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Nozomi: *busts through the door* it's colder then a witches tit out there!

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Nozomi: this is my assistant Rosa Yen

Nozomi: write this shit down!

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Hope: Nozomi I want a raise! *a present hits her on the head*

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Yua: I wanna hit you in the face as hard as I can, I don't wanna do that

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Yua: am I scared of her? No she's a bitch

Cecilia: *opens the door* she's here

Yua: ah fuck!

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The world famous fashionisa Junko Enoshima has come to visit for Christmas

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Yua: Merry Christmas

Junko: I don't celebrate Christmas. But my assistant Fukuro loves it

Fukuro: someone please help me

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Kanaka: someone took my fucking violin!

Travis: ha!

Ella: hahaha!

Natsu: yeah you lazy piece of shit! *on the phone* yes ma'am I am still here

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Neptune: I keep taking down the Christmas shit, and they keep putting them back

And I can smell them from far away

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Nozomi: do it hetero!

*throws papers at Rosa*

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Neptune: someone keeps on going through my shit and taking my stuff!

Travis: it wasn't even me this time

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Cecilia: can I please have a cookie?

Hope: *puts on top of the fridge*

Cecilia: man fuck you

Hope: *holds it above her head*

Cecilia: *pushes her*

Natsu: AHHHHH!!!!

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Junko: I just love this killing game its been great!

Yua: *imitating a puppet Nozomi gave her* thank you if only your personality matched your chest

Junko: I told you not to talk about my breasts this yeah

Yua: no, that was the puppet

Junko: oh yeah it was *throws the puppet*

Nozomi: bitch I made that

Yua: well at least give me the company credit card so we can give you new tits!

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Neptune: say cheese!

*power goes out*

Kanami: ah!

Ella: calm down I'll go see what's going on with the power

*walks out*

Natsu: guys I think we're locked in

Travis: I told you this Christmas party was a mistake!

Nozomi: oh fuck you

Ella in the other room: AHHH!!!

*lights turn off*

*everyone runs in*

*lights turn back on*

Ella, Fukuro and Yua is dead

Nozomi: *checks her pulse* fuck she's dead

Hope: well there's no time like the present *steals Ella's money*

Nozomi: to be honest this isn't the worst party I've ever thrown

Hope: I thought this mother fucker was loaded

Konami: and this is why you never throw parties

*the lights go out*

Everyone: AHHH!!!

*the lights go back on*

Konami hanged to death

Cecilia: we should split up! There are different exits

Neptune: no we must stick together

*she gets dragged away*

Everyone: AH!

*turns around*

Rosa, Hope and Neptune is dead

Junko: what is going on!

Natsu: I'll tell you what's going on you gotta lot of counting to do bitch!

Junko: AH!

Travis and Nozomi is dead

*Natsu gets dragged away*

*The lights turn off*

Everyone: BOO!

*the lights turn back on and everyone is alive*

Travis: haha! We got you

Junko: *faints*

Yua: ..... Fuck