《Forever and a Night | Pooh Shiesty》beef
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"Fuck up bout this one Ima put a cap in yo bitch ass!"Stunna said while on live and holding his gun up to the camera.
"That's on what brudda?"I said while looking at him.
"Deez nuts!!"my nephew, Kj, said and Stunna ran off laughing.
Kj is Stunna's son.
He's four years old and bad as hell.
"Come here with your bad ass!"I said while grabbing him and flipping him upside down.
His bad ass started kicking and kicked me right in my nose.
I had to ask God to forgive me because I dropped that lil boy right on his head.
"Bitch!"I heard him yell before crying and Stunna started laughing.
"Damn, double homicide!!"Stunna yelled.
"Mommy!!!"I screamed while running to the living room holding my nose that was bleeding.
"What the hell wrong with you!?"she yelled at me as I walked into the living room.
"My nose is bleeding Cus Kj bad ass kicked me in it"
"Aw damn. Come in the bathroom and when your nose stops bleeding your grown ass is gonna clean up all that damn blood on my floor"
"Yes ma'am"I said while following her into the bathroom downstairs.
"Sit down"she said and I sat on the toilet.
She wiped my nose off before pinching it.
"Tilt your head forward"
I tilted my head and she held it.
"How the hell did that happen anyways?"
"I picked him up and flipped him upside down and the fucker started kicking and kicked me in my nose, I accidentally dropped his ass too"
"Oh girl hold your own damn nose I gotta go make sure my baby is okay!"she said while walking out.
I gasped.
"He called me a bitch tho mama!!"
I got up and followed her back to the separate living room that Stunna and I were at.
"Are you okay b- Stunna what I tell you bout letting him stand on my furniture with his shoes on!!?"
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"I already told his stupid ass to get down! Aye fuck nigga, get down!"he yelled at Kj.
"And stop fucking cursing at him he's a child"
"Ma that's a grown ass man he just called my sister a bitch after kicking her in the nose, you Aight?"Stunna asked me and I nodded.
"Ima whoop your ass Kj!!"she said while looking at him.
"Im gone whoop your ass"he said to her before running off and she chased him.
"Seriously Khalick you need to beat his ass"I said to him.
"Nah Ima smack the fuck outta ya baby daddy when I seem em though, aye that nigga pussy then a fuck!"
"Why you gotta even say allat on live!?"I asked while mugging the shit outta him.
"Cus this my shit"he said while slightly pushing me outta the camera.
"You and him gone get smacked the fuck up by me, because y'all both do too fucking much! There shouldn't be no beef between either of y'all you're my kids uncle and he's their dad y'all need to chill"
"I said what I said Susu either I am or pops gone do it"
"My daddy ain't got nun to do with what me and my baby father got going on neither do you so stay out of it!"
"It's way deeper than him fucking off on you"
"Okay whatever Khalick"I said before walking out and going to clean up the blood.
My mama had finally caught Kj and I watched as he got his ass whooped.
"Aye Kj go sit down bruh"Stunna said as he walked in the hall.
"Why he not outside with the other kids anyways!?"my mama asked him.
"Tomiya made him come in"
"We might need to put you on top of the damn house, you can't sit down for shit"my mama said and I laughed.
"Kj!!"my dad yelled from the living room in the front.
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Kj ran into the living room with him.
He gets along well with our dad, his dad, and Tomiya's son.
He's bad as hell and mean when it comes to females.
I think that's only because Khalick is already rough with him and he's teaching him to be rough.
Ima start whooping his ass my damn self though.
After cleaning up the blood I headed to the backyard where Tomiya, her son, and Sam were.
Sienna was upstairs asleep.
"Mommy look we made a snowman!!"Sam yelled.
"See I'm the fun auntie yo lazy ass could've been our here helping us bitch!"Tomi said.
"Girl I was in there with Khalick and his bad ass son"
"What his ass do now!?"
"He kicked me in my nose and had my shit bleeding then he gone tell mama he gone whoop her ass and on top of that he called me a bitch after I dropped his ass on his head"
She was laughing.
Bitch fell all in the snow and everything.
"Girl get yo stupid ass up it ain't that funny!"
"Why the fuck you drop my nephew on his head?"
"Cus he deserved it"
"What Stunna say!?"
"He gone laugh talm bout some damn double homicide"I said and she started laughing again.
"I love y'all"she said while wiping her eyes and getting up.
"Hey Nephew"I said to Yosohn.
He looked up at me and just waved.
"You so cute!"I said and he smiled.
"Come eat!!!"my mama yelled as she peeked outside.
I looked at Tomi and she looked at me before we both raced into the house like two little ass kids.
We didn't make it far Cus she pulled me down in the snow.
"Bitch!!"I yelled while pulling her back down.
We tackled each other until we got tired.
"Are y'all done yet!?"Sam asked.
"Yea go in the house, you and Santana"I said while getting up then helping Tomi up.
We both headed in the house after the kids.
"Aht aht go tell ya parents to come fix ya plate!!"my mama yelled at all of our kids who stood in the kitchen.
"Aye Susu make his plate for me!"Khalick said.
"Alright kids go sit down!!"I yelled.
My mama cooked mashed potatoes, chicken fried chicken with gravy, green beans, and cinnamon apples for desert along with vanilla ice cream that will go on top.
I made the kids plates before sitting them out in front of them.
"Okay sit down and eat"I said before going to make my plate.
"Tomiya stop eating all around my damn house and go get a plate"my mama yelled at her.
"Okay ma sorry!!"
I went into the living room where my dad was watching a basketball game with Stunna.
"Hey dad"I said to him as I sat on the couch across from him.
"Hey Su! How you?"
"I'm good, how are you!?"
"I'm doing alright, I'll be better once this is on ya mama's finger"he said while pulling out a big ass pearl shaped diamond ring.
I gasped while looking at it.
"Dad!!!! Are you serious!?"
"What happened!?"I heard my mama say while walking down the hall.
"Nothing ma"I said before he put it back in his pocket and nodded at me.
"Aye and he got a house on top of that"Stunna whispered.
"Oh y'all better not scare me like that again"she said before walking off back down the hall.
"When are you gonna.. you know"I said to him.
"Tonight before everybody leaves"
"Oh my god I can't wait!"I exclaimed.
After tonight I hope this proposal will get Pooh off of Stunna's mind.
I honestly don't want them beefing because my kids are related to the both of them.
They love their dad and they love Stunna like their dad.
Ima try everything I can to keep those two away from each other.
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