《Forever and a Night | Pooh Shiesty》joking
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I got out of my car and grabbed my purse before closing the door then hitting the locks on my key fob.
"They already here?"Cali asked me referring to Tomiya, Jayda, Tae, Amir, and others who we'll be joining at this day party.
Andre couldn't make it because today was the day he chose to go shopping.
His boujee ass has an activity for everyday.
"Yea"I said while pulling my leggings out of my crouch as we walked into the building and going straight to the elevator.
"Up to the roof we go"I said as the doors shut.
"You know that Jania bitch gone be up there?"Cali asked while looking at me.
"I ain't worried bout that bitch and ain't gone be worried bout her when I get up there"
"Shit you know I'm stepping ten toes behind you, let a bitch step outta line!"
"And vice versa"I said before we stayed quiet until we got to the roof.
When we were finally up here I looked around for Tomiya nem and once I spotted them we headed over to the section they were in.
"We'll look who showed up late!!"Tomi said and I chuckled.
"Hey Cali, gorl!"she said while hugging Cali and Cali hugged her back.
I spoke to everybody and the only people who was giving a bitch the cold shoulder was Shirley, Dream, and Jania of course.
"Suha you getting thick mama!"Tae said while rubbing on my ass.
"I know, I know"I responded while bending over in front of him and giving him a light shake.
"Tae you gone be the King George of asses"I joked while standing up straight and everybody laughed.
"Where are the bottle girls?"I asked while looking around.
"What you need sis, we got everything right here"Tomi said while pointing at the table.
"Nah ion want y'all shit that's y'all's"I said while shaking my head.
"And bitch you my blood so whatever is mine is yours same goes for Amir"
"Shit it's free"he said while holding up a cup of something and I chuckled.
"Mmcht nah. Ima just get me and my girl a new bottle and hookah"
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"Kitty!!"I yelled at one of the bottle girls who had Kitty on the back of her shirt.
"Yes ma'am!?"she turned around and asked me.
"Okay do y'all sell Courvoisier?"
"Yes ma'am"
"Okay can I get the xo version and a new hookah"
"Yes ma'am, I got the hookah going for one hundred dollars and the bottle is gonna be at the most three fifty"
"Okay and can you bring me a glass of lemonade and a glass of iced tea"
"Will that be all?"
"Yes ma'am"I said while handing her the money.
She put it in her fanny pack before walking away.
"Suhan what you been up to!?"Tuson asked me.
"Making money, taking care of my kids"I said while sitting down.
"Ain't nobody been sliding in them dms lately have they?"
"Yea but ion pay it no mind"I shrugged.
"I'm only focused one thing"
"What's that? Shiesty?"he chuckled.
"Ummm no, providing for my family!"I said while smiling and rolling my eyes at him.
Nigga was high key being messy.
"Bitch what you being so hostile for?"Tomi asked me.
"I'm chilling, you know how I am about mfs being all up in my pussy"
"My bad Suhan damn, I was just joking!"he said while laughing.
I sat back and got on my phone until the girl came back with our stuff.
When she finally did, I opened the bottle of Courvoisier and poured some in my glass of lemonade.
I poured some in Cali's tea.
"So Suha you big on the single?"Jania asked me.
"Are you?"I asked her sarcastically before putting the straw in my drink and sipping some of it.
"Yea I was just asking cause I been trynna see wassup with Pooh homie, Veeze"she said causing Cali to laugh.
No it wasn't awkward or quiet, everybody was talking to each other and dancing.
"You must've forgot how to slide in dms?"I asked sarcastically once again as I scrunched my face up and Cali started laughing harder while clapping her hands.
"I still know how"she said while flipping her hair over her shoulder.
"Oh okay"I nodded.
We all made small talk and the same three bitches that I named who gave me the cold shoulder before were looking stank faced the whole time.
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It's funny how you can steal a bitch happiness by just showing up.
"Ayyyyyyyeee ayyyeeeee"everybody hyped me up as I gave this nigga a lap dance to Batman Remix by LPB Poody.
He grabbed me by my hips and pulled me down on his lap harshly causing me to trip over my own foot.
"Woah woah!!"I yelled while laughing as I stood back up.
He stood up behind me causing me to tumble forward.
"Yo name Suhan Taylor ain't it?"he asked me and I nodded while turning towards him.
"I fucks with you heavy! You real real talented, I like that about you!"he said and whole time I was staring at his mouth.
"What's your name?"I asked him.
"I go by C"he said and I looked at him sideways.
"What's your name!?"
"I go by C"he said once again and I chuckled.
"Well C, I like what you got going on here"I said while drawing my finger around in a circle as I pointed at his mouth.
"Preciate it, what's a way I can get in touch with you miss Suhan?"
"You still ain't told me your name mister C"I said while kinda looking up at him.
"Mmcht. You gone do me like that?"
"I mean you the one who trynna get in touch with me"
"Damn aight so—"
"Just dm me on Instagram"
"You gone answer?"
"Is you packing?"
"Hell yea"he said with no hesitation while grabbing himself through the shorts he had on.
I gasped before laughing.
"Yes Ima answer!"
"Bet, Aight I'll talk to you later then!"
"Okay bye cutie!"
He chuckled before walking away.
"Now bitch you know that nigga probably a whole ass sophomore in college, fuck he got to offer?"Tomiya said.
"What's wrong with having a Sugar Mama to help pay off that tuition?"I asked while pouring myself another glass of cognac by itself.
"Girl no, you got kids!"Dream said out of the blue and I furrowed my eyebrows before picking up my drink and drinking it like it was water.
"Who she talking to?"I asked while looking at Tomiya then looking around.
"Shit Casper"Cali said while laughing causing me to laugh.
"Bitch wassup!? What's fucking funny, bitch you been laughing a lil too much!!"the Vicky bitch said and Cali instantly jumped up.
"Bitch what, wassup!!?"Cali said before Vicky threw a drink and Cali instantly jumped over the table and grabbed her.
In no time she took her ass straight to the ground.
I felt someone else throw a drink and when I saw Jania run over here I two pieced her ass before she could even touch me.
At least she stayed on her feet cause once she did get to me she hit me in my face and just like Cali, I floated her ass.
Everything happened so fast, all I remember is being picked up and taken out by security.
"Aw shit my baby mama done got her ass beat again!"I joked as I watched the video of Suhan and Cali fighting at some party from earlier.
Everybody ran over hur to look at my phone.
"Hell nah sis stepping on shit that's what it look like!!"Baby Shiesty yelled.
"Hell yea, look at CalWow! Should've known her ass was gone Debo a bitch!"Veeze said referring to Cali.
"Aye ain't that that Jania bitch!?"30 said and I zoomed in.
"Hell yea"I said while laughing.
"Oh she been had that shit coming"Choppa Wop said.
"Hell yea that's why I'm laughing"I said while shaking my head.
"Suhan ass better had turned into Hulk, her ass bet not lose no mo fights!"Veeze said.
"The first one just caught her off guard, she just had a lil "Red" moment"I said referring to Red from Friday, and everybody laughed.
"Damn she even started punching on the security"Stax said while showing me a different video.
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"Oh her ass going to jail!"30 said and I laughed while shaking my head.
See when we together she ain't ever in no type of trouble, it's always when we ain't together or on good terms.
I ain't tripping though, if I gotta bail my baby out then that's what Ima do.
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