Oh I'm sorry, did I forget to wear my rainbow today?

I wish your stupidity was just a phase.

*calls school* I'm sorry, I can't come in today. I'm gay.

Aww thanks! Gay people are so cool!

Your mum's face.

Stronger than your marriage.

"

Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.

With you existing, I'm already there.

Two guys raised Simba and he turned out amazing.

Alive.

No, you're stupid, which is why I'll thankfully never be attracted to you.