《We're Just Friends (Clexa AU)》Chapter Seventy Four
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Saturday finally came and everyone went over to Clarke's house during the afternoon. They all played Ultimate Ninja to see who would go first and Lexa won.
The brunette took Clarke's advice with the roach, but not the pickles because she felt bad. She got Raven a black NASA bomber jacket and put one of Aden's fake roaches in a pocket.
"Wait no, this is actually so sick," Raven said putting the jacket on. "I fucking love it."
"Your welcome, I know you love NASA."
"Luna, do you see how dope this is? Why don't you get me anything like this? I kinda feel bad for all the times I mess with you, Woods."
"It's fine."
"I promise for now on I- what is that?" Raven asked as she put her hand in the pocket. "What the- FUCK THAT!" Raven yelled throwing the jacket off. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! EW EW EW GET IT AWAY!" Raven started running away while everyone else started laughing. "SOMEONE STEP ON IT! GUYS, DO YOU HEAR ME? Why are y- wait it wasn't real was it?"
"Nope," Lexa said with a big smile.
"Fuck you, Woods."
"Love you too Rae."
Next was Bellamy who got Lincoln a box of condoms with a note that said "don't fuck my sister without one of these" and then some Lincoln's favorite candy.
Octavia went next, who got Bellamy a single, taken, mentally John Murphy T-shirt. When Murphy saw it he grabbed a sharpie and crossed of the mentally dating part and wrote taken by John Murphy.
Raven gave Miller a butt plug who sarcastically said thanks, then put it in the trash.
Lincoln got Murphy a shirt just like the shirt Octavia got Bellamy. When Bellamy saw the shirt, he did the same thing Murphy did to his.
Miller went next who had Jasper a weed pipe because the boy is always high.
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"Miller, you know me so wel- WAIT, it's a dick," Jasper said looking at the veins and tip of the clear weed pipe. "Your gay ass better smoke with me now."
"I'll think about it."
Monty had Luna and got her a shark tooth necklace and 4ocean braided anklet, which she was grateful for because her other one broke plus each purchase helps fund the removal of one pound of trash in the ocean.
Niylah didn't know what to get Harper so she just got her a $50 gift card from Nike.
Murphy got Clarke a big paintbrush from the dollar store, which she was pretty sure was the same one from last year.
Luna went after Murphy and got Niylah two packs of indoor snowballs because she knew Niylah loved the snow and also because she kind of wanted to have a snowball fight with everyone.
Jasper got Octavia a pair of goggles just like his, which she loved and put on right away. And Harper got Monty a star wars puzzle.
Lastly was Clarke, she was the first one out of the game so she had to give her present last. As she handed Lexa the bag she had a big smile on her face.
"Should I be nervous?"
"No, just open the bag."
"Really Clarke?" Lexa asked as she picked up a stress ball shaped like a boob.
"We all know you love boobs so why not squeeze one when you're stressed."
"Again, really?" Lexa asked holding up a boob lollipop and boob-shaped candles.
"Again you love boobs so why not have a strawberry lollipop boob and some candles."
"God your annoying," Lexa said chuckling.
"That's why you love me."
When Lexa got to the last item at the bottom of the bag she froze.
"What is it?" Niylah asked.
"I- I- umm, it's nothing."
"Okay well, now I need to know," Murphy said.
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"It's nothing."
Murphy grabbed the bag from Lexa and ran away, while Lexa ran after him yelling at him to stop. Lexa was faster than the boy so when she caught up to him she kicked his legs out from under him causing him to fall on the floor and all their friends to laugh. She grabbed the bag and held it tight not letting anyone see.
"That's not fair, you have to show us," Raven said.
"I don't have to do anything," Lexa replied hugging the bag tighter. "Clarke, I officially hate you."
"No you don't, now look at your phone because I texted you."
"Hey no secrets," Jasper said.
Lexa used one hand to hold the bag tightly while she looked at her phone.
🥰
u do know that acting like that is gonna make them wanna know even more right
i hate u
i love u too
so do u like😉
why would u get something like this
well since the others were all gag gifts i thought u would just go along with it
u know once they find out what it is they're gonna know it's ur kink right
thats why im not showing it to them
i hate u
okay fine
maybe i shouldn't have given them to u under these circumstances
but...
u would definitely look hot with them on
i would love to fuck u while u have those on
and i could just tug on the chain anytime u need me too
like just imagine 🥵😮💨🤤
can u not try and sext me in front of our friends
besides im supposed to hate u right now
not kind of turned on
and i still hate u tho
and i still love u
At some point, while Lexa was texting Clarke she loosened her grip on the bag and Lincoln grabbed it.
"Oh, it's just another gag gift guys," Lincoln said holding up adjustable nipple clamps that had a chain connected to them.
"Why were you fre- WAIT, WAIT, THIS BITCH, THIS FUCKING BITCH HAS A BOOB KINK, A FUCKING NIPPLE PLAY KINK!" Raven yelled.
"I- I- No, no I don't, that's not true. Clarke, tell them it's not true."
"It's not true."
"When why were you freaking you? Huh?" Raven asked.
"I- I don't know. Wouldn't you be embarrassed?"
"Nah."
"You're trying to tell me if I handed you those you wouldn't be embarrassed or nervous?" Luna asked Raven.
"N- okay, fine, maybe a little."
"Can we just do something else now?" Lexa asked.
"Yeah let's watch a movie," Murphy said jumping up to grab the remote.
After they finally decided on a movie, Lexa was snuggled up into Clarke's side when her phone started ringing, making Murphy pause the movie.
"Hey Lexa, I just wanted to let you know that Mum isn't coming with us tonight."
"Why?"
"She's working late, so it's just gonna be you, Aden, and I. You can ask Clarke if she wants to come."
"Come here?" Clarke asked.
"Oh hey Clarke, I didn't realize Lexa had me on speaker. We're going to Christmas land tonight so Aden can give Santa his letter in person."
"I'd love to come."
"Wow Mr. Woods, not even gonna ask if we wanna come," Raven said, "such a disgrace."
"Oh, hi, I mean if anyone else wants to come they can."
"I don't think that's a good idea, some people don't have a filter, and might say something inappropriate in front of Aden," Lexa said staring at Raven.
"I won't, I promise I'll be on my best behavior."
"Fine, who wants to come?"
Bellamy, Murphy, Raven, Luna, Miller, Octavia, Lincoln, and Clarke all raised their hands. "Okay besides me and Clarke seven people want to come, is that okay?"
"Yeah that's fine honey, make sure everyone knows we're leaving at 7:30."
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