《playaholic | mha textfic x reader》xxii. pedo germs
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Is L/n online?
No I think they're sleeping
Okay thank you!
Why what's up?
I wanted to see how she was feeling
Oh yeaaaaa
I forgot they were sick 😰
Hahaha I'm sure she'll understand
momo
never laugh in lowercase again
ily
but
pls
LMAO
What's wrong with laughing in lowercase?
a lot
momo please
never laugh in lowercase
I'm sorry 😅
you're okay dw
you wanted me?
Ah yea!
How are you feeling?
i'm doing better
still coughing a lot
I offered you my umbrella but nOoOo
LOOK HERE DUDE
I WANTED TO DANCE IN THE RAIN OKAY
LET A GIRL DREAM 😤
And look what happened to you 😒
ugh
i hate males
bouta turn lesbian
as u should
girls r sm better
frrrr
You're just jealous that you can't pull any guys 🙄
YK WHAT IZUKU
CMERE
RN
ILL COUGH ON YOU
KEEP UR CRUSTY ASS GERMS AWAY FROM ME
grrrrrr
bark bark
woof
🤠⁉️
its better not to ask
Yea
L/n's scary when she plays games
speaking of games
i'm bouta go and play minecraft
again
basic
miss ma'am
don't try and catch these hands 🤛
you also shouldn't bully a sick girl
i'm sensitive... 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😠😠😠🤗🤗🤗🤗😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤪😚😚😍😍
i'm canceling you on twitter /hj
do it you won't
😅
Women am I right
misogyny am i right
Me?
Misogynistic?
Have you MET Mineta?
fair point
who else is even online 😒
hiding in the shadows like pussies
Tf did you just call me?
oh shi-
hey bestie
I am NOT your "bEsTiE"
you're just mad that i'm besties with izuku
Don't wrap me up in your issues 😒
✋👴🤚
Get your pedophilic germs away from me
PEDOPHILIC??
SIR WHAT
ik some pedophiles and i am NOT one of them
...
Y/n what
Why the fuck do you know pedophiles
WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN
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they're fun to fuck with
assido can back me up
so could jirou maybe
theyre so stupid omg
SEE
but the ones ik just hang out with high schoolers
they don't actually fuck them or try to kidnap them
so ur sayin u hang out with pedos for fun
yes and no
i'm getting info outta these ones
they're useful ykyk?
maam wtf do u mean by useful 🤨
no i don't have a sugar daddy/mommy
except for yaoyorozu
she's an exception
ong tho
How are pedophiles useful wtf
Finally something we can agree on
not all pedos are useful 😰
these ones are an exception
plus they ain't even actual pedos they just chill and hangout with other high schoolers
they're like 18-24
borderline pedo
Definitely trying to catch a case 💀
Ew
don't ew me stupid hoe
Your insults suck ass
you suck ass
So fucking cocky
I hate you
have you looked in a mirror 💀
your the cockiest mf i've ever met
bakugou u cant say ANYTHING abt being cocky
Sorry Kachan but it's true
walked right into that one 🧍♀️
Fuck you
i'd fuck me too dw
now if you'll excuse me i need meds
bc i'm dying
i can hear u cough from upstairs
Want me to call Recovery Girl?
i'll be fjine
oops
i don't want to trouble her especially since its like 8PM and older people need to get rest when dealing with 20+ students who are constantly getting injured at school
*cough* IZUKU. *cough*
You don't even need to fake cough your regular one is bad enough 💀
If you say so L/n
Lower your damn voice fart cloud
FART CLOUD???
EXCUSE ME??
i'll show you a fucking fart cloud
You can't even get out of bed
wanna test that?
coming over rn to beat your ass
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L/n please stay in bed 😭
😰
Come over here then! Your ass is gonna get knocked over by the wind
WELL FUCK YOU TOO
ILL COUGH ON YOU SO THAT YOU END UP SICK TOO BITCH FACE
No
too late
i'm at your door
open up pussy
PUSSY?!
Oh god 💀
CMON
COME OUT
ILL SHOW YOU FART FACE
no bc l/n is so nice but once u put them against bakugou or denki they go ballistic
dont piss off l/n
Yea I'm glad I'm on Y/n's nice list 🧍♂️
same 🧍♀️
exactly
don't piss me off :)
L/n are you bipolar
i don't think so
my mom and dad never got me tested
YOU HAVE BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS??
yeah? 😰
OH SHI I FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING
COME ON BAKUGOU.
FIGHT ME
No. You're crusty as hell.
i will create a fucking cannon if you do not get the fuck out of this room and say this shit to my face
u might wanna listen
Yeah Kacchan
:)
No
balling my eyes out real quick
i'm done with boys
ugh
now i feel loopy 💀
Oh no!
Oh shit
dont pass out
pshHhHh
i won't
maybe
idk
I am not carrying your ass back to your dorm
then get shoji or smthin bc i can barely stand up
I'll go get Iida..
l/n
ily
but y
😭
my head rlly hurts
I'm coming I'm coming
oops
gn
and theres the thud 💀
It wasn't my fault this time
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