"Hello?"

"Hehe! Uh, sorry? I've been busy and I just needed to think things through?"

"Oh. What if I allow you to share the same favorite?"

"I'm making my best puppy dog face right now!"

"Yay! So, you're Kevin McCloy, huh?"

"I have got to get something off my head."

"YOU HAVE THE MOST HORRIBLE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS TO HAVE EVER EXISTED!"

"I swear, sometimes I just want to puncture their steroid muscles and snatch out their fake extensions!"

"SADISTS! Yes, that's the word! They are bloody SADISTS! It feels amazing to finally say it out loud!"

"..."

"Because that's so funny! THEY AREN'T THAT BAD? They are so much worse than that! And you don't get to defend them when you've never been on the receiving end of their tormenting!"

"You know I'd have hated you if you ever came and talked to me but.."

"But after talking to you for so long, I've realized that you aren't as bad as them."

"Good thing, I didn't because then you'd have received my chilli smoothie instead of coffee, EVERY SINGLE DAY! As a token of my hatred, you know!

"Now, you're overreacting."

"Did you seriously just say 'Wink Wink???"

"But, seriously?"