Tamaki: *on the phone while holding a miniature teacup* Wait, what? You're not coming to my tea party? Kyoya, I made bIsCuItS!

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Y/n: *has an item in her hand*

Haruhi: Let me see what you have.

Y/n: *raises her hand to show the object* A knife! *runs away*

Haruhi: *runs after her* NO!

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Éclair: *saying that she prefers when Y/n doesn't speak and that Y/n has little to no meaning towards Tamaki*

Y/n: *in her mind* What the fuck is up, Éclair? No, what did you say? What the fuck, dude? Step the fuck up, Éclair!

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Hikaru: I thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam.

Kaoru: *reaches out his hand* Bruh.

Hikaru: *shows a rock-n-roll sign by using his fingers and walks away disappointingly*

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Kyoya: You know when you and your friends take a picture, then you look at it and you're like 'ewh, I don't look great in this' haha. What's that like? *smirks while doing a pose*

Haruhi: *deadpans* Really Kyoya-Senpai? I would've never expected this from you.

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Haruhi: Did you wash the dishes?

Y/n: I thought you wanted to do that...

Haruhi: *fakes a chuckle and glares at Y/n* You were wrong.

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Kyoya: There is only one thing worse than the club going bankrupt. Boom. *removes a piece of paper from the board*

Tamaki: Hikaru and Kaoru.

Kyoya: No-

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The Host Club: *looking at a bunch of geese*

Honey: Look at all those chickens.

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Ranka: *recording a four year old Y/n*

Y/n: Hey. I want to be famous. *wiggles her eyebrows and smirks*

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Emiko: *playing hangman with Ayumi* Nope, there's no 'Q'. You lose.

Ayumi: Aw, really?! But you can still add something!

Emiko: I added a belt, four earrings, and an extra arm. You lose!

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Kyoya: Remember this dumbass school with all these fake ass people?

Tamaki: *walks pass Kyoya* Hey.

Kyoya: Hey.

Kyoya: *whispers* Fucking bitch.

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Daisuke: I don't sing in the shower, I perform.

Daisuke: *in the shower singing the song Fergalicious by Fergie*

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Kenji: Emiko has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and she gives Daisuke-

Ayumi: *raises her hand* Wait, why does Emiko has so many soaps?

Emiko: *stops pouring soap on her hand* Mind your business, Ayumi-Senpai!

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Hikaru: *wearing a white sheet over himself to seem like a ghost to try and scare Tamaki, but he trips and falls* Ah! Fuck!

Tamaki: Who's there?

Hikaru: Nobody! Fuck off!

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Renge: Don't fuck with me! I got the power of God and anime on my side! AHHHhhhaaaAA!

Tamaki: OTAKU!

Hikaru: OTAKU?!

Kaoru: I've never seen one!

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The Host Club: *meets the Zuka Club for the first time*

Zuka Club: *shares what their club means and what they do*

Tamaki: What the- Is this allowed? What the- Is this allowed?

Benio: *slaps Tamaki on the head* ENOUGH!

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T.V.: Who's that Pokémon?

Hikaru: It's Pikachu!

T.V.: It's Clefairy.

Hikaru: FUCK!

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Haruhi: When you're at the hotel room and you have to pay for the water.

Y/n: *slaps the water bottle away* Shut the hell your mouth!

Haruhi: *turns on the sink faucet* There's free water right here!

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Chika: Hey everybody, today my brother beat me in a fight, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.

Chika: *takes out a graph with a small picture of Honey on it* The benefits of killing him would be I would be pushed away less.

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All the girls at Ouran: Jokes on you. The Hitachiin brothers can't break up, they're brothers.

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Kyoya: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Tamaki: But ya didn't.

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Shiro: If I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool, I'd have no pennies.

*rock music plays in background*

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Mori: *holding a glass cup* Have any ice?

Honey: I do not. I just have freezable fruit shapes.

Mori: Why...?

Honey: Just because.

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Haruhi: Toss me my keys.

Y/n: *throws a printer*

Haruhi: I said my keys.

Y/n: I thought you said printer!

Haruhi: Why the hell would I say printer?

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