"JUNGKOOK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!!"

"SHUT UP JUST RUN!!!"

The four ran until they didn't know where they were. They stopped at a small cafe, far from the wedding.

"F-fuck...my vibrator...I mean inhaler." Yoongi panted.

They all panted hard, feeling like they've just been punched in the stomach. They leaned against the table and tried to catch their breaths.

A woman came up to them with a concerned look.

"Umm...the store hasn't opened yet." She said quietly and Jungkook glared at her.

"This isn't about your store sweetie." He said and she gasped.

"You're Jeon's son! H-he's looking for-I have to go tell him!!" She stuttered and ran back to the kitchen.

They all flinched.

"Guys! What the fuck, stop sitting! Run!" Taehyung said and Yoongi our his index finger out.

"H-hold on, let me tighten my ass cheeks so the vibrator doesn't fall out." He said and Jungkook scrunched his nose.

"Yoongi we need to leave n-"

"Can you give him a second? If it wereJungkook with vibrator in his ass, it would've a completely different story." Jimin rolled his eyes.

Taehyung threw his hands up and slumped back in his chair in defeat.

Yoongi closed his eyes and focused.

"Alright let's go." He said and started ruining.

"If my ankle snaps, you're paying for my hospital bills!" Jungkook screamed, almost tripping on a crack.

"This way, my grandpa's house is over here." Taehyung said, pointing around the corner.

They stopped running, and followed Taehyung.

"Dude What the fuck did I just do? I may have just ruined my life." Jungkook quietly said, and rubbed the temples of his head, not blinking once.

"Wait...you just realized?" Yoongi asked and Jungkook frowned.

"Yeah you did, dude. How the fuck are you gonna go back to the dorm without your dad tracing your every move? Like your dad is probably friends with the FBI. You're fucked, there's no way you're getting out of this." Jimin chuckled, shaking his head.

Jungkook felt his mind burn in stress and he bit his lip.

"Hey!! That was very rude..."Taehyung scolded Jimin, slapping his back.

He faced Jungkook.

"Anyways Jungkook, you're fucked." He said, putting a hand on his chin.

Jungkook sniffled. "I'm-I'm gonna nut..f-from my eyes...someone stop me." Jungkook cried, fanning his face.

"Can we talk about this somewhere?...there are two rats fucking and it's kinda turning me on." Yoongi pointed out.

Jimin grimaced. "Ew Yoongi!! What kind of kink is that? That's disgusting..ugh god. You're so vulgar." He shook his head.

He then leaned into Yoongi's ear and whispered something. Yoongi bit his lip and nodded.

"Follow me, my grandpas is right over there. But let me warn you... try not to cringe too hard." Taehyung said and Jungkook raised his eyebrow.

They walked up the porch and Taehyung knocked in his certain rhythm.

"TaeTae??!! Huh!!??" A deep voice came from the inside and Taehyung sighed.

The door was swung open and a bald man stood behind it. He was really built, like The Rock.

Jungkook gasped.

"Hey grandpa, we're gonna stay here for a while. We're on the run from the FBI." Taehyung said going inside along with the boys.

"Again?" His grandpa asked and Taehyung gave him a look and his grandpa chuckled, a loud deep sound.

"Come on in kids!! I've just prepared lunch for my pals." He exclaimed pointing to the dinner table.

There was five plates of food set up but no one was sitting in the chairs.

Jimin leaned into Jungkook's ear.

"What pals?"

"Grandpa, we kind of need to talk about something really quickly. So if you'll excuse us." Taehyung said, leading the boys to the living room.

"Alright, if you say so. If my pals and I get a bit loud, just tell us." His grandpa said, going into the kitchen.

"What pal- am I the only one not seeing his pals??"

Jimin was concerned.

They sat down and had serious faces on. Like those dramatic scenes in anime.

"Taehyung....is your grandpa...one punch man??" Jungkook asked, seeming deadass.

"Wha-? Dude what the fuck. This is definitely not the time for jokes. The FBI is on your ass as we speak." Taehyung snapped, shaking his head.

.....

"But actually, I think he might be." Taehyung said, in a wary tone.

"GUYS THEY'RE HERE!!HIDE!!!" His grandpa screamed and the boys jumped.

They started scrambling to hide. Jungkook under the table, Jimin and Yoongi behind the TV and Taehyung shaking his head.

"Ahahaha!! I'm joking!! Such pussies." His grandpa joked, walking back into the kitchen chuckling.

"God damn it! You guys are so embarrassing! Jungkook you're hiding under a clear glass table!! What the hell." Taehyung scowled, slapping his hands on his face.

"I- I got scared." Jungkook whined, crawling out and sitting back on the couch, his hands between his knees and head down.

"Jungkook, I don't think you're taking this seriously. I love you and this the thing that's happening now, yeah, it'll probably take you away from me." Taehyung explained, putting his finger tips on the table.

Jungkook bit the side of his lip. "I-i know! I love you too...I just...I -d-don't know...I don't k-know what to d-do." Jungkook sniffled, burying his face into his hands and crying.

Taehyung gasped quietly, and his mouth made a o shape. Like a wrinkly butt hole.

"B-Baby no no, don't cry. It's okay. C'mere." Taehyung cooed, sitting next to Jungkook and pulling him on his lap.

Jungkook cried into Taehyungs neck, too embarrassed to look up at him.

Taehyung kissed Jungkook's cheek repeatedly while rubbing parallelograms on his back. Yeah, not circles cause that's basic.

"Baby it's okay. We'll get through it. It's pride month, it's our time." Taehyung said and Jungkook giggled.

He pulled away from Taehyungs neck and wiped his nose and eyes. The tip of his nose was red and so were his ears.

Taehyung bit back a smile at his cuteness. Jungkook smiled his bunny smile. Taehyung pinched his cheeks and made baby sounds.

"Awww little baby, you're so cute. My baby boy, I love you." Taehyung cooed in a high pitched voice.

Jungkook rolled his eyes. "Anyways... What do you think we should do?" He asked and Taehyung shrugged.

"Honestly... let's just go back to campus and act normal. Hopefully your father leaves us alone and if he doesn't....we'll just talk to him I guess." Taehyung sighed and Jungkook shook his head.

"He's not going to listen."

"He will. You just told everyone you're gay at your own wedding, he'll know we're deadass about this." Taehyung chuckled.

Jungkook giggled and then Taehyung grabbed the back of his neck, pulling him into a passionate kiss.

They pulled back and smiled at each other.

"I love you." Taehyung whispered.

"I love y-"

"Mmm Jimin, hold on...let me-mmm-" Yoongi moaned.

Jungkook and Taehyung looked over and saw Jimin and Yoongi making out behind the TV. Yoongi's hand clearly in Jimins pants.

"Guys what the actual fuck!!??" Taehyung grumbled watching them notice him.

"Were you guys literally about to fuck behind a TV? That's fucking sick." Jungkook grimaced, getting off Taehyung.

They crawled out of the small area and Yoongi sighed.

"Okay just because you guys don't get as much action as we do, does not mean you have to cockblock us." Yoongi snapped, rolling his eyes.

Jungkook and Taehyung stared at them for a sec and Taehyung pinched the bridge of his nose before clapping his hands.

"Anyways!! The plan is to just go back to campus...and live normally. Alright?"

Yoongi shrugged and Jimin nodded.

Hopefully this works.

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