《♥︎TEXAS♥︎ and The Miracles of America》♥︎LOVE♥︎
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It's love time bby
(Also I know it's not actually Valentine's Day yet but I got the inspiration for some love and I decided to post early because I haven't posted in a while and I miss y'all)
"BAAAAAAAAABE ITS VALENTINES DAYYYYY!!!!!" California exclaimed, jumping into Texas's arms.
"Yay!! My first Valentine's Day as a taken man!" Texas exclaimed.
"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgghhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" Florida exclaimed.
"Oh, that's a new one," Texas said.
"...Isn't that a mating call?" California asked. Everyone turned to look at Tennessee, because he knows animals.
"...that's 100% a mating call," Tennessee said. Florida smiled innocently.
"Anyway, Louis, you settle that," Texas said, shoving the pair together.
"Excusez-moi?!?!! pardonne-moi?!" Louisiana exclaimed. Florida cooed playfully and lead Louis away.
"Annnnyway, let's all do our things or whatever," Alabama said. And so, everyone went and did their things or whatever. New Jersey and New York were hanging out, because kissing someone typically implies that you feel romantic feelings for them.
"Ok... just a warning, I was a very toxic and awful partner to Cali so please please please tell me if I'm doing something wrong or bad or-,"
"Relax Nueva, we're learning together. I mean... I'm not exactly the most amazing person... But I'll try to be the best man to you," New Jersey said. New York smiled, before laughing nervously.
"It's weird we're dating... I guess it's always weird to start dating an old friend... it's just... I basically started dating Cali since I first met him but... I went through all the stages of knowing you. We were strangers, peers, partners, friends, enemies, frenemies, lovers... it's just strange to think how we're here now," New York said. New Jersey smiled and took New York's hand.
"And I'm grateful for all the moments leading up to this one," New Jersey said.
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Meanwhile, Mississippi was standing outside of Wisconsin's door, trying to think of something to say. However, Wisconsin suddenly opened the door.
"Oh! Hi?" Wisconsin said.
"Hi! I wanted to plan what I said before I talked to you but Um.... whoops," Mississippi said.
"Well, I was about to go find you, and I was going to plan what to say on my way to find you, but... this really was poor planning on both of our parts Huh?" Wisconsin said. Mississippi took a breath.
"Ok, you close the door, and in five minutes, open it up again. We'll both think of what we want to say during those five minutes and blurt it out once you open the door again," Mississippi said. Wisconsin nodded.
"Good plan, let's do it," Wisconsin said, before closing the door. The two stood on either side, very nervous. Wisconsin counted down in his head, and when he finally reached five minutes, he opened the door.
"I think I love you!" The two blurted out at the same time.
"Ahhhhhhh are we wrong????" Mississippi exclaimed.
"I don't know!!!! How do we know????" Wisconsin exclaimed.
"UGHHHHHH," Michigan exclaimed, walking up to them.
"Mich! We're you listening to this entire awkward conversation?!" Mississippi exclaimed.
"Yeah and here is my not at all professional or credible advice: just date and see how it goes. If it's not meant to be, just go back to being friends. Problem solved," Michigan said.
"...that makes sense to me," Wisconsin said.
"C'mere you cheesy dumdum," Mississippi said, pulling Wisconsin into a hug.
Meanwhile, Alaska walked up to Hawaii, holding a heart of ice.
"Take it," he said.
"But... my hands are too warm-,"
"Just take it," Alaska said. Hawaii took it, and it immediately melted upon touching her hot skin.
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"Alaska...," she said, before noticing a smile growing on his face.
"You melted my heart," he said. She smiled, and took his hand.
"Alaska... are you asking me to date you?" Hawaii asked.
"Erm... if I was, what would you say?" Alaska asked. Hawaii smiled and kissed him on the cheek.
"Meet me in the garden at five," Hawaii said, before walking away.
".... oh my god I am so gonna die of embarrassment she's so hot what the f*ck-,"
This is gonna be a two-parter because that's what I decided just now
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