This chapter will mention some MaTuRe ThEmEs... YOUNG PEOPLE GO AWAY— oh wait most of us are— INNOCENT PEOPLE GO AWAY!!!

Sometimes I feel like I'm so weird in this sense. (I know for a fact that I'm weird in other senses.) Here's what I don't understand:

1) Being horny

What? What is this? How does a person just magically get the urge to have s*x? Why would you even want to?

My friend described being horny as "an unending desire to rip someone's clothes off." Why would you want to do that? Just— what?

Apparently a lot of my friends get horny as well. But— how? It literally makes no sense.

2) Getting turned on

Once again, how? What could possibly turn you on? How do you even get turned on?

MATURE THEMES!!!

Apparently p*rn turns people on, but I watched it a few times to see if I felt anything when I wasn't sure if I was actually asexual, but I felt nothing. It was just— eww. (Don't worry, I was on private browsing mode and I deleted my history as well.) I don't plan on watching it again.

Please don't judge me for it. It actually helped.

MATURE THEMES OVER!!!

3) Celebrity crushes

How do you get a crush on a person you've never met? You don't know enough about their personality to fall in love with them. They don't even know you exist (sorry to crush your dreams). I just don't get it.