"Good evening! I'm speaking from Sip Coffee Nation. What can I serve you today?"

"Hello? Is there a human on the other end or is it a warning call from aliens about robbing our Coffee shop?"

"Oh, it's you, Mr. Jock."

"So, you're telling me you're not a Jock?"

"Then, I was right, huh?"

"Dude, when you have a 9 year old cousin who demands a new story about aliens every single night then you've got to have a vivid imagination."

"They would rob our café because we serve the best coffee here. They warn you because they are aliens, duh."

"Is that so? So you didn't call here to place an order?"

"Oh really? Then please stop wasting my time, there is a long waiting list of people who want to call here."

"*Beep, beep*"