National Council Fiore Branch

Makarov's trial is going on where is sleeping in front of everyone, angering everyone except for Siegrain and Ultear who are laughing.

Frog member: "Uhh Mister Makarov...Hello"

Makarov wakes up...

Makarov: "Here!"

Frog Member: "The court is in session sir and we have a very strict policy of no-sleeping while on the stand"

Makarov: "No sleeping on the stand ?"

Frog member: "Mr. (Y/n)(L/n)'s actions"

Makarov rubs his head

Makarov: "Sorry about that...haha"

After a while Master is sitting with his friend and former FairyTail member Yajima

Makarov: "Phantom Lord's to be disbanded and Jose stripped off his title, pretty much what I expected. But then, Fairy Tail was found innocent which was a bit of a surprise to me"

Yajima: "I spoke them of your character Maki. I hope you appreciate it"

Makarov: "You know I'm glad for the support Yaj. I would like if you would drop by the guild once it's repaired and I will treat you to some Ramen"

Yajima: "I could go for a Fairy Ramen with 12 slices of roasted pork"

Makarov: "That's kinda pushing it don't you think"

Yajima: "Do you know what's the penalty is for violating the 4th clause of your guild charter"

Makarov goes a bit panicky...

Makarov: "All right I get the point. You can have 20 slices better yet 30"

Yajima: "12 pork slices will be fine"

Makarov turns straight before Yajima continues...

Yajima: "Listen I think it's for you to reel it in. We're just not as young as we used to be, you know. Don't you tell me you have forgotten"

Makarov: "About what ?"

Yajima: "What happened to our pal ?"

Makarov: "Who ? Rob. Of course not"

Yajima: "Those were the good old days. The team of you, me, Rob and Polyursica. We were all so young back then, just a bunch of reckless fools. But we lived everyday to the fullest"

Makarov: "We sure did. Fairy Tail was a great place to be until Rob left us. Erza sometimes shares stories of how was he in his later years"

Yajima: "I brought this up because there has been increasing talk of Fairy Tail's antics have been getting out of hand lately. Nikolo and Org have been making noise to disband the guild. A man your age shouldn't be dealing with all these problems its too much stress. You won't do anyone good if you're dead. Don't go like Rob. Seriously you have to step down soon you're not a kid anymore"

Magnolia

Lucy, Gray, Natsu and Happy we're having a conversation about how Lucy got spanked by Aquarius, one of her celestial spirits. Suddenly a barrel knocks down Natsu.

Erza: "Why don't you tell everyone how you feel"

Erza looks pissed at Laxus who is sitting at a bench. Erza is grinding her teeth due to anger.

Lucy and Gray: "What's going on"

Laxus: "Yeah I've no problem telling what I think of them. This guild is full of losers and weaklings"

Laxus then looks at injured Jet and Droy

Laxus: "Especially the 2 of you morons. You were Phantom's personal punching bags. You know I'm glad I never bothered to learn your names"

He then looks at Lucy

Laxus: "Which brings me to the worst of em all. The rich little princess wannabe wizard. This was your fault"

Mira: "LAXUS would you shut up. The Master said no one in the guild would be held accountable for what happened. Not even you despite the fact I begged you to come. You turned your back on us"

Laxus: "Stop your whining. That fight had nothing to do with me. If I had been there you wouldn't be drowning your sorrows in this pile of rubble right now"

Laxus manages to piss Erza off

Erza: "Why you ?"

Natsu: "I've heard enough out of you"

Natsu goes to punch to him, but Laxus transforms into electricity and appears behind Natsu.

Natsu: "COME ON LAXUS. FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN. YOU GUTLESS COWARD!!"

Laxus just laughs...

Laxus: "How do you expect me to fight with you when you can't touch me you dimwit. I can't wait to inherit this place and kick all you weaklings out to the curb. Your days in Fairy Tail are numbered kids. Things are about to whole lot different around here"

(Y/n): *catching Natsu from behind* "Easy there champ"

Natsu: *trying to get out of (Y/n)'s grasp* "Let me get him (Y/n)"

(Y/n): *turns around Natsu to face him* "Okay you want me to be realistic, here is realistic"

(Y/n)'s (e/c) and (e/c) eyes meet Natsu's...

(Y/n): "You couldn't get out of my grasp and he can do that easily, so don't worry besides..."

Natsu pouts angrily but (Y/n) ruffles his hair, smiling at him...

Laxus: "(Y/n) the redhead is quite correct, you are an idiot"

(Y/n) looks at him puzzled...

