ideas you've got? Throw them at me, my minds' gone blank.
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(Y/N)'s p. o. v.
After hours of long hard work, me, X-Virus, and Liu were finally able to concoct a solution that would help turn the Creepypastas back to their normal ages.
I know it works because we first tested it out on Virus who volunteered to be the first subject. In just a few seconds, the 12 year old grew back into his older form, causing us all to breath out a sigh of relief.
LJ and Masky were fighting the whole time inside of the lab, but once they saw Virus return to normal, the two were suddenly begging me to be given the soliton next.
Before I could respond to their obnoxious begging, I hear a loud knock at the lab door and immediately think something's going on with the other kids. I go over to the door and look down seeing Kid Kagekao and Kid Former looking up at me.
"(Y/N)-sama! Did ywo guys fwind a way to make evweyone big again?" Kagekao asked. "We sure did. Now we get to reverse all your mistakes," I respond shaking the vial above his head.
"Wait wait! Wet me go first, I want to be an adult again so I can fix what I did!" Kagekao pleaded, jumping up and down. "No fair! I asked first!" Laughing Jack yelled. "No I did, he's a liar!" Masky growled.
"Alright, Kagekao goes first since you two can't behave yourselves," I scold. Both Laughing Jack and Masky groan while I lower myself to Kagekao's level and lift his mask so he could inhale the mixture.
However, I noticed a large smirk on the kids face and the next thing I know, Kage's suddenly swiped the solution straight out of my hand. "Fwormer, go!" Kagekao screeched then tossing it to the other kid, and Former giggled catching the vial and running off.
Before Kagekao could even dart off, I grab him and pick him up, "What the hell is wrong with you!? What are you doing???"
"Being a gwown up is bowring! We wanna stay small fowever!"
Virus and Liu ran up next to me, looking pissed. "Great job giving it up to Kagekao, Walker!"
"I didn't give it to him, he snatched it and tossed it to Former!"
"Well we need to go and stop him; ignore Kage and let's go get the solution back!"
I nod and place Kagekao back on the ground, causing the child to run away from us laughing like an evil little maniac.
"Masky, LJ, you two have a new job! Go keep an eye on Kagekao while the rest of us hunt down Former," I order the two. "Okay (Y/N)!" LJ immediately obeyed and ran out of the lab. Masky however crossed his arms, "how come I can't help you?"
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"Because I said so. Now go take your whiney butt and help LJ find Kagekao!"
Masky dropped his hands and groaned before leaving the lab, and then the rest of us followed.
X Virus, Liu , and I ran into the living room to see the kids in a state of chaos. There was food tossed everywhere, toys scattered all over the place, and kids on top of things they shouldn't even be on.
"(Y/N)!!" SpledorKid came up to me panicking while gripping his face, "I tried to keep everything under control but—but I just can't! They're...they're monsters!"
SplendorKid suddenly burst into tears—which I'm not even sure how that was even possible—? "Aww Splendor, take it easy, at least you tried. I shouldn't have left you with all this responsibility," I tried to calm him down while rubbing his shoulders. SplendorKid sniffed and looked up at me with a sad face.
"(Y/N)! Former at 3:00!" Kid Liu suddenly shouted, and I see him pointing to a blue bush behind the couch. I let go of SplendorMid and stalk over to the couch with narrowed eyes. When I get there, I see Former cowering, trying to hide himself.
"Former."
"Form—I mean—I'm not Former, I-I'm a blueberry!"
"I like your effort to hide your identity by not speaking in third person but I'm not a dummy. Hand it over, kiddo."
Former slowly removes his hands from his head and looked up at me, then looked away nervously. "Former gave the thingy to Jeff and Vix. They have it..."
"Why the fu—...just...never mind..."
I see in the corner of my eye that Jeff and Vix are playing toss with something and quickly stride over to them.
"Jeff, Vix, Whatcha got there?"
"A cool toy that's not yours!!" Jeff stuck his tongue out at me, tossing the item over to Vix. I glare at Vix and hold out my hand, "Give it."
Vix only stares of me for a bit and then of course he fucking lifts up his mask and puts it in his mouth. "Vix you little..." I sneer through clenched teeth, feeling like ripping my hair out.
