《Tiny Texas Time!》The Return of the Love Calc
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Tito and Texas were hanging out in the play tower thing that I showed ya'll in the house tour
This thing
They were havin a good ole time
"Tex, is there... really a reason why you're dating Holly?" Tito asked.
"Why do you keep asking? I already told you," Texas said.
"Your reasoning is just so stupid. I was hoping the more I asked the more your logic would make sense," Tito said.
"It's not stupid,"
"It's also not love,"
"Why do you think you're the love expert?" Texas asked.
"I'm not! But how would you know?" Tito asked. Texas sighed.
"I got an idea," Texas said.
And so, they stole Americas phone and downloaded, you guessed it...
Texas and Tito glanced at each other.
"...what if... it says Holly and me are not in love?" Texas asked.
"Put your dads in first... make sure it's trustworthy...," Tito said.
"I dont know what 80% means but the heart looks pretty full... I trust it," Texas said.
"Well, put in you and Holly," Tito said.
"Oh no... that doesn't look too full...," Texas said. Tito hummed in thought, before grabbing the phone from Texas and typing something in. Texas tried look at what he was doing, but Tito pushed him away. A few moments later, Tito was staring down at the phone, glancing up at Texas occasionally, and then immediately back at the phone.
"Is everything ok?" Texas asked.
"SHUT UP," Tito said.
"Ok," Texas said, however he was very curious as to why Tito seemed on edge.
Suddenly, they were surrounded by the other kiddos.
"WHATS GOING ON HERE?!? WE WOKE UP AND TEXAS WAS MISSING!!! TITO, DID YOU HURT HIM?!" Philip exclaimed. Texas and Tito glanced at each other, not knowing if they should lie. Tito was ready to jump back into his criminal persona, however...
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"YEE-HARR MOTHERHECKER!!!" Texas exclaimed, putting on his sea monster necklace and eyepatch, completely embracing his inner pirate cowboy. Tito smiled shyly, putting his necklace on as well. "THIS BE MY SEA MONSTER PAL, AND YE SCALLAWAGS ARE ON OUR SHIP!" Texas exclaimed.
"Wait... YOU AND TITO HAVE A DOUBLE-LIFE-COMPANIONSHIP?!?" PJ exclaimed.
"We just... we like each other PJ... me and him can be best friends at night, and you can get him in the day!" Tito exclaimed.
"NO! Holly gets him!" Nekomi exclaimed. Holly looked shyly at the floor.
"I...I... I don't wanna have him like a toy or something... I just wanna be a princess and have a prince," Holly said.
"You don't need a prince to do that!" Nekomi exclaimed.
"B-but... I don't wanna be a warrior princess like you... I'm not tough like you... I like dancing and gowns and books and tea parties! I just wanna be a pretty princess...," Holly said.
"You can still do that!! Im a superhero and i dont even have a damsel!! You can just be whoever you are without a boy!" PJ exclaimed. Holly smiled.
"Really? That's a relief... sorry Tex...," Holly said.
"It's ok, we're not compatible anyway, we calculated it," Texas said. While the kids were having these revelations, Bruno checked the phone Tito tossed aside, and was kinda surprised by what he saw.
"Bruno, what do you think?"
"Huh?" Bruno said, snapping back to the situation.
"Do you think Texas should be my best friend, or Tito's? He can only pick one!!" PJ exclaimed. Bruno looked over at Texas, who looked torn; PJ looked annoyed; however, Tito looked like he was having his child revelation about how you can feel so many different things at once.
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Bruno knew how to fix this
After all, he was seven, and therefore centuries wiser
"I think you three should work together. Be an ultimate team. That way, Texas can be friends with both of you, and you can fight even more crime. PJ is like, the protector of the sky, with his sun powers and flight. Texas is the protector of the earths surface, with his cowboy-pirateness. And Tito is not only the protector of the sea, but a secret agent. He can get into the bad guys circle with his cunning criminal persona.... Doesn't that sound awesome?" Bruno asked. He didn't even have to ask though, because he had them at the word 'ultimate'.
"THATD BE SOOOO COOL!!! WE ARE THE THREE AMIGOS! MUSKETEERS! CHIPMUNKS! WHATEVER!!!" PJ exclaimed.
"HECK YEAH!" Texas exclaimed. However Tito was just smiling very bigly, although still looking pretty shy. Bruno smiled, but sighed, knowing exactly what was conflicting Tito's mind...
(Lmao legit tho, my five-year-old cousin thinks that the love calc is gospel truth)
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