《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Eighteen[]
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It was finally the start of a new week and the boys were thriving. They all had gotten laid sometime last week and surprisingly Jungkook was coming close.
He had achieved something he hadn't in so many years.
He got a girlfriend. Yep. Somehow. It happened on Saturday when Jungkook was having a mental breakdown about his sexuality, he got a dm from Lisa. A popular girl at school, bonus.
They talked a lot and Jungkook genuinely enjoyed her company, she was like the sister he never had. Everything was going great until she asked him out.
Of course, he said yes but not because he liked her, but because he knew this was a way to get back at Taehyung.
"Yo Kook you wanna skip with me and the boys?" Jimin whistled at Jungkook who was walking to his class. Jungkook shook his head, "Nah I'm good, I have someone I have to see."
Jimin frowned. Weird. Though Jungkook was a straight A student he has never passed the opportunity to skip class. Jimin shrugged and went to meet up with the boys.
This has been happening all week. Jungkook wouldn't be at lunch, he wouldn't be at the dorm and he wouldn't hang out with the boys. Taehyung was getting angry, what the fuck was going on?
Taehyung was stomping to the art room because he knew that was Jungkook's 7th-period class. He pushed the door open, and what he saw made his blood boil.
Lisa was sitting on Jungkook's lap and they were literally eating each other's faces. Taehyung gripped the door handle tightly his knuckles turned white. He was furious.
When they saw Taehyung stand there Lisa yelped and jumped off of Jungkook. Jungkook was equally as surprised as her but he wasn't going to show it. Not in front of the Taehyung. He had to hide his feelings.
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"What the fuck dude? Don't you know how to knock?" Jungkook spat wrapping his arm around Lisa's waist. Taehyung frowned at that.
"Jungkook what the fuck do you think you're doing?" Taehyung said lowly and with darkened eyes. Jungkook frowned. "What's it to you huh!?" Jungkook argued growing more and more angry.
Taehyung had no right to be mad at him. Taehyung walked up to them and Lisa hid behind Jungkook fearfully but Jungkook stood his ground and matched Taehyung's intense gaze.
"Jungkook." Taehyung said sternly grabbing Jungkook's wrist. Jungkook looked away not being able to handle it anymore.
"My girlfriend and I were trying to work on something and we'd like some privacy." He said emphasizing his girlfriend with a smirk.
Taehyung froze and his eyes went wide. "G-girlfriend?" He stammered stepping back a bit.
"Yep, girlfriend. Because I'm straight and I like vaginas like Lisa's." He said giving Lisa a kiss on the cheek and she giggled wrapping her arms around his neck.
They started kissing right in front of Taehyungs salad and Taehyung just looked down. His throat going dry and his heart aching.
He left the room slamming the door shut. Jungkook pulled away and watched the door with a sad frown. Why did he regret doing that?
"Mmm babe that was so hot." Lisa said kissing his neck. Jungkook smiled and gripped her waist. "Yeah?" He asked and she nodded in his neck.
"Yeah, I loved how you said you loved my vagina." She giggled leaning on his chest.
Jungkook almost gagged. Her waist was way too skinny and it didn't feel natural holding it. Being the dominant one was odd for him and he hated it.
"Babe, I'm like really horny." She whined and Jungkook blushed. "O-oh."
"Let's go fuck!!" She exclaimed and pulled him out the door.
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He gulped....he was a virgin.
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Later that night Jungkook had entered the dorm exhausted and embarrassed. When Lisa and he were about to have sex, he wasn't able to get hard. He was so red. She had tried getting him up so many times, giving him a blow job, a boob job, and a handjob. They just gave up and he left.
"I'm so stupid!" He slapped himself slumping onto the couch. He covered his face and let out a sigh.
He felt bad, really bad. Taehyung looked so hurt. He wishes he could take everything ba-
"Oh god, Taehyung yes!!"
"Taehyung right there!"
"Mmm Taehyung!"
Jungkook jumped up. He heard different voices coming from Taehyung room, but it wasn't only one...it was 6. He heard loud sounds of skin slapping.
"WRONG HOLE TAEHYUNG!"
Jungkook finally stood up and rushed over to the door. He could not be having with six girls. He leaned against the door and that's exactly what it was. Six girls moaning simultaneously.
Jungkook covered his mouth. "What the actual fuck." He whispered to himself.
Jungkook was angry...no sad...no jealous? Why was he feelings these things? The whole plan of him getting a girlfriend was to try to get rid of Taehyung from his mind...but how could he when he was going ahead doing shit like this.
Suddenly the door opened and Jungkook yelped falling backward. Six girls walked out completely naked and giggling, they walked into the bathroom and shut it.
Jungkook was breathing heavy and red.
Where's Taehyung? He thought.
Suddenly Taehyung stood there with wide eyes. Messy hair, shirtless and wearing boxers. He looked like a hot mess, literally a hot mess. How could he look so good even when he wasn't looking ready?
Jungkook felt blood rush to his face and his crotch. He was getting hard. "T-tae-" "Get up you look pathetic." Taehyung spat stepping over Jungkook and into the living room, his muscles and abs flexing when he did.
Jungkook let out an airy breath and stood up. He was trying to hide his arousal.
"Are you crazy?" Jungkook asked putting his hands on his hip sassily. Taehyung looked at him for a second and back to the TV. Jungkook frowned. "Taehyung I'm talking to you!!" Jungkook stomped with small fists.
"tAhYuNG iM tALkIng To yOu." Taehyung mimicked him with a weird face and Jungkook gasped. "How immature of you! I'm trying to talk civilized here!!" Jungkook slapped Taehyung's thigh and Taehyung growled. "Don't touch me." He spat walking to the kitchen.
Jungkook felt a pang in his chest at the harsh-full words. How could Taehyung say this stuff to him?
"I'm s-sorry Taehyung." He said softly following after Taehyung. "But still you shouldn't do that, having sex with 6 girls? That's terrible for your health, what if you catch something?"
Taehyung shrugged pouring milk into his apple juice."Why do you care?"
Jungkook froze. Why did he care? He had no reason to, he didn't like Taehyung, he wasn't his mother and definitely not his boyfriend. He didn't like Taehyung.
"Y-you're right..s-sorry." He stuttered and turned around but paused for a Second.
"Taehyung...are you a Squidward?"
Taehyung spat out his milk juice. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Jungkook shrugged "How were you able to fuck 6 girls at the same time?" He asked with big innocent eyes and his head tilted.
Tahyung chuckled. "Go to the bed Jungkook."
Jungkook sighed and left.
They hated this...this wasn't how it's supposed to be. In their head that is.
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