I pick up Vix and start shaking him, "Vix, spit it out!"
"Weeeeeee!!!" Vix screed through the vial in his mouth like he was having fun being shaken. I was fighting the urge not to hurl a child across the room at this point.
"Throw it back I wanna play!" Jeff cried, kicking me in the leg. I accidentally let go of Vix because that boy kicked hard, and Vix landed on the floor and spit the vial out at Jeff's face. It hit Jeff in the noselessness and the child screamed angrily and started crying.
I was more focused on getting the solution back, so I ignore the crying child and dash for the vial but something darts by and it's suddenly gone. I turn seeing Kagekao giggling at me while shaking the vial in his hand, "Come and get ittttt~!"
I immediately dash for Kagekao as he starts bolting across the room. Some of the other kids—I don't know why, maybe for the fun of it—start running after Kagekao, making it harder for me to catch him.
Kagekao speeds up the stairs and I'm getting blocked by Kid Glitchy Red, Candy Pop, Toby, and Rogue, who all think it's a game. Just my luck, one of the little devils trip while going up the steps, causing the one behind them to trip, and next thing I know four kids are tumbling back down the steps into me.
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Long story short, we all end up crashing at the bottom with all four of them piled on top of me.
"Awww I was gonna get him, why'd you trip me??" Rogue whined, looking angry at Toby who was the one that tripped. "You were pu-pushing me!" Toby looked like he was about to start crying. "I would've dodged if you weren't in the way!" Candy growled, punching Glitchy in the shoulder. "It's not my fault you decided to fall!" Glitchy punched him back.
I'm contemplating just staying there till I suffocate and die because I feel none of these children are getting up anytime soon. "Cody, Liu!!" I shout, barely pushing them off of me, "Kagekao ran upstairs, get him!"
"On it," X-Virus nodded and quickly ran, launching himself up the stairs. Kid Liu walked up to me with his arms crossed and I looked at him. "Something wrong? If you don't wanna go for Kagekao, could you at least help me up with these guys?"
Liu slowly smiles and then out of no where whips out a phone and takes multiple pictures of the kids on top of me who were arguing and squeezing out my soul instead of moving. He then laughs like a maniac and runs off, "Later, ugly This is going on Creepagram!"
'.....Ah, Sully. What a marvelous time for him to show up.'
I muster up all my energy and finally throw them annoying kids off of me. As I'm pulling myself up, I stop when I see they all look hurt and offended, like I did something horrible. "Did you just push me?" Glitchy stared at me with wide, round eyes. "You're a meanie!" Rogue looked like she was gonna hit me.
I looked at Candy Pop and somehow for the small kid he was right now, he was still able to wield his hammer...I don't have time to contemplate what was about to happen before he's bringing the hammer down on my head and then everything goes black.
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The last thing I remember was being murdered by a tall clown child. But apparently I wasn't murdered because I was able to open my eyes again and look up seeing some blurry figures 'looking' down at me.
"Wait! You're not dead...they're alive!" I hear a squeaky kid version of...Surrender? cry out. "Oh my gosh (Y/N), are you alright??" Another squeaky kid voice—sounds like Offender. "I know what'll wake them up completely!" A last voice squeaked.
Next thing I know, I feel a stack of cash being wafted in-front of my nose. "Get that sh—cash outta my face!" I cringe, immediately sitting up from the weird smell of money. "Yay it worked!" I see a expressively happy SpenderKid hugging his money tightly.
Next to him, a SurrenderKid and OffenderKid. "Yay you're okay!" SurrenderKid beamed, hugging my arm. "We saw Candy Pop hit you over the head with a giant hammer. We promise we didn't laugh," OffenderKid shook his head at me like he was being honest. "I actually kind of laughed...I'm sorry..." SpenderKid murmured, lowered his head.
I'm just sitting there staring at the slender kids because they're not acting like their normal personalities and it was throwing me off.
"Uhhh...that's okay. Uh, who got me on the couch?"
"SplendorKid dragged you by your legs and then it took all four of us to hurl you on!" OffenderKid exclaimed. "Don't worry, I left you five dollars under your pillow so you could feel better," SpenderKid murmured.
