hi....

Niko

niko

nikolai

NIKO

BITCH

NICHOLAS

WHAT

DONT CALLME NUCHOLAS

IT GOT YOUR ATTENTION DIDNT IT?

what do you want ugly?

this is an emergency

im gonna need you to give me your full undivided attention

what?? now you're worrying me

is this another pasta energency

because i know my grandparents are italian but im like just a guy from new york you know? i really cant help you there

no you idiot, i can make better pasta than you

i know 😒

how were we roommates for so long? how did we survive? who fed us????

good question actualky, i have no idea

instant ramen

i repeat: how are we alive

and also he who must not be named. I hate him but he did make the best tacos

ew but he rly did

NOT WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ANOUT

anyway

OKAY EHATS GOING ON?

so like i have this opportunity to come back to new york

OMG WHAT

HOW OMGGG

EXPLAIN. NOW

I AM. CHILE

taylor has some work there so she has to go in a few weeks amd she was likr heeeey u wanna come we can record ur songs there and im like ya that sounds like a good idea maybe i can stay with niko and his grandma and she was like sure or u can dtay with me and i freaked iut and left her on read

you- you freaked out and left taylor swift on read

no i freaked out and left my potential girlfriend on read idc about Taylor Swift right now niko im freaking out over the future of my dating life

hold on im confused

is she NOT the future of your dating life?

YES SHE IS KEEP UP 👏

DUDE U JUST SAID U DONT CARW ABOUT HER

UR SO CONFUSING

NO YOURE JUST NOT PAYING ATTENTION

I AM WTF

AND WTF POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND SINCE WHEN???!!!!

SINCE WEVE MADE OUT A BILLION TIMES ALREADY IDK DUDE I REALLY LIKE HER

LIKE RLY LIKE HER LIKE HER MUSICS GREAT AND SHES AN EVEN BETTER PERSON OR RLY LIKE HER LIKE UR GENUINELY CONSIDERING MOVING BACK TO NYC FOR HER?

yes

yes?

to all of the above

oh my gosh

yeah

okay so whats stopping you from telling her "yeah i'll move in with you in NY?"

dude like

its complicated

i dont exactly know where we stand in our relationship yet

do you wanna be her girlfriend?

that'd be pretty nice yeah

and she makes you happy?

really fucking happy. You have no idea

then i dont see what the problem is! you can move in with her and like it wouldnt be such a bid deal until u make it a big deal. like, shes just offering you a bed to sleep in, right? or... her bed?

no, she said she has a guest room and space for phoebe so i think thats where we're at for now

okay great! then, it doesn't have to be anything more than a 'roommate' situation for now!

anD tHeY WeRe ROomMAtES

i hate u 😭

okY yeah you're right i think

do you wanna be back in new york though?

of course i do! I rly miss it there. despite everything. i miss you scrawny ass more than anything. as soon as i see you im hugging you and i am NOT letting go until both of our arms fall off on their own

that sounds like a peachy plan

hey i miss you too :)

listen i gotta help nonna with dinner but say yes, will you? worst case scenario you come stay with us! my grandma will take one look at you and will make it her mission to feed you all the carbs in the world and you'll like it

is that what happened to your cheeks these past few months?

way too much bread, auggie, wayyyy too much

hehehe tell ur grandma i'll be there

great :))

nOW GO TO UR GF AND TELL HER YOURE COMING WITH HER

NOT MY GF

yet!!!!!!

yet

AAAA

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