Dear Mr Bellator,

This is a message to inform you that you have been successfully registered as a student here at Forever Falls High.

Following your expulsion from your previous school, we must inform you that here at Forever Falls we expect only the highest standards from our pupils.

Usually we would not accept someone with such a poor school record, however, it seems that steps for your registration were put into motion before we had chance to deny them. Know though, that you are on thin ice, and we lay the following ground rules:

1. No more fights

2. No more chasing girls

3. And absolutely no more wild parties

We have heard you refer to yourself as 'Cupid' at your old school. Please know that we will not tolerate such nicknames here.

Any such deviation from the rules will result in disciplinary action.

Have a happy Summer and we will see you on the 1st September.

Welcome to Forever Falls High.

Yours Sincerely,

Forever Falls Administrative Team