(Y/n): "Eh"

Laxus: "Why are you with these losers ? Like honestly you and me we can change this guild for good"

(Y/n): "Laxus we can still team up, can't we ?"

Laxus: "Yeah we can, sure" *smirks looking at Erza, Natsu, Gray and Lucy* "Just ditch the losers and join me in the Thunder Legion, think about it (Y/n). The offer still stands"

Laxus then transforms into electricity and leaves. (Y/n) then sighs, puts his hands into his pockets and slouches his shoulders. Natsu clenches his fist

Natsu: "Man I hate him"

Erza: "Calm down its just a needless waste of energy. Let's try to get your mind off him. What do you think about taking a job ?"

Natsu looks at Erza surprised

Erza: "And we can get Gray, Lucy and (Y/n) to come along with us"

Lucy and Gray are suprised, with the former in his underwear unbeknownst to him.

Lucy: "Say what ?"

Mira: "Hey Gray your clothes"

Gray looks at himself and is panicking to see his clothes missing.

Erza: "We've all been works together since the Eisenwald incident. So I guess we're a team of sorts"

Wakaba: "It took this long to figure that out. We all knew"

Macao: "Yeah those guys are going together on job requests and this is the first time she calls them a team"

Cana: "That's Erza for ya"

Erza: "So what do you think about making it official, the 5 of us working as a team. Well actually 6 if we include Happy"

Natsu, Happy, Lucy and Gray are in shock at Erza's words.

Lucy: "Are you sure you need someone like me on your team"

Natsu: "Not someone like you. Lucy it's gotta be exactly you"

Happy: "Aye"

Natsu: "It just wouldn't feel right if you weren't out there with us"

Natsu smiles at Lucy, who has a faint pink on her cheeks due to happiness.

Cana: "I would say they're officially our strongest team"

Macao: "Yeah it's about time"

Wakaba: "Yeah is Lucy one of our strongest ?

Alzack: "I would be done for if she put that psycho Aquarius on me"

Droy: "She has a sharp tongue"

Jet: "So yeah she might be one of the best"

Natsu and Gray glare at each other.

Natsu and Gray: "I gotta team up with him

Erza: "Problem boys"

Natsu and Gray: *hugging each other* "No ma'am we are absolutely thrilled"

Erza: "I already got a job lined up for us. It's taking an arcane cult in castle town of Lupinus"

Gray: "Yeah that all is okay but.."

Erza glares at Gray...

Erza: "Do you have a problem"

Gray gets terrified

Gray: "No ma'am but what about him"

Gray points at (Y/n) who is sleeping while standing, mouth wide open...

Macao: "Just when you thought he wouldn't sleep"

Cana: "And that's (Y/n) for ya"

Erza goes to (Y/n) to wake him up.

Erza: "(Y/n) wake.."

WHAM!! Erza receives a Karate chop on her head courtesy of (Y/n)'s sleep defense mechanism, everyone goes pale at this...

Macao: "Now he's dead"

Erza: "Ow!"

Happy: (whispering) "Erza said Ow"

Natsu: (whispering) "Like a girl"

Gray: (whispering) "It sounded kinda cute"

Lucy: (whispering) "Yeah who knew she could be girly"

(Y/n) wakes up and stares Erza's brown eyes with his (E/c) and (E/c) eyes. Erza gazes a bit more at his eyes blushing a bit, before averting her gaze. (Y/n) realizing what he has done tries to apologize.

(Y/n): "Hey Strawberry I'm.."

Erza starts dragging him by his collar

Erza: "I've a perfect punishment for you. We are going on a quest"

(Y/n): "Yeah as if"

Erza stops gives (Y/n) a sweet smile and (Y/n) goes pale realizing what the smile means

(Y/n): "NOOO!!! I'm sorry Strawberry, I mean Erza. Please please anything but that"

Erza: "No I'm Strawberry"

(Y/n): "Forgive me Erza "

Erza: "You can say my name as much as you want after our job request"

(Y/n): "NOOO!!!"

(Y/n) tries to make a effort to get out of Erza's vice like grip. (Y/n) then gives up and starts crying. Erza meanwhile chuckles to herself

"He looks so cute whenever he is trying to avoid job requests" Wait what I'm thinking "Focus Erza, Focus" While his head his down his eyes change color to (E/c) and (E/c)

It was just one chop on the head not like I ate your strawberry cake. Strawberry cake light bulb pops over my head. "Hey strawberry I will get you a cake what do you say" Erza waits for a while. "Yes it worked" I smile at my triumph.