I turn and lift up the pillow the kids had my head laid on and...I see five...one hundred dollar bills. Five-hundred dollars??? I blink and pick up the money, my hands fumbling. "Spender. How much is this?" I ask him, holding up the five one hundred dollar bills.
"Five dollars!" SpenderKid replied proudly.
This poor thing can't even count money anymore.
Oh well, a gifts a gift!
I stuff the cash in my pocket and sit up from the couch. "Kiddos. Has anyone been able to find Kagekao?" I ask.
"No! X-Virus made sure all the kids went looking for him because, because, because he said he took something from you!" SurrenderKid responded. "Yeah and they said we have to watch you and make sure you're okay," OffenderKid added. "But now that you're okay, what do we do?" SpenderKid asked.
"Well now we all look for Kage—even though my heads pounding right now..." I mumble while rubbing my head. If I catch Candy Pop again I'm gonna strangle that tri-colored menace...
The slender kids grab my arms and help me to stand up, then they run off in different directions to look for Kagekao.
I see Kid Jane, probably 9, skip up to me and grab my hand. "(Y/N), all the baby pastas are in my room and me, SplendorKid, and Azumi are looking after them for you while you and the older kids search."
I smile at her and pat her head, "That's very responsible of you, thank you Jane."
Jane seemed happy about the praise and then turned and skipped off back upstairs. I was about to go and follow her when I hear a loud knock come from in the kitchen, and I turn suspiciously, heading quickly in that direction. I enter the kitchen and look in and see a little someone trying to jump and climb reach the cabinets.
"...Hoodie?" I exclaimed, tilting my head. Hoodie turned and looked at me. "Can I hawve a snack?" He asked, pointing up at the top shelf. "Buddy, why didn't you just ask? You could've hurt yourself..." I said, walking over to him and picking him up off the counter.
"But I want a snackkk..." Hoodie whined, wrapping his arms around me. "I'll get you a snack, just be patient. It's a real cool snack; it makes you grow, just like Mario Super Mushrooms."
Hoodie gasped and and started bouncing up and down, "Weally!?!?!?!"
"Yes really. But you have to be patient and help me and everyone else find Kagekao, okay?"
"Okayy."
I smile and place him down on the ground, then take his hand and walk with him upstairs. There were many rooms to search through, but by the looks of it, no one was coming up with anything because most of the kids were now standing outside of rooms looking like they don't have a clue in the world what to do.
Sally steps up to me—Sally was the same age as always because she's just an un-aging spirit—and lowers her head, "(Y/N), we can't find Kagekao...he's completely gone..."
"Yeah, he's really good at Hide and Seek!" A smaller child stepped up to her side; Kate squeaked. "You all have checked everywhere...?" I question. "Everywhere!!" Kate waved her hands in the air dramatically.
I feel a heavy tug on my arm and turn seeing Hoodie pulling at me and pointing across the hallway, "Oo oo wook! I found Kage...Kagec-cows!"
He exclaimed, and I look to where he was pointing but it was only LJ. "Hoods, that's LJ. KageKAO, is shorter and he's wearing a black and white mask and a black and white scarf, okay?"
Hoodie seems disappointed and his shoulders slump. I take his hand gently and walk with him to one of the rooms. I look inside and see Virus in there, tossing and throwing things all over the place while searching, and a single toddler pasta—BEN—was just casually playing around on the bed with the Chucky plushy.
"While I was uh, out, did you guys check all of downstairs as well?" I ask. "Yes Walker—it's like he disappeared out of thin air! This search is seriously starting to get on my nerves," Virus sighed heavily, walking over to me. "We need to come up with a plan...maybe a lure tactic!"
"Oh....and I know just what would work!...But I don't know if Kagekao will still have a thing for wine in his current state."
Before our conversation could continue, a loud cry comes from the bed and we both turn seeing BEN now crying. The two of us run over to him and he cries, "B—B-Bit me!!!"
"Huh??"
BEN smacks the Chucky plushy over the head and now it's the plushy that starts screaming like a little possessed demon. "Oh...he bit you. Please stop crying..." I try calming BEN down and I pick him up, hugging him and petting him on his head till he relaxed. Virus picks up Chucky and hesitantly pets his head till he shat up as well. Surprised he didn't bite Virus either...
