《Oneshot Per Day》🥐Okay hear me out...🥐
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Get it? Cus cux she's a spear? Britney spear? Yeah yeah funny right? (Credits: me!)
Okay! Okay! Just hold on...
Lady Gaga?
No
Lady Baba?
Yuh B)
Lady Baba like a baby bottle? You get it? Yeah I knew you would! (Credits: Me, again)
Her album isn't as detailed as Britney spear's because in her famous album cover she's a literal motorcycle... so yeah...
One more?
Ke$ha?
Naw
Key$ :D
Cuz like key-sha? I'm so funny (Credits: Still me!)
Also this doesn't count as a chapter lol just thought it would be funny to share the shit that goes through my head :)
Wattpad just told me this chapter would take 25 seconds to read and started giving me crap about it like who the fuck are you to tell me to do shit like no I dont want to write more I want people to laugh at my unny pictures so shut the fuck up bitch >:(
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