Erza: "Ok you can get me a cake.."

My smile keeps on increasing before she continues..

Erza: "After we are through with this quest"

I start laughing hysterically soon it turns into cries of sorrow.

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Lucy: "What happened?"

Happy salutes..

Happy: "Colonel (Y/n) has finally been bested by Captain Erza"

Natsu/Gray: *salute* "Aye sir"

That was the day all my dreams were broken. "Save me...Save me...Somebody Alzack, Bisca, Macao, Cana, Wakaba...Somebody". I give everybody a puppy eye dog look which doesn't budge anyone. Then another lightbulb pops over my head. I turn my head around in different directions each time the color of both my eyes keep on changing from (E/c) and (E/c) to (E/c) and (E/c) vice versa. But even that doesn't do the trick.

This was truly the day all my dreams were shattered.

Everyone were barely adjusting to (Y/n)'s new eye color but now it seems his eyes change color at different angles.

Cana: "What's the deal with his eyes ?"

Wakaba: "Yeah changing color everytime he moves his head"

Macao: "That's the most I've seen him active"

Lucy: "What"

Mira: "(Y/n) likes to take only one quest per month, so he can 'chill' around as he says"

Lucy: "But that S-Class record"

Mira: "Two S-Class missions per month"

Natsu, Gray and Happy: "That's (Y/n) for ya"

Everyone drops a sweat...

Lucy: "He"

Natsu: "Is"

Gray: "The"

Everyone: "LAZIEST"

Happy: "Aye"

After having a satisfying drink I think about what Yaj had said earlier in the day. "Retire huh" I look around the construction going on " With the new hall perhaps the guild needs a new master as well, but who". Laxus's image pops in my head, "Laxus he's got some personal issues he needs to sort out". Then Mystogan also comes, "That silent reckless is hardly leader material". "Of course there's Erza but she's rather young". Then (Y/n) also comes in my mind, "(Y/n) is the most perfect among them but..." (Y/n) sleeping everywhere pops in my head.

Suddenly Mira's voice brings me back to reality.

Mira: "Oh there you are Master. I've been looking all over for you"

"Hmm"

Mira: "It seems they have done it again sir"

"Done what" I ask Mirajane, Mirajane then shows me some papers.

Mira: "Erza and her team completed the Lupinus job. But they destroyed half the town"

My jaw drops due to Mira's words

Mira: "The magic council is demanding that you submit a written apology immediately"

I feel like my body is crumbling to dust, just now I escaped those fools in council.

Mira: "Master are you okay"

"I'M NEVER GOING TO RETIRE AT THIS RATE!!!"

Mirajane had suggested a job that only requires the team to use their Magic to attract viewers for a show. However, when the team arrive at the site, they learn, much to their annoyance, that the actors have backed out and the show is off. However, the group volunteers to act in the actors' place, with Erza being the most excited, and the show is back on. With Erza as the prince, Lucy as the princess, Gray as the villain, Natsu as the Dragon and Happy as his 'wings' and (Y/n) is handling the lights. The show starts and a lot of people, including past acquaintances, arrive to watch. Lyra sings for the opening.

Then soon spotlight shines on Erza, she tries posing but suddenly goes stiff.

Gray: "This can't be good"

Lucy: "She's totally freezing out"

Natsu: "She's got a mean taste of stage fright"

Erza's legs are trembling due to stage fright

Erza: "Here thee here, My name...I'm a prince...I came to save the princess"

Erza lifts her sword in a stiff motion

Erza: "And I lift the power of my sword"

Lucy: "Oh no she skipped way ahead"

(Y/n): "Isn't that like 2 or 3 scenes away"

Happy: "Erza's so nervous I don't think she's breathing"

Erza: "I lift the power because I have 10 swords"

Suddenly 10 swords appear in front of Erza and barely miss hitting the audience.

Happy: "She's nervous guys"

Gray: "What do we do"

Lucy: "Were going to have to improvise, (Y/n) you gotta come on the stage. Someone has to save the show"

Natsu: "When do I come"

Lucy: "Shut your trap"

(Y/n) looks at the audience who are barely alive and nods lazily. Lucy is then lowered onto the stage tied in ropes.

Lucy: "Oh my beloved prince Fredrick, please save me. I'm held in the terrible clutches of that fiendish brute Sienhart"

Soon Gray comes onto the stage...