"Ok Cody, you stay here with BEN, Hoodie, and Chucky, I'm going to go see if I can lure Kagekao to us," I say, quickly handing over BEN. "Wait—why do I have to watch the kids??" Virus sounded displeased by his roll.
"Because...."
I quickly dash out of the room and slam the door so I don't have to give him an answer.
I then run downstairs to start gathering wine from the cellar, but I hear footsteps pounding behind me and turn around seeing Hoodie again. "I wanna help find K—K-Kagec-c—crayons...?" He stuttered.
l snorted. Kagecrayon. I sigh and hold out my arms and Hoodie gleefully jumps into them, then I carry him downstairs while he rests his head on my shoulder.
Today is really giving me a love-hate feeling for children.
I carry Hoodie with me to wine cellar and unlock the door, then I step inside. I quickly grab a bottle and then step out, not wanting to waste too much time in there.
I walk back to the kitchen and I see X-Virus coming downstairs with the rest of the children following him.
"Any one found Kagekao?" I asked as he came up to me, holding BEN. "No, looks like we're gonna have to rely on the wine."
I nod my head and place Hoodie on the ground, then I pop open the wine bottle and pour it into a tall drinking glass.
I leave it sitting on the counter facing the living room and smirk, but X-Virus looks confused. "That's it? This is your plan?"
"He'll come around and see it sitting here eventually, you'll see."
"...And drink it?"
"Just wait and see!"
I grab Viruses' arm and pull him out of the kitchen back into the crowds of children.
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Kagekao's p. o. v.
Somewone was stupid enougf to weave fowrbidden gwape juice on the counter!
I snicker and wook awound to make sure no wone else was wooking, then I wan over to the couwnter and cwimbed up on it, cwrawling over to the gwape juice.
Just as I'm abowt to gwab it and dwink some, somewone gwabs me and puwlls me off the cownter!
It was (Y/N)-sama!
"Put me down!!IraIraIraIraIra!!!" I cry, kicking my feet up in the air. "You want some? Give me the vial back, Kagekao," (Y/N) ordered. "Never!" I screamed.
(Y/N) shwugged and put me back down, then gwabbed the gwape juice, "No wine for you then, I guess."
"No wait! I want some! Pwease???"
"You know what you have to do first..."
I huffed and cwossed my arms. It's not fair! But...I weally wanted the gwape juice...
I sigh before weaching into my hoodie and pullwing out the thingy I stole and I give it to (Y/N). "Good boy," (Y/N) smiled and patted my head, then gave me the juice! I gwab it and wift up my mask, and just as I'm about to dwink it...
(Y/N)'s p. o. v.
I open the vial and place it beneath Kagekao's nose so he inhales it. In but a few seconds, he grows back into his normal size and sits confused on top the counter.
"Uhhhh...what happened?" Kagekao asked, forgetting he still had the glass of wine in his hand. "You happened," I sigh closing the vial back up. "And now, you're gonna help me turn everyone back to normal."
"....Yare yare..."
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Me and Kagekao go around giving the kids a sniff of the solution and slowly everyone starts to come back into their normal age. The younger they were, they seemed to not remember what had happened, but the ones who were older kids were pissed.
I had to go around to finish off giving some to the rest by myself because at one point some of the pastas had ganged up on Kagekao and started beating the shit out of him.
I lastly got to baby Slender and gently picked him up off the couch where he was sat beside a fully grown TrenderMan. "It's a good thing you were able to figure out how to create a solution to reverse our ages—even without mine or Slender's help!" He commented. "I couldn't have really done it without X-Virus," I respond.
Baby Slender seemed tired and was curled against me in my arms as if he was trying to sleep. "Time to be a big slender meanie again. I'm gonna miss you like this," I sigh, petting his bald head. After a few more moments of rocking him and admiring his innocence, I give him what was left of the vial.
I probably should've put him back down first, however, because Slender grew up right in my arms and the next thing I knew, I was crushed under him on the floor. So much for being 'slender'!
"What's—what—what's going on here??" Slender snapped. He then realized me gagging for breath underneath him and quickly pulled himself up. "Walker? What's gotten into you? Why are you beneath me?"
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