august mi amore

are u there yet

u havent texted me ):

yes im in the shower which is huge btw

omg send noodles 🤩

nO

anyway

i was gonna text u

IM FREAKING IUT

are you suddenly saying y'all and speaking like Robbie Ray Stewart?

no

dude like

taylor has a fucking private instagram account

I FUCKING KNEW IT

and guess who told me about it?

... her?

NO

GIGI

gigi haddi?

yes

the model?

yes

whos having zayn's baby?

yes

sister of bella and anwar?

yes

youre talking to gigi hadid

kinda. she dmed me first

IM GONNA PASS OUT

Nooooo dont die ur too sexy

first Taylor Swift fucking dms you first

TJEN GIFI HADID

EHOS NEXT, JESUS?

thatd be more likely than whatever the fucks happening to me rn

yEAH exactly omg

insanity

so are u and taylor like sharing a bed or what ;)

dude the house is fucking huge they have like 10 guest rooms in the house and a whole ass guest barn house or whatever you call that

sure but you're still gona share right?

this is NOT a fanfiction with the "there was only one bed" enemies-to-lovers trope, my dude

but it could be ;)

we were never enemies

soooooo true just lovers

niko 🙄

OMG OKAY WAIT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW YOU LITERALLY FUCKING YELLED THAT U WRRE BI IN A TWEET ANNDJSSJA

HELP I KNOW

IDK WHY I DID THAT

i mean it's not like you were in the closet but yelling that ur bi at taylor swift is so fucking funny i can only imagine her reaction

dude we were sittinf on the same plane together

i thought itd be awkward

like i heard her actually gasp and chuckle

and she probably thought i was insane

but she never actually acknowledged it?

either she already knew or i just cant phase her anymore

i think its both andnsnsns youre a queen like that

thank you😙

LMAOOO youre welcome

do u think shes like

actually not straight?

i dont wanna be that person that assumes people's sexuality cuz thats not cool

but shes been very gay with you

i think youd be able to tell a lot better than me

i think we both know that i cannot in fact tell anything

do u not remember the jane incident

god her fucking name makes me wanna punch something

meh im over it! Anyway

but yeah youre pretty dumb ANYWAY

ihy shsjsks im gonna finish this shower ive been in here for like an hour

call her over ;)

not that id ever do that but her mother's here

helppp its sexier that way ;) being sneaky ;)

i'll be ignoring u indefinitely

U KNOW IM RIGHT

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