《Object crack book》Painty what now?
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Fan: Hey paintbrush wanna go to the store with me?
Paintbrush: ew, why are you even going?
Fan: uh, we ran out of cereal and toilet paper
Paintbrush: can you just please stay home?
Fan: I'll be back soon so don't worry
Paintbrush: (whispers) I'm feeling horny...
Fan: Painty? What was that?
Paintbrush:SCREW YOU, JUST GO ALREADY
Fan: ...
Paintbrush: ...
Fan: okay bye...
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