《Who Ate Count Bleck's Pie?》Scene 3: O'Chunks
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[Count Bleck walks into O'Chunks' room. O'Chunks is busy working out. He pauses when he sees Count Bleck walk in.]
O'Chunks: 'Ey, Count. Wada yeh need?
Count Bleck: O'Chunks, I need to speak with you.
O'Chunks: What is it?
Count Bleck: Did you steal my pie from the fridge?
O'Chunks: Pie? Nah. Yeh know I kent stomach teh sweet stuff. I ain't got a sweet tooth like yeh. [grins]
[Count Bleck doesn't look pleased.]
O'Chunks: [starts to work out again] Oh, but, uh, I think I saw Mimi snoopin' around in dere earlier.
Count Bleck: [looks him threateningly in the eyes] Alright. But if you're lying, I'm going to have Nastasia punish you again.
O'Chunks: Urg. I don wan tah have tah sing again...
[Count Bleck leaves.]
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