《playaholic | mha textfic x reader》iv. can't sleep thots
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NO BC I WAS LIKE "cmOoOonNnN aiZaWwWwaA"
AND HE WAS LIKE "no 😐"
LMFAO
Hey L/n!
😃
who are you
LMFAO IS MIDORIYA
OH SHIT YEA I RENAMED YOU LMAO
So you did this to me L/n...
no i didn't
it was actually all bakugou
i believe it
u believe everything tho
tru that tru that
no bc sleep
But you don't sleep?? 🤨
i do sleep 🙄
it just happens to be 1AM rn and i'm awake
did u overuse ur qurk ahakn
i dont speak italian
*quirk again
no 🌚
Why am I the Karen
bc u stoopid
i've been finding myself ugly all these years
but what if i'm just not my type
😳
omg wait so now we all hot
Except Mineta
He's built like a 3 year old
Acts like one too
but hes in the hero course for a reason
Touché
wait
omg
how tf Can roller coastors take a clear Photo of us goin 70mph but banks cant Do the same when someone is stealin shit from theyre???
*There
literally stop
🙄
baby butterflies don't exist
yes they do?????
denki............
caterpillars and butterflies are separate animals
but They turn in 2 butterflies???
they still ain't baby butterflies
but but
no buts
if people say we aren't perfect then wouldn't we be perfect at not being perfect
nah bc u onto smthin
I think I am Karen Smith after all...
We know Todoroki
I'll shove hair down your throat
kinky??
what if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflection stops us
No because you don't understand how often I think about that
What if theres this whole other world to a mirror and our reflections are trying to stop us from going over there, or its the other way around? Maybe we're the ones stopping our reflections from entering into our world because it's so bad over on our side that we don't want them to experience what we're going through or vice versa. What if there's a happy ending in our reflections world and they're being selfish? The only time you and your reflection ever really talk to one another is when you're in front of that mirror; you have no clue whats going on in their world. Like it's so weird to think about
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Midoriya
Please
Shut up
I'm sorry 😔
midoriya too big brained for us
deadass
you never stop clapping, the time in between your claps just get longer
WAIT SO IM TECHNICALLY ALWAYS CLAPPIN THEM CHEEKS??
you're an absolute idiot
why do we put ourselves above everything saying "we are the smarter/smartest animal" like ants could be smarter than us but we have no way of proving it bc we can't communicate with them and they don't have the bodies to say or show it
im sure an ant is smarter than denki
We're all stupid pls
Not me
"I think I am Karen Smith after all..."
I'll give you trauma don't test me
the name suits me
We know
now go to bed before i leave my dorm and give you a reason to sleep 🥰
Like you scare me
cmere toeroki
I hear footsteps down the hall
She ain't actually doing it right
when we yAwn do deaf ppl think were screamin
*creaming
oh shit u rite
good one kaminari
now open up this door traumaroki
No
i have ✨tea✨
I'll call Aizawa
I'll get Iida
i want kacchan 😩
i am nicki minaj 🙄💅
#cancelracistemojis
#justiceforashidomina
never again
YALL DID NOT ACTUALLY WAKE IIDA
I HEAR FOOTSTEPS
I felt threatened.
i hear engines go brrr
TODOROKI.
YOULL PAY
Will I though
you don't know the capabilities my quirk has unlike you whose powers have been televised multiple times :)
And I oop- 🤭
sskksksskskskkskskskskssksksksks
NOW IMA BLAST BEFORE THIS MAN REACHES ME.
Run
you're gonna be the next one running
i've got a kettle
and some hot water
with daddy issues
coming your way :)
AU REVIOR BITCHES
I don't believe them
I ain't planning your funeral
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