《Object crack book》Damn fan
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Paintbrush: fan
Fan: yes?
Paintbrush: would you give up your phone for me?
Fan: WHAT?!
Fan: WHY WOULD YOU ASK SOMETHING LIKE TAHT?! YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU A LOT, BUT MY PHONE IS MY LIFE. PAINTBRUSH HIW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, I THOUGHT WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS.
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: dear god, damn fan..
Fan: ...
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