《Danganronpa/sdra2/dra one shots》Me as your boss
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Congratulations every single reader here! You don't have to hear the 'no job' complaint from your parents cause I hired you even though you are most likely under 13 (shush you can get a job at any age)
For legal reason and common sense we are just gonna do paper work like 'the office' and Brandon Rogers office
Plus I do fanfics for a living and I've always wanted to do a actual book on paper
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Readers: Author-Sama I want a raise!
Me: who's your favourite author?
Reader: (insert your favourite author that is not me)
Me:.... *hits you with a present* no child
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Me: *busts through the door* EVERYONE! MY STEP MOTHER THAT OWNS HER OWN COMPANY IS HERE!!!! ACT LIKE YOU JUST BUSTED A NUT!!!
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You: you know I do love working it's just we all have a lot of laughs
That one reader that you comment to a lot (I know your conversations): FUCK OFF (Y/N) I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER
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You: (that one reader I muted) is one of our muted and..... she's (yes she said she goes by she and her) a piece of cock
My other readers: (talking to her) I wanna hit in the face as hard as I can, I don't wanna do that
Her: I came 3 times under my desk! Only once was with my hand
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Me: this is my assistant (shush you are my assistant now) reader that constantly comments on my books as soon as I post a chapter and I love it
Me: comment this shit!
Me: and she/he/they request stuff when I.... don't know what to do ha
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Me: I didn't become #1 in most of the tags by being a good author
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Me: last week I told me assistant, (y/n) arrange for me to ruin people's lives with fanfics
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Me: I got these assholes
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Me: (name another reader that you know reads my book) you are in 20 ft of your favourite character to read where is your shirt?
Them: please don't make me wear it!
Me: who knows their favourite fanfiction
Every reader here: *hands up*
Then: the font is disgusting
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Me on the phone to that one reader that hates me for not doing only female pronouns (yes this is a person and they know who they are): hello, how are you doing today?
Uh huh
*pulls up my list of muted readers*
You want to be unmuted?
*shows her*
Oh but reader I came into work and I'm still not changing the pronouns
For a 8 year old your sounding like you get your period?
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I would be a great boss for my readers. I'll pay you £69 a hour.
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