Gray: "I'm the great Julius, if you want to save the princess you will have to cross blades with me"

(Y/n): "What happened to Sienhart"

Erza: "I..challenge.. you"

Erza is trembling so much she's going blue, Gray sweat dropped at this. Lucy soon summons one of her spirits some huge clock, named Holorogium...

Holorogium: "Duel says the woman inside timidly"

Lucy and Gray then whisper amongst themselves...

Gray: "What are you doing"

Lucy: "What do you think will happen if Prince passes out before facing the villain"

Soon Lucy returns to her acting...

Lucy: "How great of you to come great clock. The brave prince is in need of an urgent rest"

Erza then seems a normal and comes out of the clock...

Erza: "I had my rest and I'm back"

Gray: "Meet your doom, My sword of ice"

Erza: "Huh. Very well I will attack you with my 10 swords"

Gray then creates a sword out of ice. Erza then summons her 10 swords and attacks Gray, who runs away terrified

Lucy: "Prince Fredrick thank you for saving me"

Erza then gets on her knees and holds out her hand...

Erza: "Please Lady Anderika, let's get married and have many children. Like 33"

(Y/n): "You want children or army"

Gray then comes onto the stage again...

Gray: "The calm before the storm shall endeth now. Death awaits. Now come forth and chat him my dragon"

Then Natsu comes out in his dragon costume with Happy acting as his wings.

Natsu: "NOW THAT'S MY CUE"

Natsu starts spewing fire in every direction.

Natsu: "I'M A POWERFUL DRAGON. I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL"

(Y/n): "It's showtime"

(Y/n) then comes onto the stage wearing his wizardly robes and floppy hat. The entire audience is enchanted by (Y/n)'s appearance.

Female audience: "So handsome!!!"

(Y/n) flinches at the comment, before shrugging it off and continuing...

(Y/n): "Whomst has awakened the almighty one"

Lucy: "Who are you"

(Y/n): "I'm the almighty wizard Sienhart we shall defeat this foul beast and bring peace to the land"

Gray: "Lets vanquish this foul beast"

Erza: "Yes we shall slay it"

Audience: "Weren't you the one who summoned him and wasn't Sienhart the bad guy"

Lucy: "I can take care of the dragon you get to safety"

Erza and Gray run from the stage (Y/n) and Lucy drop their jaws...

Erza: Thanks

Gray: "We owe you one"

Soon Happy drops Natsu and (Y/n) intercepts him and smashes him on the ground. Lucy's dress gets on fire...

Lucy: "OH I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEONE SAVE ME"

Gray: "I will save you"

Erza stomps on Gray's head using him as a launchpad to go high up in air. Erza then slashes Lucy's dress, getting a reaction from the male audience member, even Gray is stunned. (Y/n) covers Lucy with a curtain and kicks Erza out of the way.

(Y/n): "Princess are you all right"

Audience member: "Why is he acting like the prince "

Natsu starts spewing flames in every direction, even at the audience side.

Gray: "Geez would you cut it out Natsu"

Gray tries to use his when another of Lucy's spirit some cow guy named Taurus appears.

Taurus: "Moooo! The princess's hot body mooves me"

Entire male audience: "OH YEAH!!"

Lucy: "Who said you could show up and embarrass me"

Taurus: "Sorry I taught you were in danger. I promised I will always protect you Miss Lucy but I will bambooo"

Taurus disappears

Lucy: "My spirits are crazy"

Happy and (Y/n): "Aye"

Meanwhile Erza watches Natsu and Gray destroy the stage.

Erza: "I've no choice but punishment awaits"

Erza jumps right back into the fray

Lucy: "This is way out of hand"

(Y/n): "I've got no choice"

Lucy: "For what"

(Y/n) stands over there before jumping in the battle with flying kick..

(Y/n): "

All of them manage to destroy the theatre

Lucy: "I KNEW IT!!"

Soon heads start popping out of the rubble.

Master Bob: "Oh my stars!"

Master Makarov: "Why does this always happen"

Yajima: "Maki take my advice and retire soon"

Mirajane: "Oh dear me"

Galuna Island village chief: "The curse of the moon is to blame"

However the entire audience is seemed pleased and are cheering. With the stage manager on nirvana.

Stage manager: "They loved it yes"

One week later the show has managed to become a hit, Erza is voice practicing when the manager comes.

Stage manager: "I truly can't believe what a tremendous hit this show has become. Especially with these lousy actors I've got"

(Y/n): *glaring* "What did you say"

Stage manager: "Nothing sir"

Meanwhile Natsu, Gray, Happy's heads are hanging on the table while (Y/n) is barely alive.